Mikeh18
Freaky Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 2 feb 2006
- Berichten
- 5.637
- Waardering
- 8
- Lengte
- 1m69
- Massa
- 63kg
- Vetpercentage
- 12%
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ItaStaLLion67
Ripped Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 2 aug 2008
- Berichten
- 3.814
- Waardering
- 242
- Lengte
- 1m75
- Massa
- 86kg
- Vetpercentage
- 10%
- Lid sinds
- 26 apr 2008
- Berichten
- 4.397
- Waardering
- 710
- Lengte
- 1m72
- Massa
- 118kg
- Vetpercentage
- 31%
De lauwwste
Freaky Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 15 jan 2009
- Berichten
- 5.872
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- 164
- Lid sinds
- 24 mei 2008
- Berichten
- 1.272
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- 0
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You: HAHAHA YOU ARE FAT!
Stranger: yes but you are ugly
Stranger: and i can diet
You: HAHA you are too fat to diet
You: You could swim in your skin
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You: HAHAHA YOU ARE FAT!
Stranger: yes but you are ugly
Stranger: and i can diet
You: HAHA you are too fat to diet
You: You could swim in your skin
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sniperx
Huge Freak
- Lid sinds
- 9 feb 2008
- Berichten
- 7.670
- Waardering
- 5
- Lengte
- 1m90
- Massa
- 67kg
- Vetpercentage
- 10%
sniperx
Huge Freak
- Lid sinds
- 9 feb 2008
- Berichten
- 7.670
- Waardering
- 5
- Lengte
- 1m90
- Massa
- 67kg
- Vetpercentage
- 10%
BrutaliX
Dutch Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 30 nov 2007
- Berichten
- 360
- Waardering
- 3
You: My name is Father jones
what is your confession today ?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ahn...
Stranger: i have sinned
Stranger: Father
You: speak up son
Stranger: i think i'm addicted to marturbation
You: let god bless you and replenish your life
Stranger: i masturbate....like....twice a year
You: that is a sinn my boy
Stranger: what should i do father?
You: you should hold off untill you get a girlfriend which you can use to dump your gunk
You: although you need to get married first
Stranger: married?
Stranger: father, i don't know any girls!
You: yes its a ritual
Stranger: maybe God could send me one
You: my god i can hook you up with my secret wife
Stranger: could you please ask him that??
Stranger: that would be awesome!
You: she is 45 i hope you like mature women than
Stranger: will she teach me in the ways of the sacred union between men and women?
Stranger: i mean, teach me the good stuff
You: she will, She is an experienced women in ways you and me would agree we understand eachother
Stranger: including sodomization and hard core masoquism?
You: she will, however she is very dominant
Stranger: so....should I pray for forgiveness?
Stranger: i like being dominated!!
You: just pray to god and she will be on your doorsteps before you know
You: Because you are from holland anyway, am i right ?
Stranger: cool.....i never knew the church was so damn brilliant
Stranger: no, Brazil
You: We are the all seeing eye
Stranger: why Holland?
You: i meant brazil .... didnt i say brazil ?
Stranger: yes father, you did
Stranger: sorry for doubting you
You: it is forgiven son.
Stranger: which book of the bible should i read to keep my spirit pure?
Stranger: maybe the playboy jokes?
You: its called the holy hustler
You: its a book forbidden by the german holyness
Stranger: oh....that's a shame
Stranger: father, i have another sin
You: speak up son
Stranger: i had coïtus with a candle
Stranger: i must admit.....it felt good
Stranger: am i possessed
You: Oh holy lord assist me on this one
Stranger: or just gay?
You: you are possessed by lucifer
Stranger: holy shit!!
Stranger: how do i kick him out of me??
You: You must burn your rectal hair in order to whiff him away
Stranger: i don't have that father
Stranger: i have a naked hair
Stranger: i mean...a naked ass
You: allright there is another secret way to get rid of lucifer
Stranger: how??
Stranger: please tell me....i must know
You: You should yell : kumbaja kumbaja moeder is bi 2 times very loud
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i did it father
Stranger: but now the guys at my office are looking at me with weird faces
You: you should never again feel the urge yo use a candle
You: It doesnt matter you inner self is cleansed and gives you relaxation
Stranger: i think i kicked out lucifer and he went to the bodies of my friends here
You: Tell me son, what happened
Stranger: ok father....i dont think i'll have trouble with candles anymore
You: good to hear son
You: good to hear
Stranger: although this ten-colored pen in front of me is starting to look atractive
You: i'am very pleased i found out about the internet to help people online. by listening to their sinning
Stranger: yeah....that's very nice
Stranger: and it helps getting laid with mature chicks!
