God hates Holland

bascross · 12 sep 2010

9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."

1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and coïtus with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes coïtus with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."
2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much coïtus and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."
5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bicoïtusual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."
7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."
9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."

All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43929

pantrofl · 12 sep 2010

. Vermakelijke comments in die thread ook nog.

Religieuze idioten.

edit; Des te meer ik dat daar allemaal lees, des te meer ik denk dat ze gewoon allemaal aan het trollen zijn..

Tabakstiaan · 12 sep 2010

This message is for all those video game fans that visit God's favorite forum.

These video games are all approved by Jesus:

* NONE!

Now stop masturbating and start studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible!

Oh broeder. Goed forum.

/Oh voordat de vlamingen hier beginnen te trollen:

8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium
Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

Yves leterme
4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homocoïtusual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)

6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)
7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)

The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45466

bascross · 12 sep 2010

pantrofl zei:
. Vermakelijke comments in die thread ook nog.

Religieuze idioten.

edit; Des te meer ik dat daar allemaal lees, des te meer ik denk dat ze gewoon allemaal aan het trollen zijn..

Dat zou je inderdaad denken, totdat je de documentaire van Louis Theroux ziet.

Jesaja · 12 sep 2010

We hebben geen woord voor virgin

bascross · 12 sep 2010

Tabakstiaan zei:
/Oh voordat de vlamingen hier beginnen te trollen:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45466

Eerlijk gezegd schrik ik hier een beetje van, want in tegenstelling tot de leugens over Nederland is hier geen woord van gelogen. :eek:

EricR · 12 sep 2010

They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes coïtus with children!

De Christenunie is dus de ware pedopartij!

thomastog · 12 sep 2010

Holland gaat branden in de hel, net als Nederland.

Wait what?

Silentio · 12 sep 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

fake

pantrofl · 12 sep 2010

Silentio zei:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

fake

Dat is dan wel heel erg sneu.. :rolleyes:

Al die mensen met al die posts, telkens bijbel citaten erbij gebruiken.. En dat allemaal voor een parodie? Of lees ik het nou verkeerd?

Don_Nastee · 12 sep 2010

niet eens grappig

Big-T · 12 sep 2010

bascross zei:
Eerlijk gezegd schrik ik hier een beetje van, want in tegenstelling tot de leugens over Nederland is hier geen woord van gelogen.

België zuigt idd, maar om andere redenen dan in die hoax-tekst.

Situation · 12 sep 2010

Ik snap het doel ook niet precies, als 1 iemand trollt is het grappig maar als je met zn allen tegen elkaar gaat trollen ... :s. Volgens mij weet niet iedereen dat het een parodie is. Er zijn daar in Amerika genoeg mensen die echt zo denken.

vanderlinden · 12 sep 2010

Die lui zijn niet goed wijs... Een zo'n vrouw zegt zelfs dat ze in Nederland woont en zegt dat deze leugens allemaal waar zijn en dat haar kind van 9 jaar oud al zwanger is :rolleyes:

Die lui hebben me weer zo boos gemaakt vanochtend :mad:

bascross · 12 sep 2010

Big T zei:
België zuigt idd, maar om andere redenen dan in die hoax-tekst.

Neem het anders even serieus.

Krakatoa · 12 sep 2010

Haaaaahahaha wat achterlijk

Big-T · 12 sep 2010

bascross zei:
Neem het anders even serieus.

Dat weet je nooit of iemand daar serieus over is of niet. Alleen jij wist dat. Het is de gewoonte om er j/k bij te zetten :thumbup:

Tabakstiaan · 12 sep 2010

Geniaal ook dat ze in beide threads ook de verkeerde flag erbij hadden gezet. :roflol:

Timmeeh · 12 sep 2010

hahaha ik ga plat met dat forum :roflol:

Corleoné · 12 sep 2010

Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bicoïtusual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice.

Hier moet ik ze wel gelijk geven.

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