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Praten met volslagen strangers
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Obeb
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Stranger: i work in hooters
Stranger: i have huge tits
You: i work tooters
Stranger: im kind and cute
Stranger: what about u ?
You: i am stranger
Stranger: im too
You: no you're you
Stranger: you are stranger
You: i am you and you are stranger
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: and why from brazil
Stranger: age/coïtus ?
You: no aids, no coïtus
Stranger: i have huge tits
You: i work tooters
Stranger: im kind and cute
Stranger: what about u ?
You: i am stranger
Stranger: im too
You: no you're you
Stranger: you are stranger
You: i am you and you are stranger
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: and why from brazil
Stranger: age/coïtus ?
You: no aids, no coïtus
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robintjuh
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings my friend!
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine, fine
Stranger: crop of potatoes came in well this morning
Stranger: and yourself?
You: ah thats always great
You: i'm fine, didnt puke in 10 days
Stranger: wow, new record?
You: yeah, i got anorexia
You: but jesus will help me
Stranger: liar!
You: no!
Stranger: anorexia doesnt even involve puking
Stranger: that bulemia
Stranger: youre... the clone!
You: it does too!
Stranger: well
You: you know nothing
Stranger: i guess you would know
You: once i had bulemia and ate the catfood
Stranger: y u m
You: but that doesnt count, cause i couldnt read yet
You: so i guess its cool
Stranger: so tell me
Stranger: how tiny are your wrists?
You: about 5,5 inches
Stranger: eat a burger!
You: +- the same size as an average c**k size id say
You: mc donalds is closed
You: and i couldnt anyway, its against my religion
Stranger: go throw a brick through their window
Stranger: and eat the chicken nugs
You: oke... i might
You: sooo... do you like pony's?
You: cause i have one
Stranger: theyre like travel-size horses
Stranger: so yes
You: exactly!
Stranger: so quick question (qq)
You: plus when you dont feed them they get really small too, i like that
Stranger: should i do a fifth year of highschool
You: tough one
Stranger: id have like four spares though
You: id say.. follow your heart.. or a pony if you find one
Stranger: good point
Stranger: im going to go make two apples, one that says yes and one that says no
Stranger: whichever apple the pony eats
Stranger: thats the answer
You: noo! dont feed him
You: thats bad, he wont stay small
You: give him something that he cant eat
Stranger: youre... youre an anorexia pusher!
tijd om te kappen
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You: hi
Stranger: Please I am Master Fred Bangoh, the only son of late chief Godwin Bangoh from Sierra Leone.I know that my message will come to you as a surprise to you but however, I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to transfer our cash of Eighteen million dollars ($18,000,000) now in the custody of a BANK here in Abidjan to your private account pending our arrival to your country.
You: Ooh that's great news.. what do I have to do?
Stranger: 1. You are to stand as my late father's foreign partner as in the Lodgement Certificate, it was stated that a foreigner must be presented before the bank as my late father's foreign partner, which said document will be sent across to you.
2. You are to assist us to come over to your country immediately the fund is successfully transferred.
Stranger: 15% of the total sum will be given to you as compensation for offering to assist us in this project.
You: Oh my, that's great.. I'm gonna be rich!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Please I am Master Fred Bangoh, the only son of late chief Godwin Bangoh from Sierra Leone.I know that my message will come to you as a surprise to you but however, I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to transfer our cash of Eighteen million dollars ($18,000,000) now in the custody of a BANK here in Abidjan to your private account pending our arrival to your country.
You: Ooh that's great news.. what do I have to do?
Stranger: 1. You are to stand as my late father's foreign partner as in the Lodgement Certificate, it was stated that a foreigner must be presented before the bank as my late father's foreign partner, which said document will be sent across to you.
2. You are to assist us to come over to your country immediately the fund is successfully transferred.
Stranger: 15% of the total sum will be given to you as compensation for offering to assist us in this project.
You: Oh my, that's great.. I'm gonna be rich!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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robintjuh
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robintjuh
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Stranger: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT
You: Picachu uses COCKMEAT SANDWICH!!
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sachin531
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You: hi
Stranger: waffles
You: chuckie
Stranger: u answered correctly
You: yeah
You:
Stranger: u have the package?
You: yes man
You: you got the stuff
Stranger: when will u deliver
Stranger: ?
You: when do you want it
You: and where do you want is
You: it*
Stranger: u have the address?
You: nope
Stranger: u lost it?
