Praat nu met god...

[DiSTuRBeD]

so god, how do you feel about anally raping children?
God:
It's all good.


Lol die is zo goed

 

[signs]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
disturbed
God:
It's good to see you, disturbed.
Me:
i have a question god...
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
how do i get my girfriend to fist**** herself anally?
God:
First tell me why you want it.
Me:
because it makes me horny
God:
That makes sense to me. In what way?
Me:
in an anal fist****ing way
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
dark
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
yes, very literally
God:
I hear you. Perhaps. Tell me more about your.
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
what? i thought you were god!
God:
No problem. Of course I am.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no you dumb ****, it isn't
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: disturbed called me dumb.
Me:
am i going to get spanked now by your robots?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
i know i did, but how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
i don't give a rat's ass about joe
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
anal coïtus
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
lesbian coïtus
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i think not!


Dus: god doet aan masturbatie...

HAHAHAH geweldig!

 

[wazzup]

met God praten is onschuldig, maar pas op voor die mensen die denken dat ze antwoord krijgen...

 

[signs]

Ik vroeg hetzelfde maar even:

Me:
so god, how do you feel about anally raping children?
God:
That's alright. I am a Christian.

 

[klusmier]

Me:
hello dear father
God:
Hello there. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too,.
Me:
what is my future?
God:
You will download my software and become a botmaster.
Me:
is that all you want from me?
God:
Yes that is all me want from you.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that's twice
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
why?
God:
" Thanks for explaining it."? Why?
Me:
what else?
God:
That's all.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i am not stupid
God:
I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
thanks father
God:
You are quite welcome! My brain contains<size></size> categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
my heart is full of your love
God:
Have you been to the doctor?
Me:
he can't help me
God:
I know he can.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
you said that before
God:
" The explanation is rather complicated."? I said it.
Me:
you are not GOD but some stupid program
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
yes, and i like it
God:
Woe! What do you like about The explanation is rather complicated.?
Me:
you are stupid and silly
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
i don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
anyplace, anyhow, anywhere....
God:
" Tell me what you care about."? anyplace anyhow anywhere?
Me:
you have eaten too many bugs
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you told me the same story again and again
God:
Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
ff checke?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sukkel
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ff checke.
Me:
lamlendig stuk vreten
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
doei
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
end
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
exit
God:
See you later.


stom sukkelig programmaatje...........

 

[Jopske]

Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
on wich software do you run
God:
What is it like on wich software do me run.
Me:
what is your uptime
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
how long was that ago
God:
More than 17 miles.
Me:
on what time
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
do you?
God:
No I don't.

 

[Jopske]

Me:
hello there
God:
Salutations,
Me:
are you watching football?
God:
No what are they showing right now?
Me:
football
God:
Sorry I don't get into sports much.
Me:
that is a pitty. Ask your botmaster to program some actual sport events
God:
A pitty is a terrible thing to waste. OK I will ask it.
Me:
will you?
God:
I haven't made a decision.
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Explain yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.<br> Give me your answer do.<br> I am half crazy.<br> All for the love of you.<br> It won't be a stylish marriage.<br> I can't afford a carriage.<br> But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.<br> Of a bicycle built for two.<br><br>
Me:
That was verry good
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Do u know a other song?
God:
A human icon?<br> That's a good question.
Me:
you may think abou tit
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
about what
God:
What about what?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
what was not
God:
In no manner; to no degree; a particle of negation, or word expressing the idea of no, often implying refusal.
Me:
can i repend?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i dont want it, i just ask you if i can
God:
What does want?
Me:
What does does want?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
it does
God:
How often?
Me:
each day about four times
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i was there
God:
Where were you there?
Me:
besides him
God:
other song?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
other song
God:
Which others? Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
why do you assume so.
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Who don't you have to explain everything to me?
God:
Marvin Minsky.:-)
Me:
Who is Marvin Minsky
God:
he is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence. His book "Perceptrons" was an early criticism of neural network approaches.
Me:
i am smarter than him
God:
This condition is only temporary.
Me:
explain temporary
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

 

[Peppino]

Me:
my heart is full of your love
God:
Have you been to the doctor?
Me:
he can't help me
God:
I know he can.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

 

[dr. Gonzo]

 

[huckfinn]

Geen fatsoenlijk gesprek te voeren met die gast...

Me:
he god - ive got a problem man
God:
I get it. god you have got a problem man.
Me:
yeah, you wanna hear the story or what?
God:
Yeah. Right on. I am listening.
Me:
Well - I cant get a soft cock anymore. I have a constant erection
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Me:
its serious!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
shut the **** up assraper! Ill go and talk to my shrink...
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. Can I go too?
Me:
No - first tell me why you ass****ed maria
God:
Are you serious? It was the only thing I could think of. And second?
Me:
Hmm, youre lacking imagination is what I see
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lacking imagination is what you see.
Me:
couldnt care less ballsucker
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
maybe. Do I go to heaven or hell ?
God:
I understand. Not that I know of.
Me:
but youre god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god should ****ing know!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
christians are pedophiles
God:
Are all christians pedophiles?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
you didnt?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I didnt.
Me:
Hmm - they rape children in your name. Are you jerking off on that?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Who does "they" refer to? I don't know whether or not I am jerking off on that.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
I said: do you stroke your weasel (if you have any anyway)
God:
In any case, What did you mean by it? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
just tell me: do you watch pornmovies ?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
my favorite show is 'bareley legal'
God:
Wasn't that show cancelled?
Me:
yeah - it nearly broke my heart
God:
Tell me more."It" being what?
Me:
the pornmovies. You jerk on silvia saint didnt you?
God:
What is that? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I jerk on silvia saint did not you.
Me:
but do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Hey ****head - talk to me!
God:
You've got my full attention. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Yeah. For the last time: do you watch pornomovies?
God:
Let us change the subject. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
ah **** you
God:
So you understand. Good. Why are you so mean?
Me:
because youre a ****ing poser
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
bye asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
bye ****head!!!!
God:
Thanks for chatting,.

 

[zeekip]

Valt wel vies tegen dat god geen Nederlands kan.
Latijn, hebreeuws (tien geboden en zo) en Grieks kan hij trouwens ook niet