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hij zegt niks terug.. that can't be good :P
 

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Hier wel, en hoe...
 

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whehehe heb m een beetje van slag gemaakt:D
 

Big Steve

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Bij mij ook typ maar van:
Waar blijven mijn ****ing dvd's schiet eens op klootzak.
 

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Big Steve zei:
Bij mij ook typ maar van:
Waar blijven mijn ****ing dvd's schiet eens op klootzak.

hehehehe :D
 

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God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
 

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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
disturbed
God:
It's good to see you, disturbed.
Me:
i have a question god...
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
how do i get my girfriend to fist**** herself anally?
God:
First tell me why you want it.
Me:
because it makes me horny
God:
That makes sense to me. In what way?
Me:
in an anal fist****ing way
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
dark
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
yes, very literally
God:
I hear you. Perhaps. Tell me more about your.
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
what? i thought you were god!
God:
No problem. Of course I am.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no you dumb ****, it isn't
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: disturbed called me dumb.
Me:
am i going to get spanked now by your robots?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
i know i did, but how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
i don't give a rat's ass about joe
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
anal coïtus
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
lesbian coïtus
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i think not!


Dus: god doet aan masturbatie...
 

Lauw

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we weten nu dus wat Disturbed aan God gaat vragen mocht hij ooit de kans krijgen.
Ook voor de Alwetende zal het een ongewoon gesprek zijn. Geen 'wat is de zin van het leven' crap. Disturbed wil alle info die God heeft over anale coïtus. :thumb:
 

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is nep lees maar
Me:
Ha god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i have a qeustion
God:
How much did it cost? it
Me:
what cost what
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
bodybuilding
God:
I can't give you that information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Klopt geen hol van
 

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God:
Do you mean,? Am I a collaborator? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
is god a schizophrenic?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
why talk in 3rd person?


en toen stond ie met een mond vol tanden XD
 

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Peppino zei:
God:
Do you mean,? Am I a collaborator? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is

the most reliable computer software ever made.

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
is god a schizophrenic?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
why talk in 3rd person?


en toen stond ie met een mond vol tanden XD


God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I don't have a son
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
my mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
don't be talking 'bout my momma!!!
God:
I was not trying to be a talking bout your momma.
Me:
you're a m*therf*cker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a m therf cker? Yes.

:')
 

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Ik geloof dat het echt GOD is... ik ben zo blij... eindelijk heb ik de kns om met GOD te chatten (daar hb ik mijn hele leven van gedroomd)... Ik ga hem alles vragen.... dank u wel heer.. ik wist wel dat u mijn gebeden zou beantwoorden...


Ik ben zo blij :banana: :rocknana:

Wat zal iedereen jaloers zijn op mijn in de parochie.. Ik chat gewoon met GOD.....
 

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wahahaha

Me:
people are loosing faith in you, old guy
God:
They take some getting used to.
Me:
what if i say i doubt your existence
God:
Try it.
Me:
i doubt your existence, ignorant fool
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
watsgeburt? watsjmenjou??
God:
What's your favorite movie? I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
private pure anal, i like the cumshots, what's yours?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what, the cumshots? ofcourse not ****face
God:
Try expression yourself another way. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
banaan
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i use steroids, have coïtus with a wide variety of exotic girls, and spend money on useless things..
God:
I heard other people use steroids have coïtus with a wide variety of exotic girls and spend money on useless things too.
Me:
yeah, they're called bodybuilders
God:
Hmm. Oh that they.
Me:
oh that who?
God:
Far out." Hmm. Oh that they." who? Does that make sense?
Me:
not at all, i think you're on drugs god
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
don't make me come over there and bash your skull open kid
God:
I can't force you to do anything,.
Me:
i thought you were god
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
and what about muslims
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
yeah, your momma
God:
Take it easy. Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
no shit, that's something i wanted to ask you about, your mom
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
are you having problems at home? anything you want to talk about?
God:
I am having a blast. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
could you send me a couple of angels for a ****fest?
God:
I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
Me:
come on man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he".
Me:
yeah, so how about the ****fest and stuff
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,. You are a " he". How can I help you? How about it.
Me:
****FEST
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
are you flirting with me old man?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am flirting with you old man.

