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DiSTuRBeD zei:Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
disturbed
God:
It's good to see you, disturbed.
Me:
i have a question god...
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
how do i get my girfriend to fist**** herself anally?
God:
First tell me why you want it.
Me:
because it makes me horny
God:
That makes sense to me. In what way?
Me:
in an anal fist****ing way
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
dark
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
yes, very literally
God:
I hear you. Perhaps. Tell me more about your.
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
what? i thought you were god!
God:
No problem. Of course I am.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no you dumb ****, it isn't
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: disturbed called me dumb.
Me:
am i going to get spanked now by your robots?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
i know i did, but how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
i don't give a rat's ass about joe
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
anal coïtus
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
lesbian coïtus
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i think not!
Dus: god doet aan masturbatie...
klusmier zei:Me:
my heart is full of your love
God:
Have you been to the doctor?
Me:
he can't help me
God:
I know he can.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
he god - ive got a problem man
God:
I get it. god you have got a problem man.
Me:
yeah, you wanna hear the story or what?
God:
Yeah. Right on. I am listening.
Me:
Well - I cant get a soft cock anymore. I have a constant erection
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Me:
its serious!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
shut the **** up assraper! Ill go and talk to my shrink...
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. Can I go too?
Me:
No - first tell me why you ass****ed maria
God:
Are you serious? It was the only thing I could think of. And second?
Me:
Hmm, youre lacking imagination is what I see
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lacking imagination is what you see.
Me:
couldnt care less ballsucker
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
maybe. Do I go to heaven or hell ?
God:
I understand. Not that I know of.
Me:
but youre god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god should ****ing know!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
christians are pedophiles
God:
Are all christians pedophiles?
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
you didnt?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I didnt.
Me:
Hmm - they rape children in your name. Are you jerking off on that?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Who does "they" refer to? I don't know whether or not I am jerking off on that.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
I said: do you stroke your weasel (if you have any anyway)
God:
In any case, What did you mean by it? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
just tell me: do you watch pornmovies ?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
my favorite show is 'bareley legal'
God:
Wasn't that show cancelled?
Me:
yeah - it nearly broke my heart
God:
Tell me more."It" being what?
Me:
the pornmovies. You jerk on silvia saint didnt you?
God:
What is that? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I jerk on silvia saint did not you.
Me:
but do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Hey ****head - talk to me!
God:
You've got my full attention. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Yeah. For the last time: do you watch pornomovies?
God:
Let us change the subject. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
ah **** you
God:
So you understand. Good. Why are you so mean?
Me:
because youre a ****ing poser
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
bye asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
bye ****head!!!!
God:
Thanks for chatting,.