Praten met volslagen strangers

[CitizenD]

Ok. Mr. Loverman

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ok

 

[vrounieluutje]

You: hi
Stranger: ¨THEY ARE COMMING, BE PREPARED
You: who?
Stranger: just warnin ja bro
Stranger: THEY!!!

moest wel even lachen toen ik dit las

 

[thomastog]

kheb vandaag al 3 msn adressen geregeld tis echt niet normaal hoe makkelijk deze wijfen zijn

 

[klaasklasse]

Stranger: hi!

You: cut the crap tina, i know its you

Stranger: what?

Stranger: i'm not tina?

You: tina.... i know it wasnt always that good

You: but please

You: save me for this

Stranger: i'm Henna!

You: henna?? from next door?

Stranger: what?

Stranger: what are you talking about?

You: o crap, o crap , o crap. what happend last week. im sorry about that

You: oke?

Stranger: okey?

You: so we are cool?

Stranger: i go because you don't understand that i'm not tina!

Stranger: I'M HENNA FROM FINLAND! do you understand?

You: well in that case.....i want to see some ID

Stranger: id?

You: jup, pics

Stranger: i want go now

 

[PixelNEM]

You: hey
Stranger: are you god?
You: are you my son?
Stranger: if you are god, i am
You: Jesus
You: how are you?
Stranger: pain on my hands on feet, but im okay

 

[thomastog]

You: hey
Stranger: are you god?
You: are you my son?
Stranger: if you are god, i am
You: Jesus
You: how are you?
Stranger: pain on my hands on feet, but im okay

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[CitizenD]

wel enorm gaar dit btw

 

[klaasklasse]

maar best ****ing kansloos vermakelijk

 

[ZaZa]

you: Hey
stranger: Are you god?
You: Are you my son?
Stranger: If you are god, i am
you: Jesus
you: How are you?
Stranger: Pain on my hands on feet, but im okay

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:d

 

[Ronniej]

maar best ****ing kansloos vermakelijk

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zeg dat wel DX

 

[thomastog]

Stranger: the zyclon's aliens looks like what?

You: like ur momma on GHB getting wild with 2 blacks on a saturdaynight

Stranger: hm, they don't look pretty...

You: no shit

 

[PixelNEM]

Lomp gebeuren dit maar wel grappig

 

[marjolein46]

...

 

[kwaker]

You: waar kom je vandaan?
You: en hoe ben je bij dit programma gekomen
Stranger: brabant en jij
Stranger: hahaha rustig joh via forum
You: vlakbij den haag
You: hehe
Stranger: niet fok
Stranger: oke!
You: dbb?
Stranger: efg
Stranger: egf*
You: waar staat dat voor
Stranger: ellegirl forum
You: haha daar heb ik wel is van gehoord
Stranger: en dan niet gelijk breezer gaan denke
You: haha
You: dat dacht ik wel
Stranger: k ken jullie br33z4h topics daar wel
Stranger:
You: haha

 

[CoD]

heb er nu 1 op msn
geloof er geen zak van
heb gezegt dat ik deze roffe gast ben
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beter gaat de webcam zo aan lol

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[ZaZa]

http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=aasa`

doen?

 

[lichtgestoord]

You: hi
Stranger: Let me guess you're from dbb?
You: no why?
Stranger: There are allot idiots from dbb on this site.
Stranger: They keep insulting everyone.
Stranger: And they only talk about drugs and prostitution.
Stranger: Even one tried to sell me drugs.
You: haha nice
Stranger: They all come from the netherlands and the most of them are gay.
Stranger: I wonder if eveyone in the netherlands is like that.
You: don't think so
Stranger: It seems to be a screwed up country.
Stranger: They say that coïtus with animals is legal there and everyone does it.
Stranger: So do you have coïtus with animals?
You: WTF you're weird!!
You: psycho?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mikeh18]

Zeker. Finland is geil.

 

[thomastog]

http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=aasa%60

doen?

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Doen.

Stranger: OK THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. I STROKE MY d*ck FIRMLY BUT GENTLY ON YUOR PENIS, AND THEN I CUM ONTO YUOR ELBOW

WE JUST HAD CYBERSEX, AND I WON LOLOL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i was cyber raped

 

[Mysterio3]

You: Hi
Stranger: Stranger, entertain me.
Stranger: Now.
You: i'm tarzan and your jane
Stranger: Okay, let's play
You: oke who uses the 12 inch black dildo first?
Stranger: what can tarzan and jane do together ?
You: well bend over
Stranger: fine for me
You: and the tjook tjook black train will go in the brown tunnel
Stranger: sounds like poetry to me