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Op welke plaatsen onthaar jij jezelf?

Discussie in 'Peilingen' gestart door Big-T, 16 jan 2013.

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Op welke plaatsen onthaar jij jezelf volledig?

  1. Borst

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  2. Schouders

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  3. Rug

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  5. Onderarmen

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  6. Buik

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  7. Bovenbenen

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  8. Onderbenen

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  9. Kont

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  10. Scrotum

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  11. Voeten

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  12. Handen

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  13. Op geen enkele plaats

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  1. Big-T

    Big-T Administrator Founder - R.I.P. Admin Topic Starter

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    Wedstrijden tellen even niet mee en het gaat dus over alles weg.
     
  2. Ano_1989_86

    Ano_1989_86 Advanced Bodybuilder

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    Héél serieus antwoord. Enkel kont en scrotum en dat is om praktische redenen:

    Kont: heerlijk om smooth te kunnen wipen zonder dat je er drie dagen later nog een paar versteende overblijfselen moet in terugvinden.

    Scrotum: veel handiger om te plassen als er geen haar meer op je balzak staat. Anders durfde er wel eens een haartje tussen mijn rits of tussen de rand van mijn onderbroek blijven zitten... :o
     
  3. kimi2

    kimi2 Advanced Bodybuilder

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    gezicht en oksel is geen optie?
     
  4. ovosnovo

    ovosnovo Monstrous Giant

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    Op welke plaatsen onthaar jij jezelf?

    meestal onder de douche.
     
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    Burek, TalentLoos en KIKO vinden dit leuk.
  5. Big-T

    Big-T Administrator Founder - R.I.P. Admin Topic Starter

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    Nee bewust niet erbij gezet.
     
  6. Robke78

    Robke78 Town Drunk Elite Member

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    :roflol:

    OT:

    Borst
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    Rug (doet mijn vrouw met wax strips)
    Buik
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  7. mack10

    mack10 Massive Warrior

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    alles behalve armen en benen
     
  8. Ano_1991_32

    Ano_1991_32 Competitive Bodybuilder

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    +1
     
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    Jeraszi Competitive Bodybuilder

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    Fijn om te weten wie allemaal zijn scrotum onthaard. Heb ik altijd al willen weten :o



    Voor de mensen die kont ontharen. hebben jullie dit probleem niet?
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

    Don't Shave That Hair!!!
    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
     
    bob k vindt dit leuk.
  10. ButchMcDick

    ButchMcDick Tha Muscle Morph Elite Member

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    Borst
    Schouders
    Buik
    Bovenarmen
    Kont
    Scrotum

    Omdat het hygiënischer is en ik het mooier vind staan (en de vasculariteit komt ook beter tot zijn recht).
     
  11. Anoniem36295

    Anoniem36295 Massive Warrior

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    nergens

    alpha as phuck
     
  12. gewoonlekkel

    gewoonlekkel Freaky Bodybuilder

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    Alleen buik zodat mensen m'n mooie 4 pack kunnen bezichtigen.
     
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    mikeo26 Massive Warrior

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    Als je 3 dagen niet douched misschien
     
    gewoonlekkel vindt dit leuk.
  14. Silentio

    Silentio Huge Freak

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    om de drie weken wordt alles onder de nek met veet ingesmeerd, alles dus in de lijst.
     
  15. willem9

    willem9 Massive Warrior

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    Zou misschien toch beter een anonieme poll zijn, nee?
     
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    mesoectosaurus Freaky Bodybuilder

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    Borst: bench niet voor jan lul
    Scrotum en omgeving: betere definities
    Anus niet maar zou een aanrader zijn omdat ik vaak te lang op de wc zit ivm gamen en er dan van die brokjes poep in blijven hangen door niet snel genoeg afvegen van de billetjes.

    Goei topic ! IN
     
  17. Jorgyboy

    Jorgyboy Huge Freak

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    Iedereen gebruikt scheermesjes hier?
     
  18. Calyptus

    Calyptus Colossal Veteran

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    mn tanden... Anders wordt het teveel.
     
  19. sTiiWaZz

    sTiiWaZz Ripped Bodybuilder

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    borst,
    buik,
    man area,
    kont,
    oksel,
    Rond de liesen (bovenbenen) want dat schuurt als de tering in je broek als je fietst.
    hoofd
    gezicht
     
  20. mesoectosaurus

    mesoectosaurus Freaky Bodybuilder

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    Kettingzaag, liefst roestig en bot

    ---------- Post toegevoegd Wed 16 Jan 2013 om 16:44 ----------

    Jij bent sasquatch ?
     
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