Praten met volslagen strangers

[Luc M]

Echt een site die je even moet checken: http://omegle.com/

Je chat er met een willekeurig iemand en je komt de meeste gekke mensen tegen(althans zo doen ze zich voor), van braziliaanse chicks die cybercoïtus willen tot no-life finnen. Best leuk als je even niks te doen heb voor wat tijd verdrijf

Ik zou zeggen heb je een leuk gesprek, laat ons hier dan mee genieten
Hier mijn convo met een of andere gestoorde kerel:
Stranger: oi
You: Hoi hoi
Stranger: asl?
You: nl?
Stranger: ?
You: where you from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: want cyber coïtus?
You: ye sure, why not
Stranger: what u can do to me?
You: everything you wish baby
Stranger: put your penis out of your pants and imagine that im licking it :9
Stranger: everybody says that im like beyonce
Stranger: tell me when its hard for u imagine that im up to it in your chair
Stranger: up and down with my vagina and your penis inside me
Stranger: slowly then faster
Stranger: you are kissing me romatic
Stranger: tongue with tongue
Stranger: im naked and you too
Stranger: your picking me to bed
You: what were doing on the bed?
Stranger: and you lay in bed
Stranger: your penis is still in me
Stranger: and i make a fast movement up and down
Stranger: what it fells like?
You: godlike!
Stranger: hit me with your penis
Stranger: in my ass
Stranger: lick my tits
Stranger: and i will massage your penis with my tits
Stranger: kiss me in a sexy way
Stranger: then the dog position in a table next to the bed
Stranger: im layed and you stand up
Stranger: now imagine what u were going to do with me ill be your slave
Stranger: you order me
Stranger: am i doing good?
You: could be better
Stranger:
You: well, gotta go. only thing i wanted to say is that your ONE SICK MINDED ****
You: baba

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[Gorill0r]

Is een bot?

You: hi
Stranger: Ya'right duck
Stranger: whats new?
You: your mom
Stranger: na, she's well old

 

[Timmeeh]

You: hi
Stranger: brazil?
You: si
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

 

[Luc M]

Dat het een bot is geloof ik geen zak van, omdat ik ook al nederlanders gesproken heb etc. dus of die bot moet wel heel veel talen kunnen en ook nederlandse straattaal kennen etc.?

 

[Calyptus]

You: ****?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Male?
You: yer mother sucks c**k in hell
Stranger: Jamen så **** **** da
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

geen bot dus

 

[michiel4]

Bij mij was hij ook van Brazil

 

[thomastog]

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: dutch

Stranger: cool

Stranger: american

You: cool

You: male/female ?

Stranger: male

You: waste of time then

You: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mysterio3]

Those sick twisted freaks

 

[SHUTTERSPEED]

 

[thomastog]

Stranger: where you from?

You: netherlands

You: you?

Stranger: england

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

iedere keer als ik zeg dat ik nederlands ben disconnecten ze

Racisme.

 

[Timmeeh]

You: hiiii
Stranger: Hi. :3
You: how are you?
Stranger: I dunno. .__.
Stranger: You?
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: i'm fine.. where you from?
You: i'm from england
Stranger: I'm from Narnina. :3
Stranger: *Narnia
You: aha
You: man woman or beast?
Stranger: Have you ever been in Narnia?
Stranger: Beast.
You: no never been
Stranger: And you?
Stranger: K00l.
You: woman for now but im still in the closet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gorill0r]

You: hi stranger
Stranger: hey stranger >.>
You: i like you
Stranger: I know who you are muaahahahaha o.o
Stranger: a stranger >.>
You: true story lol
Stranger: I like you too thanks
You: not in a gay way though
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no ty
You: like a brother
Stranger: yah I'd take a bullet for ya
Stranger: =)
You: same here
You: i would even donate an organ to save your life
Stranger: I'd donate my hearth to save you man o.o
Stranger: (I win)

 

[SuperKnurft]

You: hi stranger
Stranger: hey stranger >.>
You: i like you
Stranger: I know who you are muaahahahaha o.o
Stranger: a stranger >.>
You: true story lol
Stranger: I like you too thanks
You: not in a gay way though
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no ty
You: like a brother
Stranger: yah I'd take a bullet for ya
Stranger: =)
You: same here
You: i would even donate an organ to save your life
Stranger: I'd donate my hearth to save you man o.o
Stranger: (I win)

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[Koning Eenoog]

You: hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: where you from?
Stranger: brasil you?
You: netherlands
You: female?
Stranger: (:
Stranger: yes
Stranger: age?
You: 25
You: you?
Stranger: 16
Stranger: (:
You: Too Young ain't nothing but a name in China
Stranger: *oooo*

 

[Realist]

Hehe alsof ik niks beters te doen heb, 9 van de 10 keer zit er gewoon een vent aan de andere kant

 

[Knakker]

Vage site...

 

[thomastog]

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: i havent pissed in 4 days.

Stranger: i think something might be wrong.


You: your gonna die man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[BoTo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: male, woman or dbb?
Stranger: none
You:
You: i am a pony
Stranger: very gay
You: no man
Stranger: asl?
You: you my friend? i want friend
Stranger: yes im your friend
Stranger: as long as you believe in god
Stranger: a/s/l
You: yes i do!
You: i am a woman from france, you like?
You: what is your favourite chapter of the bible?
Stranger: im no christian
Stranger: im from the scientology church
You: what?!! and you probably dont believe in ponyworld either?
You: how is tom cruise doing btw?
Stranger: he's doing fine
You: cool
You: so how does it work
Stranger: god hates fags

 

[Merauder]

fokking brazilianen die geen engels spreken

 

[SuperKnurft]

brute boel