You: yes
You: i was robbed
Stranger: k call rickie
Stranger: or tony
You: rickie is dead
You: tony is busted
Stranger: dam
You: jail
Stranger: k use ur lawyer skills to talk to him
You: only me and sonny left
Stranger: we need tony
You: hmm
You: then i will need to call tom hagen
Stranger: tony is the only one who knows the password
Stranger: NO
Stranger: no new ppl
You: tom is my lawyar
Stranger: i thought u were the lawyer
You: dammit
You: i queit
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: they took my permit
Stranger: dam
Stranger: k
Stranger: get tom
Stranger: once he's done kill him
Stranger: got it?
You: yess
You: can you send luca brazzi to kill him
You: i can't stain my hand right now
Stranger: that can be arranged
You: feds are watching
Stranger: well when mission is done
You: niceee
Stranger: meet me in the ihop
You: noo
You: new planss
Stranger: yes?
You: we have been comprimissed
Stranger: wat happened?
You: feds no ihops
Stranger: dam
You: tony spoke
Stranger: i like the waffles there
You: XD
You: new place man
Stranger: we cant trust him for the password
Stranger: we must get his mother as a hostage
Stranger: understand?
You: yes
You: that i can doo
You: can i **** his wife ?
You:
Stranger: No wait
Stranger: after we get password u do wat u must
You: she is one fine peice off ass man
Stranger: but after we get the stuff
You: damn
You: okeey man
You: butt
You: can i get my advance of my cut
You: i need a new carr
You: the feds know my car
Stranger: y?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wait
Stranger: go downtown to sals garage
Stranger: tell him i sent u
You: wats the code
Stranger: write this down
You: ok
Stranger: hypebeast
You: niiceee
You: can sals be trusted
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but
Stranger: his secretary cant
You: but ..?
You: can i **** her
Stranger: u must give her some coke to keep her mouth shut
Stranger: if u must
You: i will give her some c**k to keep her mouth shut
You:
You: she is also fine man
Stranger: k all set?
You: yes yes
You: all good to go
You:
Stranger: k contact me when completed
You: sure will do
You: god speed my freind
Stranger: till next time
WTF
Stranger: waffles
You: chuckie
Stranger: u answered correctly
You: yeah
You:
Stranger: u have the package?
You: yes man
You: you got the stuff
Stranger: when will u deliver
Stranger: ?
You: when do you want it
You: and where do you want is
You: it*
Stranger: u have the address?
You: nope
Stranger: u lost it?
You: yes
You: i was robbed
Stranger: k call rickie
Stranger: or tony
You: rickie is dead
You: tony is busted
Stranger: dam
You: jail
Stranger: k use ur lawyer skills to talk to him
You: only me and sonny left
Stranger: we need tony
You: hmm
You: then i will need to call tom hagen
Stranger: tony is the only one who knows the password
Stranger: NO
Stranger: no new ppl
You: tom is my lawyar
Stranger: i thought u were the lawyer
You: dammit
You: i queit
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: they took my permit
Stranger: dam
Stranger: k
Stranger: get tom
Stranger: once he's done kill him
Stranger: got it?
You: yess
You: can you send luca brazzi to kill him
You: i can't stain my hand right now
Stranger: that can be arranged
You: feds are watching
Stranger: well when mission is done
You: niceee
Stranger: meet me in the ihop
You: noo
You: new planss
Stranger: yes?
You: we have been comprimissed
Stranger: wat happened?
You: feds no ihops
Stranger: dam
You: tony spoke
Stranger: i like the waffles there
You: XD
You: new place man
Stranger: we cant trust him for the password
Stranger: we must get his mother as a hostage
Stranger: understand?
You: yes
You: that i can doo
You: can i **** his wife ?
You:
Stranger: No wait
Stranger: after we get password u do wat u must
You: she is one fine peice off ass man
Stranger: but after we get the stuff
You: damn
You: okeey man
You: butt
You: can i get my advance of my cut
You: i need a new carr
You: the feds know my car
Stranger: y?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wait
Stranger: go downtown to sals garage
Stranger: tell him i sent u
You: wats the code
Stranger: write this down
You: ok
Stranger: hypebeast
You: niiceee
You: can sals be trusted
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but
Stranger: his secretary cant
You: but ..?
You: can i **** her
Stranger: u must give her some coke to keep her mouth shut
Stranger: if u must
You: i will give her some c**k to keep her mouth shut
You:
You: she is also fine man
Stranger: k all set?
