Ik moet mijn karma verspreiden voor het wederom aan lauw te erkennen.
"Journalists today are much like trainers who work in large gym chains. These "trainers" are experts at selling gym memberships, not at getting their clients in shape."
"Drug Name — Number of Mentions (Rank out of Top 150 drugs)
Acetaminophen (Tylenol) — 28,720 (Ranked 8th)
Alcohol-in-combination — 207,395 (Ranked 1st)
Marijuana — 119,362 (Ranked 3rd)
Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate (GHB) — 3,327 (44th)
Aspirin — 7,494 (25th)
Fluoxetine (Prozac) — 5,770 (29th)
Alprazolam (Xanax) — 27,659 (9th)
Diphenhydramine (Benadryl) — 5,430 (32nd)
Ibuprofen (Advil) — 15,867 (14th)
Oxycodone (OxyContin) — 14,996 (15th)
Naproxen (Aleve) — 4,576 (35th)
Caffeine — 1,999 (59th)
Amoxicillin — 830 (89th)
Codeine — 1,237 (73rd)
Pseudoephedrine — 658 (A decongestant used in every cold/sinus formula around) (101st)
Hydrocodone — 2,420 (51st)
Celecoxib — 775 (93rd)
Morphine — 2,775 (48th)
Ephedrine — 1,033 (79th)
Warfarin — 647 (103rd)
Albuterol — 628 (105th)
Prednisone — 348 (137th)
Multivitamin with Minerals — 376 (131st)
Herbal Products — 415 (126th)
Metformin — 505 (116th)
Cocaine — 199,198 (2nd)
Heroin — 93,519 (4th)
Androgens/Anabolic Steroids — 319 (142nd)
So, if we really want to ban substances harming "thousands of people daily," we better get rid of caffeine, Tylenol, aspirin, and freakin’ multivitamins before we worry about steroids."
Muahahahaha! Super!
