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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: Holland, where the f are you from?
You: I asked where are you from, douchebag
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur funny
Stranger: im from africa
Stranger: im black
Stranger: as night
You: okay, no problem mate
Stranger: im 6feet3
Stranger: and my penis is 10inch
You: Haha, I own you: Mine is 25 inches!
Stranger: i rape ppl from holland
You: I'd like to see you try a**hole
You: Meet my fist: Harry.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur no match for me
Stranger: i bench 440
You: And meet my other fist: Klusmier.
Stranger: yeah
You: I bench 6900
Stranger: ur so gay
Stranger: ur so s00pid
Stranger: st00pid i mean
You: Haha
Stranger: sorry inglis not my native tongue
You: How cute
You: A little skank
Stranger: ur scum
You: Don't try to make me laugh Mr.10 inches
You: So tell me, do women laugh about your tiny c**k?
Stranger: no they dont
Stranger: they cry
You: I can understand that
Stranger: they cry in pain when i stick it in their pyssy
You: It must be a nightmare
Stranger: and their jaws break when they give head to me
You: No wai!
You: Anyway
You: I'm leavin'
Stranger: yea'
Stranger: go suck ur mom
You: I can't, my mum doesn't have a d*ck unlike yours
Stranger: thats a pity
You: Have fun Fritzl!


:roflol:!
 
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nog zo'n chille porfielen site van die Finnen. :D
 
Wtf ronniej. :roflol:
 
Weer een fins chickie erbij.
 
Stranger: hiii
You: bonjour
Stranger: salut
You: ca va?
Stranger: bien
Stranger: et toi?
You: muy bien
You: france?
Stranger: non ;) pays-bas
Stranger: toi?
You: ik ook
You: XD
Stranger: hahaha
You: Hoe kom jij hier?:P
Stranger: en dan gaan we frans spreken, haha
Stranger: ellegirl forum

>.<
 
You: Hello
Stranger: are you going to rick roll me?
You: Yes
Stranger: damn it

:roflol:
 
Netjes! Er zitten trouwens veel Ellegirl chicks op Omegle. :p
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u from?
You: Holland, where the f are you from?
You: I asked where are you from, douchebag
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur funny
Stranger: im from africa
Stranger: im black
Stranger: as night
You: okay, no problem mate
Stranger: im 6feet3
Stranger: and my penis is 10inch
You: Haha, I own you: Mine is 25 inches!
Stranger: i rape ppl from holland
You: I'd like to see you try a**hole
You: Meet my fist: Harry.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur no match for me
Stranger: i bench 440
You: And meet my other fist: Klusmier.
Stranger: yeah
You: I bench 6900
Stranger: ur so gay
Stranger: ur so s00pid
Stranger: st00pid i mean
You: Haha
Stranger: sorry inglis not my native tongue
You: How cute
You: A little skank
Stranger: ur scum
You: Don't try to make me laugh Mr.10 inches
You: So tell me, do women laugh about your tiny c**k?
Stranger: no they dont
Stranger: they cry
You: I can understand that
Stranger: they cry in pain when i stick it in their pyssy
You: It must be a nightmare
Stranger: and their jaws break when they give head to me
You: No wai!
You: Anyway
You: I'm leavin'
Stranger: yea'
Stranger: go suck ur mom
You: I can't, my mum doesn't have a d*ck unlike yours
Stranger: thats a pity
You: Have fun Fritzl!


:roflol:!

No way dat jij 13 bent. Kan toch niet?
 
