HOLY ****ING SHIT!!! Can you imagine answering a knock at the door, only to see some lunatic wearing a black robe and a Chucky mask charging at you with a butcher knife, full speed and screaming, from ten feet away?! And then, by the time you come to your senses and try to slam the door shut, he's already half-way in your house, still screaming and stabbing at you, inflicting deep and serious cuts (which you don't even feel until ten minutes after you finally manage to get the door shut). Man... you don't expect this kind of bowel-emptying trauma to happen in Madison, Wisconsin, but apparently, it does