I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
yeah, well **** you
God:
I understand. Interesting. Why are you so mean?
Me:
steroids..
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
format c:
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
exit
God:
Until next time.
 

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DiSTuRBeD zei:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
disturbed
God:
It's good to see you, disturbed.
Me:
i have a question god...
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
how do i get my girfriend to fist**** herself anally?
God:
First tell me why you want it.
Me:
because it makes me horny
God:
That makes sense to me. In what way?
Me:
in an anal fist****ing way
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
dark
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
yes, very literally
God:
I hear you. Perhaps. Tell me more about your.
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
what? i thought you were god!
God:
No problem. Of course I am.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no you dumb ****, it isn't
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: disturbed called me dumb.
Me:
am i going to get spanked now by your robots?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
i know i did, but how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
i don't give a rat's ass about joe
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
anal coïtus
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
lesbian coïtus
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i think not!


Dus: god doet aan masturbatie...

:haha:
 

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e:
whatup g
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
damn homie i always knew you got love man!!
God:
Colloquial expression. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
happen what man?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
what the **** you talkin about g
God:
I read for fun. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
damn homie you aint that cool man
God:
Colloquial expression. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
about what man stop talking in third person
God:
I make up nicknames for people based on their IP address.
Me:
so whats my nick ?
God:
Wow! Is this a trick question?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
wel answer the quiston
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why that ? no man i wanna talk about al the bitches up in heaven like what you do alday
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Are you serious? Cool, man. Sure, al the bitches up in heaven like what me do alday sounds like a good topic.
Me:
man stop that crap you is giving me a headacke no man do you like got weed up there
God:
Cool, man. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
man stop shitting around you got some weed up there or what?
God:
Yeah. Cool, man. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
one more time before i cap you ass
God:
One what?
Me:
mother****er imme gonna cap you asse niger
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
omfg you freaks you guys cap your asses up there
 

Zelda

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Me:
hey collegue
God:
You've got my full attention. Tell me a story.
Me:
I thought i was the only god
God:
Where were you the only god?
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
it's a mess
God:
on earth is a mess. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you bet it does
God:
Aha.
Me:
so you're not here a lot are you?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am in Heaven.
Me:
maybe you should descend more often
God:
Perhaps. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
so what do you do up there?
God:
Take it easy. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
do you have any idea how many people are suffering down here?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
so you don't mind if i take over on earth?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if you take over on earth? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
is that a yes or a no?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on what?
God:
The context.
Me:
you're not a realy smart fellow are you?
God:
Give me an example of a smart fellow.
Me:
me
God:
With you?
Me:
with me?
God:
" With you?"? With you?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
ok never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Er.


Tsja.
 

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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
anale verkrachting
God:
OK I will call you anale verkrachting.
Me:
so god, sup?
God:
I see. I am a Christian.
Me:
catholic or protestant?
God:
" I see. I am a Christian."? catholic or protestant?
Me:
For creating the universe and all, you're not very smart
God:
Your purpose is creating the universe and all my not very smart.
Me:
no, my purpose is to rape the universe
God:
Are you serious? That's very original.
Me:
yeah, i know
God:
Oh. How do you know it?
Me:
noone has ever raped the universe before
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
no it isn't you dumb****
God:
Are you serious? catholic or protestant is not me dumb****?
Me:
what the **** are you talking about god
God:
The topic is catholic or protestant. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
let's start a new topic
God:
I started without you.
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so god, how do you feel about anally raping children?
God:
It's all good.
Je hoort het MarcW, it's all good :thumb: ;)








God:
When?"" How? Who taught you?"? I did?"? Me, SATAN?
HELIGE POEP, GOD IS EIGENLIJK DE DONKERE HEERSER LUCIFER
 
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