You: yes yes
You: all good to go
You:
Stranger: k contact me when completed
You: sure will do
You: god speed my freind
Stranger: till next time
WTF
robintjuh
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Stranger: bla bla bla
Stranger: n precisa fica me elogiando
You: ja ik weet dat je moeder een h**r is
Stranger: olha lah
Stranger: senao te fodo
You: ze pijpt me op dit moment
You: si?
Stranger: sua mae?
You: comprende pablo escobar? JE MOEDER IS ME AAN HET PIJPEN!!
Stranger: LOLL
Stranger: q q tem a ver sua mae ter catupiry na buceta?
Stranger: ¬,^
You: inderdaad pablo, ik ben het met je eens
You: ik geef je moeder nu een dirty sanchez
Stranger: n precisa fica me elogiando
You: ja ik weet dat je moeder een h**r is
Stranger: olha lah
Stranger: senao te fodo
You: ze pijpt me op dit moment
You: si?
Stranger: sua mae?
You: comprende pablo escobar? JE MOEDER IS ME AAN HET PIJPEN!!
Stranger: LOLL
Stranger: q q tem a ver sua mae ter catupiry na buceta?
Stranger: ¬,^
You: inderdaad pablo, ik ben het met je eens
You: ik geef je moeder nu een dirty sanchez
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Haha ik kreeg deze net:
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
__\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______:
__\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.———-.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
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You: joo
Stranger: Hiya
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: tired, just finished working
Stranger: Bless ya
Stranger: What do you do?
You: i just started my new job at hooters
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: You got a cam?
You: no dont have that
Stranger: lies
You: no really
You: i just bought a computer from my first paycheck
You: webcam is next on my list
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Hiya
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: tired, just finished working
Stranger: Bless ya
Stranger: What do you do?
You: i just started my new job at hooters
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: You got a cam?
You: no dont have that
Stranger: lies
You: no really
You: i just bought a computer from my first paycheck
You: webcam is next on my list
Stranger: ok
robintjuh
Ripped Bodybuilder
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Kk vet gewoon.
You: sup
Stranger: I choose you Squirtle!
You: Picacu go!
Stranger: Squirtle use water gun!
You: Picacu uses epic tentacle penis attack
You: > water gun
You: yea, tought so...
You: got pics?
Stranger: No such move, YOU CHEAT!
You: :O
You: there's no cheating online
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: sup
Stranger: I choose you Squirtle!
You: Picacu go!
Stranger: Squirtle use water gun!
You: Picacu uses epic tentacle penis attack
You: > water gun
You: yea, tought so...
You: got pics?
Stranger: No such move, YOU CHEAT!
You: :O
You: there's no cheating online
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello mark
Stranger: O_o?
Stranger: Mark?
You: you are mark right?
Stranger: umm..... no
Stranger: sorry
You: Oh ok, i thought you were a mark
Stranger: who's mark?
You: My boyfriend
Stranger: why would you assume I'm mark?
You: you behave like mark
Stranger: all I said was hi
You: hi
Stranger: I'm sure there are a lot of peole that say hi
Stranger: hi?
Stranger: anyway... wha'ts yer name?
You: yea hi
You: my name is mark
You: yours?
Stranger: O_o?
Stranger: mark
You: your are mark?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: am I?
Stranger: you are mark
You: idk either so i'm asking you are mark right?
You: if you aren"t who the **** are you then
Stranger: are you mark?
You: yea i'm mark
Stranger: and your bf is mark?
You: yea
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: that's confusing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello mark
Stranger: O_o?
Stranger: Mark?
You: you are mark right?
Stranger: umm..... no
Stranger: sorry
You: Oh ok, i thought you were a mark
Stranger: who's mark?
You: My boyfriend
Stranger: why would you assume I'm mark?
You: you behave like mark
Stranger: all I said was hi
You: hi
Stranger: I'm sure there are a lot of peole that say hi
Stranger: hi?
Stranger: anyway... wha'ts yer name?
You: yea hi
You: my name is mark
You: yours?
Stranger: O_o?
Stranger: mark
You: your are mark?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: am I?
Stranger: you are mark
You: idk either so i'm asking you are mark right?
You: if you aren"t who the **** are you then
Stranger: are you mark?
You: yea i'm mark
Stranger: and your bf is mark?
You: yea
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: that's confusing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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