Stranger: Civil Protection was brutal
You: lol
You: tell me
Stranger: I'm coming home from the factory, right?
Stranger: When BOOM!
Stranger: Stunstick to the crotch
Stranger: If the water was any good, I'd have some
You: omg men
You: are u hurt
Stranger: I'm fine
You: thank god
Stranger: My roomate
Stranger: She's a medic
Stranger: Or was, before the war
You: are u kidding me
You: u scare me men
Stranger: Damn Combine...
You: ur freaky dawg
Stranger: Which city are you in?
You: mankoma
Stranger: Mankoma?
You: yes
You: mankoma
Stranger: That a rebel outpost or something?
You: no mate
You: it's my city
Stranger: But...
You: it s like alabama
Stranger: The Combine label their cities with numbers!
Stranger: Alabama?
You: yes
You: where are u from
Stranger: City 14
You: city 14?
Stranger: Yeah
You: are u trying to fool me
You: what's the name
Stranger: I think it's somewhere in Europe
Stranger: I heard a rumor that it was once Moscow
Stranger: It's on a hill, though
You: are u drunk
You: men
You: u freakin weirdo
Stranger: On a good day I can see City 17
You: ik heb je zusje misbruikt
Stranger: I don't speak that language
You: lol
You: u lie
Stranger: About what?
You: about ur little sister
Stranger: I don't have a sister
Stranger: I may have, once...
Stranger: Bullsquid got her
You: ur gay
You: right
You: ?
Stranger: So long ago I can't remember
Stranger: When was the last time you saw a bullsquid, anyway?
Stranger: I haven't seen one in years...
You: bullsquid?
Stranger: The big two legged tentacle things
Stranger: spat some sort of venom
Stranger: Pretty vicious
You: okay
You: are u using drugs
Stranger: Preferred them to the Antlions, though
You: ?
Stranger: I take a Prenephyrol every day
Stranger: Works to counter the water
Stranger: As long as I don't drink too much...
You: ur father abused u
You: when u was a y oung boy
You: ?
Stranger: No
You: yes
Stranger: He's dead
You: dont lie to me
Stranger: Killed by a Strider
Stranger: I think he lost the will to live after my mother died, though
Stranger: Damn the Combine!
Stranger: Damn Black Mesa!
You: ur weird men
You: u scared the hell outa me
Stranger: Stalkers, man
Stranger: They scare me...
You: u scare me
You: laffe hond
Stranger: At least I'm not a Stalker
Stranger: Or a zombie...
You: lol
Stranger: Those headcrabs give me nightmares
You: i know
Stranger: My best friend was almost crabbed
Stranger: He found a pipe, though
Stranger: Fought it off
Stranger: Hmm...
You: o really
Stranger: Commotion in the next room...
You: ur sistah
Stranger: Hey, there's a guy...
You: is getting
You: raped
You: ?
Stranger: Oh my god...
Stranger: It's him!
You: i know
Stranger: It's Doctor Freeman!
Stranger: He's back!
Stranger: He's ba-
You: morgan?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Als je zegt dat je uit Nederland komt wordt er meteen begonnen over wiet :p
 
Volgens mij zitten er alleen maar geile DBB-ers nu. Ben benieuwd wie ik nu wr voor de gek aant houden ben als chick uit Denemarken:D
 
You: Yo
Stranger: Hello
You: Are you a superdude?
Stranger: Um...sure
You: Nice, I know some superdudes too
Stranger: Where are you?
You: Look behind you
Stranger: lol
You: That old man looking through the window is me
Stranger: Seriously, where are you writing from?
You: I didn't tell anyone yet, so keep this between us: I'm a relative of pedobear
You: I'm writing from pedobear landia
Stranger: ok this is creepy
You: Why?
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: Jokes about pedo anything
Stranger: I'm male
Stranger: and you?
You: Male
Stranger: Do you live in the US?
You: Nope, Holland
Stranger: Are you in Holland right now?
You: Yes, why?
Stranger: Just curious
Stranger: I've never been
Stranger: But would like to
You: Nice
Stranger: I'm in the US
Stranger: In Boston
You: Visit www.forum.dutchbodybuilding.com once, you'll love it; It's about bodybuilding
You: nice
Stranger: Are you featured on that site?
You: No
Stranger: oh
You: But I'm off now
You: Cya, have fun
Stranger: Bye
 
Waarom stuur je link naar dbb?
 
het blijft leuk, zo erg :(
 
Hahaha ik moet zeggen, ****ing verslavend.
 
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