You: you should resist the temptation! there is still a little lucifer left inside you
You: please explain chicks ?
You: you mean as in chickens ?
Stranger: girls
Stranger: mature woman
You: woman is the right word
You: allright thank you for explaining
Stranger: sorry father....i have thought wrong about the pure women in this world.....
Stranger: i have to go now father
Stranger: thanks for the illumination
You: no problem son
You: it was a pleasure
Stranger: i have a MILF knocking at my door now.....thanks for everything.....bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pff wat een peeeep site eigenlijk
maarja ze hebben allemaal wel altijd iets te biechten... 
what is your confession today ?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ahn...
Stranger: i have sinned
Stranger: Father
You: speak up son
Stranger: i think i'm addicted to marturbation
You: let god bless you and replenish your life
Stranger: i masturbate....like....twice a year
You: that is a sinn my boy
Stranger: what should i do father?
You: you should hold off untill you get a girlfriend which you can use to dump your gunk
You: although you need to get married first
Stranger: married?
Stranger: father, i don't know any girls!
You: yes its a ritual
Stranger: maybe God could send me one
You: my god i can hook you up with my secret wife
Stranger: could you please ask him that??
Stranger: that would be awesome!
You: she is 45 i hope you like mature women than
Stranger: will she teach me in the ways of the sacred union between men and women?
Stranger: i mean, teach me the good stuff
You: she will, She is an experienced women in ways you and me would agree we understand eachother
Stranger: including sodomization and hard core masoquism?
You: she will, however she is very dominant
Stranger: so....should I pray for forgiveness?
Stranger: i like being dominated!!
You: just pray to god and she will be on your doorsteps before you know
You: Because you are from holland anyway, am i right ?
Stranger: cool.....i never knew the church was so damn brilliant
Stranger: no, Brazil
You: We are the all seeing eye
Stranger: why Holland?
You: i meant brazil .... didnt i say brazil ?
Stranger: yes father, you did
Stranger: sorry for doubting you
You: it is forgiven son.
Stranger: which book of the bible should i read to keep my spirit pure?
Stranger: maybe the playboy jokes?
You: its called the holy hustler
You: its a book forbidden by the german holyness
Stranger: oh....that's a shame
Stranger: father, i have another sin
You: speak up son
Stranger: i had coïtus with a candle
Stranger: i must admit.....it felt good
Stranger: am i possessed
You: Oh holy lord assist me on this one
Stranger: or just gay?
You: you are possessed by lucifer
Stranger: holy shit!!
Stranger: how do i kick him out of me??
You: You must burn your rectal hair in order to whiff him away
Stranger: i don't have that father
Stranger: i have a naked hair
Stranger: i mean...a naked ass
You: allright there is another secret way to get rid of lucifer
Stranger: how??
Stranger: please tell me....i must know
You: You should yell : kumbaja kumbaja moeder is bi 2 times very loud
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i did it father
Stranger: but now the guys at my office are looking at me with weird faces
You: you should never again feel the urge yo use a candle
You: It doesnt matter you inner self is cleansed and gives you relaxation
Stranger: i think i kicked out lucifer and he went to the bodies of my friends here
You: Tell me son, what happened
Stranger: ok father....i dont think i'll have trouble with candles anymore
You: good to hear son
You: good to hear
Stranger: although this ten-colored pen in front of me is starting to look atractive
You: i'am very pleased i found out about the internet to help people online. by listening to their sinning
Stranger: yeah....that's very nice
Stranger: and it helps getting laid with mature chicks!
You: you should resist the temptation! there is still a little lucifer left inside you
You: please explain chicks ?
You: you mean as in chickens ?
Stranger: girls
Stranger: mature woman
You: woman is the right word
You: allright thank you for explaining
Stranger: sorry father....i have thought wrong about the pure women in this world.....
Stranger: i have to go now father
Stranger: thanks for the illumination
You: no problem son
You: it was a pleasure
Stranger: i have a MILF knocking at my door now.....thanks for everything.....bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pff wat een peeeep site eigenlijk
maarja ze hebben allemaal wel altijd iets te biechten... 
kamikaza
Competitive Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 26 mei 2005
- Berichten
- 2.775
- Waardering
- 25
- Lid sinds
- 24 aug 2004
- Berichten
- 11.189
- Waardering
- 852
- Lengte
- 1m83
- Massa
- 85kg
- Vetpercentage
- 9%
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kamikaza
Competitive Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 26 mei 2005
- Berichten
- 2.775
- Waardering
- 25
- Lid sinds
- 11 mrt 2006
- Berichten
- 10.903
- Waardering
- 3.882
- Lengte
- 1m65
- Massa
- 82kg
- Lid sinds
- 3 feb 2008
- Berichten
- 15.233
- Waardering
- 1.093
- Lid sinds
- 23 jan 2005
- Berichten
- 6.246
- Waardering
- 127
- Lengte
- 1m50
- Massa
- 150kg
- Vetpercentage
You: hey
Stranger: how is life?
