Someone enters Janoy into an online "Physique Of The Week" contest, and despite having the worst physique by far, he wins the contest by a thousand votes, much to the annoyance of the people who actually dieted and worked hard on their physiques.
http://genovapedia.org/picture_library/potw-voting.jpg Jason shows up to the gym in a joyous mood, delighted to be on the receiving end of "politics" for once after being screwed over in all of his previous bodybuilding shows just like Mike Mentzer in 1980 Mr. Olympia. He claims that Physique Of The Week is giving him a supplement sponsorship, a weekly cash amount, $100 of free supplements and an interview. He proceeds to brag about this and his upcoming t-shirt/jumper line to a random woman on the cable machine.
-However, Physique Of The Week's owner Rick Hall decides not to give the contest win to Jason and instead gives it to second place, despite the clear rules that wins are decided by votes alone, sparking a massive outcry from Jason's significant fanbase. The Sith Lord issues Order 66 against POTW and Rick Hall. POTW quickly disables the ability to make comments on their Facebook page and delete any posts mentioning the Piss Lord's win. Witnesses begin to message the site's sponsors with their opinions on this outrage. Rick Hall begins a massive cover up.
-Facebook deletes Physique Of The Week's FB page after Witnesses report it for being a scam. POTW locks their twitter. Not only do Optimum Nutrition and Monster Supplements confirm that their sponsorship is dropped, but we find out that they had actually stopped sponsoring the contest long ago and that it's illegal for their logos to be used on the POTW site anymore. It's also discovered that Rick Hall is a scumbag whose videos are full of fake likes/comments that he bought, and he's also a roided up fake natty who used to private message people on message boards offering to sell them roids. Rick Hall pisses himself and in a last ditch effort to save face he puts out a press release claiming that the Shitlord bought Facebook votes to win the contest. This claim is totally laughable (especially in light of Jason's notorius Jewishness) and Rick Hall continues to be relentlessly trolled.
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-Jason releases a video claiming that Rick Hall contacted him personally and apologized, offering him the interview and prize. It is legitimately the most heartfelt video that Jason has ever put out, acknowledging Witnesses as his "pals" and "buddies" and being delighted that all of his "hard work" has finally been recognized. The interview never ends up happening, but Physique Of The Week's contest and website is nevertheless completely destroyed and defunct from that point on.
