- Lid geworden
- 3 feb 2004
- Berichten
- 2.707
- Waardering
- 46
Well first of all you must of done something to piss them off or just screwed up horribly and ya.. you get my point anyways im gonna teach you how to defend yourself from their slaps/kicks today
anyways
1. When a girl is about to slap you, you can pretend to cry because usally girls will feel sorry for you or if you did something horribly they would still slap you anyways if you pretend to cry they'll most likely say your gay you homocoïtusual person or something like that and instead try to make fun of you for crying! (This tip avoids you from getting slapped but you still get harrased )
2. When a girl is about to kick you well.. theres nothing to do you might as well run for you life before they come for you! AHHHHHHHH
3. If your about to get slapped/kicked well 1 use your leg to block it instead of getting kicked in your *AHHEEEMM* yes.. you get what i mean, its less more painful and yes.. anyways now for the slapping part just slap them back and run (they'll most likely try to jump you after this so you should run really really fast)
anyways this is my tutorial on how to most likely succeed on defending yourself from a girl
PS. THIS ONLY WORKS ON SOME GIRLS AND IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE WRONG GIRL YOUR IN TROUBLE!
anyways
1. When a girl is about to slap you, you can pretend to cry because usally girls will feel sorry for you or if you did something horribly they would still slap you anyways if you pretend to cry they'll most likely say your gay you homocoïtusual person or something like that and instead try to make fun of you for crying! (This tip avoids you from getting slapped but you still get harrased )
2. When a girl is about to kick you well.. theres nothing to do you might as well run for you life before they come for you! AHHHHHHHH
3. If your about to get slapped/kicked well 1 use your leg to block it instead of getting kicked in your *AHHEEEMM* yes.. you get what i mean, its less more painful and yes.. anyways now for the slapping part just slap them back and run (they'll most likely try to jump you after this so you should run really really fast)
anyways this is my tutorial on how to most likely succeed on defending yourself from a girl
PS. THIS ONLY WORKS ON SOME GIRLS AND IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE WRONG GIRL YOUR IN TROUBLE!