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Praten met volslagen strangers

Oona uit Finland:

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gister heeft iemand me een fake email gegeven.. nu praat ik dus met een duitse chick die in groningen studeert ^^
 
heb er nu ook eentje ergens uit groningen, heeft veel aan turnen gedaan :p
 
Hmm, kep ook een Fins chickie gehosseld, maar ze is fokking lelijk.
 
Lachen die handel, maar 8 op 10 zijn complete nutcases...
 
Stranger: I'm horny.

You: where the **** you from !

Stranger: I am from my mother's vagina.

You: ik zeg dan stop je lul in je moeders kanker k*t en sterf

Stranger: Nein.
 
Stranger: i have a question...i know it's silli
Stranger: silly
You: ok
Stranger: but i need a answer to it :D
Stranger: maybe you can help me out
You: ok give it to me
Stranger: I meet one guy from the internet. Everything between us is just super.
You: ok
You: and then what
Stranger: We've changed our pics, vids and talked on the microphone...
Stranger: I've never meet him
You: ok
Stranger: So he wanted to show the pic of he's penis but i refused to veiw it
Stranger: But what he thinks about me now
Stranger: I don't want him to get offended somewhow
You: hahaha screw that guy
Stranger: why?
You: so yoyure a girl
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but what might be he's thoughts?
Stranger: towards me now...
You: why should you be offended because you refused
You: that guy is just sick showing his penis on the internet
Stranger: I mean...maybe he got offended
You: are you in love with him?
Stranger: yes
You: and how old are u
Stranger: what's that matters?
You: young girls are naive
You: thats why
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i'm pretty young...i guess
You: how old
You: im 20 btw
Stranger: 20
You: so were the same age
Stranger: but what do you mean by being naive
Stranger: and can you tell....what he thinks about me now?
Stranger: Did he got offfended?
You: no I dont think so
Stranger: that he got offended?
Stranger: are you a male?
You: yes
Stranger: But can you tell me...what he might think of me now.
Stranger: Please try to put yourself into hes position
Stranger: and if the girl refuses
Stranger: to see your manglory pic
Stranger: what would you think of her?
You: hahaha, well I cant because i dont have pics of my penis on my computer
You: thats just for losers
Stranger: He don't, he took the pic for me
Stranger: he thought i wanted to see it
You: well do you have pics of yourself on the computer now
Stranger: But do you have any idea what he might think of me=
Stranger: ?
You: omg pijp hem lekker ofzo mzl onzeker meisje

:roflol:
 
Yeah...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello, stranger

Stranger: i'm not strange

You: I hope not..

Stranger: bistiality is completely normal

You: try to spell it right if you want to be rude...

Stranger: can't spell it right

You: dumb inbred cocksucking piece of shit

Stranger: i don;t even know what it means

Stranger: what is inbred?

You: Google it

Stranger: it's all related

You: Knock knock

You: play this game with me

Stranger: whoes there

You: Rick

Stranger: rick who

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Rick Rolled!

You: Owned

Stranger: haha :P

Stranger: good one

Stranger: **** you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
lol
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello old boy
You: old boy? maybe i'm a girl....
You: what about you?
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: im a guy
You: you like old boys?
Stranger: i was feeling rather nostalgic
Stranger: nnoooooo
Stranger: hahaha
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20
Stranger: you?
You: oke, i don't like old boys eather, so see you later man
You: good luck
You have disconnected.


en de volgende;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 26 m india
You: hey
You: oke see you later man, good luck
You have disconnected.
 
Mensen, zal ik nog een grappig gesprekje aangaan? :D
 
Deze shit is te verslavend, heb nu al 3 chicks gehosselt- e-playah!111!1!!

kansloos maja, rustdag vandaag.
 
Stranger: ja nou
Stranger: voor jou misschien
You: hmm niets voor jou dan?
Stranger: haha niet echt, vind ik niet echt geil ofzo
You: wat vind je dan geil
Stranger: lekkere jongens
You: aha
You: dus dat is geil
Stranger: ander onderwerp?
You: als je wil
Stranger: ja graag

ke*ker zooi, christelijk opgevoed meisje uitgekozen ofzo
 
Stranger: hmmmmm. en wat wil je bereiken met multimedia studeren? of blijf je de rest van je leven porno monteren. :roflol:
 
Stranger: Have you felt the shame of being homocoïtusual?

Stranger: It's real, dawg.

Stranger: Oh, so real.

You: u a fag?

Stranger: Aww yeah

You have disconnected.

:o
 
nvm vind het tocht e zielig om te posten
 
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