Voor wie snel kan lezen paar grappige opsommingen over fedor.
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=osiaPPtRxdM
1-Some kids can piss their name in the snow. Fedor can piss his name in concrete
2-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Fedor can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants
3-Fedor counted to infinity - Twice
4-Fedor once visited the virgin Islands. They are now the Islands
5-Fedor's calendar goes straightfrom march 31st to april 2nd; No one fools Fedor.
6-Fedor can speak braille
7-Fedor's tears cure cancer . Too bad he has never cried.
8-Fedor was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12min and 39sec.
9- Fedor died ten years ago, but the grip reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
-10 Fedor puts the laughter in "manslaughter".
-11 Superman owns a pair of Fedor pajamas .
-12 Fedor can slam revolving doors
-13 Fedor sleeps with a night light . Not beacuase Fedor is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Fedor.
-14 Once a cobra bit Fedor's leg . After five day's of excruciating pain , the cobra died .
-15 Fedor was once on celebrity wheel of fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29min of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop .