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Praten met volslagen strangers

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: how are
Stranger: where you from
You: belguim
You: i want to ask you some questions
Stranger: goed mj?
You: who is your daddy
You: and what does he do
Stranger: are you from belgium?
You: yes
Stranger: so you understand dutch?
You: yes
You: Ik verstaan daa jaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
meh die site klot voor geen k*t ik praat altijd met een k*t waar zijn al die superdudes gebleven dan ?

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: how are you today ?
Stranger: i'm fine, thanks,
Stranger: where R U from?
You: im from begium
You: and you ?
Stranger: Brazil.
You: haha nice
You: whats your name ?
Stranger: my name is jessica, yours?
You: my name jacobien
You: so your a woman huh ?
Stranger: yeah, i am.
You: me to like lesbien coïtus ?
Stranger: no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: i am, 50 cent
Stranger: and this is date line NBC
You: a rapper
Stranger: ****
Stranger: 50 cent sucks anus
You: i have been shot for 30 times
You: and still alive
Stranger: YO!
Stranger: I've been shot for 30 times, 15 by myself!
Stranger: To my toes and ass
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: ASL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




:mad:
 
You: im really obama
Stranger: u go shorty
You: new president
Stranger: its ur barfday
Stranger: oh ****
Stranger: it's obama
Stranger: I knew obama was an alien!
Stranger: I'm Geroge Bush
You: hi bush
Stranger: yo b*ch
Stranger: wanna come smoking pot on my ranch?
You: i am having al of the guns now!
Stranger: Btw
Stranger: Do you smoke pot
 
dahm echt verkeerd, kom altijd bij nederlanders uit

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: good evening
Stranger: you lady ?
You: no, shemale
Stranger: oh great
Stranger: i like shemale
You: shemale better then female !
Stranger: thats right girl
You: what do you want
Stranger: blowjob
You: who is your daddy ?
Stranger: im am
You: oke
You: let me talk to your mother oke
Stranger: so tell me
Stranger: asl
You: 22 netherlands
Stranger: ik ook:P
Stranger: waar woon je dan
You: ooow shit haha
You: dbb?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: dbb?
You: oke niet dus la ma
Stranger: hmm
You: ik swans hier maar wa. ben van belgie lol
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: hoe heet je dan
You: T
Stranger: dus je bent een jongen
You: ja
Stranger: ke*ker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
:roflol: Wie de **** houdt zich hier nu mee bezig.
 
K vind die site maar gay aanvoelen...
 
Stranger: Oh wow. What time is it there?
Stranger: Hahaha. Wow. When I say girl, people tend to disconnect me too.
You: is eleven in the evening
You: hmm it's never good then
Stranger: Oh. It's 2 in the afternoon here.
You: oh oke
Stranger: Yeah, I guess.
Stranger: Mmm-hm. So how was your day?
You: lazy
You: slept and eat all day
Stranger: Hahah. Nice. Well, I have....homework to do. And I don't feel like doing it.
You: you better do it
You: i also never did it when i went to school
Stranger: Well, I did my math homework.
You: oke verry interesting
You have disconnected.


Ben het beu nu
 
Stranger: hi
You: ola
Stranger: do you have big boobs?
You: huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ones
You: you said balls right?
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Stranger: do you like obama
You: do you understand what I'm saying here murphy?
You: no, he's black
Stranger: murphy's law
You: mcain would be the shit though
Stranger: so
Stranger: i'm a jew
You: and?
Stranger: obama is black
You: yes, and you are a jew
Stranger: i have a black cousin
You: and?
Stranger: are you asian
You: that makes your cousin a baaaaad person
Stranger: you is
Stranger: you is asian
Stranger: or you is hafrican
You: no i'm a decent wonderful caucasian male
Stranger: male or shemale
You: contributing to modern society
Stranger: rupaul for president '12!
You: Look, Murphy, I got a bag of dollars here
You: you want some, i bet you do?!
Stranger: murphy was a bad bad man for making that law
Stranger: mo money, mo problems
You: that song was written by a n*gger
Stranger: maybe
 
Stranger: do you like ellen degeneres
Stranger: even though she's 51, i'd still bang her
You: i'd hit that shit so hard
You: i'd hit is like a dog chasing a bat
Stranger: do you have a vagina, though?
Stranger: you ARE a shemale
You: noooo you're confused Murphy
You: your mother has a p*ssy
You: my fist is in it as we are speaking
 
meh wat een stom gek*t

You: olla
Stranger: people who say conversatin are stupid
Stranger: i want to remove their respective ovaries and testacles
You: oh ok doesnt that make you stupid then because you allready said the word ?
You: start ripping your own then
Stranger: hurr durr
Stranger: what are you 15
You: if im 15 that makes you like 6 ?
You: or at least your behaviour
Stranger: yeap ur definitely a teen
You: if you say so that makes you a little kid
Stranger: what is your logic
You: whats yours
You: you starting this bs
Stranger: "oh ok doesnt that make you stupid then because you allready said the word ?"
You: im dutch maybe my grammer is shit but you know what im talking about or meant
You: so tell me something interesting
Stranger: it sounded very snide, immature, and pretentiously clever
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have an idea
You: tell me im all ears
Stranger: i want to start a midget village, where i adopt 10 midgets a year
Stranger: of mixed races
Stranger: and im the only normal person there
Stranger: i will teach them to think of me as a god
Stranger: and will have my own little shire to enact my will
You: lol define normal, when you get a village with only small people dont you think your the abnormal person their since your the only one thats tall ?
Stranger: THE END
Stranger: relative to the rest of humanity
Stranger: not to the ****in midgets
Stranger: thats why they are called midgets, they're abnormal
You: thats kinda sad
You: you want to act like a god
Stranger: hahah
You: before midgets ? wtf
Stranger: highdeas.com
You: i see
Stranger: well you're pretty boring
Stranger: peace
 
ALTIJD LEUK OM ALS EEN SEXY MEISJE TE SPELEN

Stranger: heey :D
You: Hi there
You: Where you from?
Stranger: swe
Stranger: you?
You: Nl
You: m or f
Stranger: m
You: nice
Stranger: you?
You: I'm f
Stranger: :D
You: :P
Stranger: age?
You: 21, you?\
Stranger: 19
You: Mmmmm
You: That's cute
Stranger: what county is NI?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: netherlands?
You: :D
Stranger: ;P
Stranger: why is it cute?
Stranger: x)
You: I think your cute
Stranger: haha
You: Is that funny :P?
Stranger: how can you tell?
You: Just my feelings
Stranger: oh, ok.
Stranger: I think you're cute too =)
You: Ahhh, thank you :$
You: How is Sweden
Stranger: terrible
Stranger: xD
You: How come, I always wanted to go on a holiday to the north
Stranger: well, for people on vacation its kinda good
Stranger: but for the people living here, not so good
You: But to live there it's terrible you say
Stranger: yep
Stranger: for example
Stranger: they have implented a law that makes is illegal to download stuff
You: That's not nice
Stranger: and they can make you pay ridiculous amounts of money for it
Stranger: like
Stranger: if you download a album
You: Here in the NL you can download anything you like for free
You: Yeah
Stranger: they can get your IP address and make you pay tons of money
Stranger: >_<
Stranger: its like godamn soviet
You: Oehhh, not cool those communist
Stranger: the weather is nice at the moment though
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its like summer or something
Stranger: 18 degrees
You: THe weather here is fine too, the spring has enterd
Stranger: but i guess its way warmer down there :P
You: 22 degrees .. :p
Stranger: i love the spring
Stranger: awww
Stranger: i want that :o
You: Come to the nl
Stranger: hehe, going to Belgium this summer to a Metal festival ^^
Stranger: its close atleast :p
You: Yeah real close
Stranger: i think..
You: I live at the border of nl and belgium
Stranger: cool
You: Which place you go
Stranger: Dessel
Stranger: i think it is
You: I know that place, I had a naughty one night stand over there .. hihi =)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: really? =p
You: Uhuh, love Belgium and Spain ..
Stranger: =)
You: Love those guys
Stranger: are the netherlands guys not good enough? =p
You: There done in 5 mins or to lazy :P
Stranger: haha
You: I want a good threatment
Stranger: ^^
You: Going to Spain this summer again =)
You: Lloret
Stranger: nice :)
You: Uhuh, do you ever do one night stands
Stranger: im a virgin tbh
Stranger: the women tend to give me looks and stuff at school
Stranger: but im too lazy to bother
You: Ahh like that, you want to have a relationship first for having coïtus or not?
Stranger: i should shape up xD
Stranger: yeah, i dont really belive in short relationships :p
You: I go 4 days a week to the gym =)
Stranger: wow
Stranger: 0 days here
Stranger: you must look great :O
You: Well the summer comes, so you need to be in shape
Stranger: im not fat or anything. Long and skinny
You: Well, I'm 1.71 m and 56 kg
Stranger: >_<
Stranger: im like 1.89 and 70 kg
You: Hehehe, I know a friend that was 1.88 m and 68 kg in 2007
Stranger: okey :p
You: Now in 2 years of training at the same gym as where I go he is still 1.88 m but 88 kg
You: Muscle growth
Stranger: cool
You: Just motivation honey
Stranger: i have to much to do at school to be able to keep that up =p
Stranger: well, yeah and time >_<
Stranger: going to architect school this fall
You: Well I'm a dancer so I have time to go to the gym
Stranger: oh, neat ^^
You: Ahh I see,, that's nice
Stranger: you seem to be a true party girl ^^
You: Well, last summer I was shopping in Amsterdam and some guys asked me to do a porn movie with them for € 5000,- .. there crazy of what
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: Yeah, I love to party .. :P
Stranger: i hope you dont do drugs though
Stranger: drugs are baad, mkey x)
You: Ofcourse not :p
You: It's bad for my body
You: I like to be natural
Stranger: i thought almost everyone did that down here
Stranger: there*
You: nah, not my thing
Stranger: what about alcohol then?
You: I'm cool with Ice Tea
You: No alcohol for me :P
Stranger: haha, ice tea is yummy ^^
You: Uhuhh, I have studied nutriutions
You: diets and the human body
Stranger: really? :o
Stranger: that stuff is good to know
You: Uhuhh, so no drugs/tabocco/alcohol
Stranger: tobacco is just a waste of money
You: Just give me the gym, a nice hell of a party and a good night naughty coïtus
Stranger: oh, so you like it naughty? ;)
You: ohh yeaah
Stranger: i've only done petting so im not too experienced i must say =p
You: hihihi, you should go to partys, enough girls that want to have coïtus .. it's healthy so why not :P
Stranger: well
Stranger: swedish girls are kinda shy
Stranger: and i get shy when other people are shy
Stranger: so it becomes a bad circle
Stranger: xD
You: mmm I see, and you dont wanna have coïtus just for a night with a stranger at a party or something like that
Stranger: nah, not really. Most people i meet that are like that have no personality
Stranger: they are just bland
Stranger: have not depth, if you know what i mean
You: just crazy people hanging out like a sl*t
You: you mean that :p
Stranger: yeah, sort of
Stranger: its the typical blonde swedish girls
You: Why you dont try belgium girls this summer than :p
Stranger: and im not that certain of my own looks to make contact with that sort of people anyway >_<
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i should
Stranger: but not too many women listen to metal
Stranger: and they often have boyfriends with them
You: But you like those metal chicks, I think there scary .. I'm a modern girl :p
Stranger: scary? they are very cuddlefriendly :p
Stranger: i dont look like a person who listen to metal though
Stranger: so its not that
You: With those piercings and tattoos and all that
Stranger: i like all kinds of girls, its the personality im after
Stranger: dont you have any tatoos?
You: Ahhh how cute :p
You: I have, but not whole my body covered up .. that's nasty
Stranger: true true
Stranger: im thinking of making a big one on my back
Stranger: hard to get a job here if you have any visibal ones
Stranger: =p
You: I have one at my lowerback just above my ass and tiger steps on my left feet
Stranger: lowerback tatoos looks really good on girls
Stranger: and the neck
Stranger: ^^
You: Mmm, I have long hair so :p
Stranger: me too x)
Stranger: to the shoulders
You: I like guys with long hair, there not so many of them :P
You: You got anny piercings .. I have only one on my belly
Stranger: lots of girls seems to like long hair on guys, but i have it for shits a giggles =p
Stranger: i was thinking about a piercing above my eye
Stranger: but then i didnt have any money at the moment
Stranger: so it didnt happen
You: Ahh I see
You: You know what's naughty
Stranger: hahaha, no? x)
You: To have one in your nipple =)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my friend have that
Stranger: in both
Stranger: and he's a guy
You: Sexy :p
Stranger: and he did that when he was 14 years old
Stranger: one of my girlfriends have in both nipples aswell
Stranger: yeah, its kinda hot i guess :p
Stranger: but thinking of doing it just gives me chills
You: Rrrrrrrrrrr, I want to eat those nipples up .. tell your girlffriend I wanna lick them
Stranger: hahaha
You: I think it hurts ass :P
Stranger: the only thing that could be worse is getting your d*ck pierced
Stranger: getting all sweaty just thinking of it
You: Hahaha, I doont
You: Think you can **** than :p
 
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You: did you ever had coïtus with a woman?
Stranger: You callin' me a lesbian?
Stranger: But yeah --a couple times
You: no, it's just a question
You: ah, nice
You: that would make you a girl
You: can i see your vagina?
You: please
Stranger: Only if you answer a couple questions:
Stranger: One: Do you have a weapon penis
Stranger: Two: Can I use you as a molotov
Stranger: Three: Will you flirt with my Canadian Boyfriend
You: one: i can shoot bullets with my penis
You: two: i eat molotovs for breakfast
You: three: i will **** him
Stranger: Excellent!
Stranger: *shows you her vagina*
You: where are you from
Stranger: The internet! I said that already
You: i would like to see your vigina without a 20 inch screen in front of me
Stranger: Ohmy, twenty inches?
Stranger: Yum!
You: yes
You: it's amazing
You: biggest screen i ever had
Stranger: Woww
Stranger: I love a guy with a big...screen
You: damn, we should meet
You: we would be a great couple and have great coïtus
Stranger: I'm sure we would be
 
Stranger: my mom said to me that i am not allowed to speak to strangers :(
You: why does she **** strangers then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Bert :roflol:
 
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