You: ****ed
Stranger: why?
You: i like girls
Stranger: me too
You: but i want to **** guys
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: i have a small peepee
Stranger: sorry
You: i have a small c**k
Stranger: want to talk about it?
You: yeahhh
Stranger: so tell me
You: really need to
You: how can i have a large c**k
Stranger: what else
You: what do i have to do
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i think nothing is possible
You: do i have to jack off more or wahta
Stranger: you have to learn to deal with it
You: and i think i love my father
You: i want to have coïtus with him
Stranger: you need a psycologist
You: really?
Stranger: sure
You: noooo **** them
Stranger: so stay ****ed you
You: but is this a girls advise
Stranger: no
You: ow ok
You: but what do i have to do to my penis
Stranger: you are not finding answers here
You: can you give me an anwser
Stranger: yup
You: ok
You: tell me..
You:?
Stranger: what?
You: why dont you talk dirty to me
You: maybe that can help
Stranger: not in the mood
Stranger: look somebody else
You: ahhhh please
Stranger: bye
You: ok bye b*ch
mensen kunnen zo serieus blijven
Stranger: how is life?
You: ****ed
Stranger: why?
You: i like girls
Stranger: me too
You: but i want to **** guys
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: i have a small peepee
Stranger: sorry
You: i have a small c**k
Stranger: want to talk about it?
You: yeahhh
Stranger: so tell me
You: really need to
You: how can i have a large c**k
Stranger: what else
You: what do i have to do
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i think nothing is possible
You: do i have to jack off more or wahta
Stranger: you have to learn to deal with it
You: and i think i love my father
You: i want to have coïtus with him
Stranger: you need a psycologist
You: really?
Stranger: sure
You: noooo **** them
Stranger: so stay ****ed you
You: but is this a girls advise
Stranger: no
You: ow ok
You: but what do i have to do to my penis
Stranger: you are not finding answers here
You: can you give me an anwser
Stranger: yup
You: ok
You: tell me..
You:
?Stranger: what?
You: why dont you talk dirty to me
You: maybe that can help
Stranger: not in the mood
Stranger: look somebody else
You: ahhhh please
Stranger: bye
You: ok bye b*ch
mensen kunnen zo serieus blijven
- Lid sinds
- 7 apr 2008
- Berichten
- 3.746
- Waardering
- 164
Als je hier zo droog op kunt antwoorden heb je ook een psycholoog nodig imo.
- Lid sinds
- 11 mrt 2006
- Berichten
- 10.903
- Waardering
- 3.882
- Lengte
- 1m65
- Massa
- 82kg
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi honey
You: I'm home
Stranger: what time do you call this?
You: I had to overwork
You: sorry honey
Stranger: you said that last night and the night before
You: it's so busy at work
You: I can't help it
You: look
You: I bought you flowers
Stranger: youve been with that dirty little tramp from the office havent you?
You: what you mean charlene?
You: I already told you
You: she's just a coworker
Stranger: i dont want to hear it
You: but it's the truth!
Stranger: i know what your like
You: you know I love you
You: I would never cheat on you
Stranger: ive heard that before
You: what can I do to make you trust me again?
You: we can't go on like this
Stranger: look i just need space to think things over so i think it would be best if you go to your mothers tonight
You: but honey
You: we can work this out!
You: together
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi honey
You: I'm home
Stranger: what time do you call this?
You: I had to overwork
You: sorry honey
Stranger: you said that last night and the night before
You: it's so busy at work
You: I can't help it
You: look
You: I bought you flowers
Stranger: youve been with that dirty little tramp from the office havent you?
You: what you mean charlene?
You: I already told you
You: she's just a coworker
Stranger: i dont want to hear it
You: but it's the truth!
Stranger: i know what your like
You: you know I love you
You: I would never cheat on you
Stranger: ive heard that before
You: what can I do to make you trust me again?
You: we can't go on like this
Stranger: look i just need space to think things over so i think it would be best if you go to your mothers tonight
You: but honey
You: we can work this out!
You: together
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- Lid sinds
- 24 okt 2006
- Berichten
- 17.684
- Waardering
- 338
- Lid sinds
- 24 okt 2006
- Berichten
- 17.684
- Waardering
- 338
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