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Praten met volslagen strangers

aaaaah wacht even****
 
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ze is nu niet online.
Maar het is dus wel mogelijk om een virus te krijgen wanneer je die foto's accepteerd?
Want "ze" wou ze niet op imageshack zetten. "im not gonna put my nudepics on the internet"
:P
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: servus
Stranger: hi mate
You: howdy
Stranger: im from australia
You: really?
Stranger: pleas don't tease me like all the others
You: u go to work on a kangaroo ?
Stranger: i am about to commit suicide
Stranger: really
You: u gonna tape it?
Stranger: what u think i should do
You: dunno
You: are u hot?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: you like chicks
You: if ur hot and want to have cybercoïtus , then i wouldn't else i would get the longest rope i can find
You: yes
You: chicks with d**ks
Stranger: no chicks with aids
Stranger: i have aids
Stranger: nothing left to live for
You: aids is overrated
Stranger: yes i know
You: most negro's have it
Stranger: but i have aids
You: fo real?
Stranger: i am a negro
You: dang bro
Stranger: yeah
You: u smoke crack?
Stranger: for real
Stranger: now and then
Stranger: you?
You: that shit eases u op doesnt it
You: smoking some right now
Stranger: nice, nice
You: u give crack to kangaroo's?
Stranger: life is a b*ch but the drugs work for me
Stranger: dude
Stranger: ou know what i do with 'em
Stranger: i rape 'em
You: ****em up real bad
Stranger: im a kangaroo farmer
You: yeah tought so
Stranger: and every night
Stranger: i rape kangaroos
Stranger: and i like it
You: better teach those animals whose the boss
Stranger: a lot
Stranger: i do, i do sit
Stranger: sir*
You: u are one peculiar fellow arent ya
You: i met some crazy brazilian's on this site but never an australian kangaroo rapist who smokes crack
Stranger: and i do cocaine
Stranger: oh and i have hair on my tongue
You: i have a new moustache
Stranger: really shit when you brush your teeth
You: there comes shit out of ur mouth when u brush?
You: damn
You: i hope i never get aids
You: can i get aids by talking to you right now?!
Stranger: no it really gets you down
Stranger: well, if you're going o suck the keyboard
Stranger: you certainly will get aids
Stranger: because
You: i dont plan on doing that, i rather cum on it
Stranger: a kangaroo who got raped by me
Stranger: came on your keyboard
You: zomg
Stranger: it was humping your guini pig
You: my guini pig's are all dead
You: friggin kangaroo's
You: gonna book a vacation to australia and get revenge
You: gonna incinerate them bitches
You: gasoline + some matches that should do the trick
Stranger: nice nice
You: no more giving aids and killing guinea pigs
Stranger: those bitches really hate the fire
You: they make squeeky noises then ?
You: or is it more silent
Stranger: yeah, sometimes they run away while burning
Stranger: they kinda scream or something
Stranger: i cant really determine the sound
Stranger: but it sounds like the ****er is dying
Stranger: real funny
Stranger: i rape them, then set them on fire
Stranger: and watch them burn
You: xD
You: anyway gotta go now, die fast ok?
Stranger: oke thnx mate
You: np , keep hustling
You: peace
Stranger: i think i'll go for the rope than
Stranger: bye
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ze is nu niet online.
Maar het is dus wel mogelijk om een virus te krijgen wanneer je die foto's accepteerd?

De kans dat het een virus is is heel klein. Maar als je het zeker wilt weten stuur je Ronniej haar adres dan test hij het voor je uit :p
 
ze is nu niet online.
Maar het is dus wel mogelijk om een virus te krijgen wanneer je die foto's accepteerd?
Want "ze" wou ze niet op imageshack zetten. "im not gonna put my nudepics on the internet"
:P

ja dilemma, proberen waard toch lol :P
 
ze is nu niet online.
Maar het is dus wel mogelijk om een virus te krijgen wanneer je die foto's accepteerd?
Want "ze" wou ze niet op imageshack zetten. "im not gonna put my nudepics on the internet"
:P

laat dr het sturen en dan scan je ze met je antivirus ofzo;) als je zowiezo een beetje goeie antivirus hebt laat ie je die afbeelding niet eens openen als er een virus inzit;)
 
You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: how are you!!
Stranger: i am good
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: cool
Stranger: youu?
You: 20f holland
Stranger: cool =]
You: I'm horny
Stranger: mmm
You: what should I do
Stranger: finger your p*ssy
You: okay
You: how many fingers should I use
Stranger: start with 1
You: okay
You: mmm
Stranger: then move to 2.
You: now?
Stranger: up to you babe
You: okay :))
You: feels so good
You: are you getting a hard on?
Stranger: mm yes.
You: me too :)
Stranger: what!
 
You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: how are you!!
Stranger: i am good
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m uk
You: cool
Stranger: youu?
You: 20f holland
Stranger: cool =]
You: I'm horny
Stranger: mmm
You: what should I do
Stranger: finger your p*ssy
You: okay
You: how many fingers should I use
Stranger: start with 1
You: okay
You: mmm
Stranger: then move to 2.
You: now?
Stranger: up to you babe
You: okay :))
You: feels so good
You: are you getting a hard on?
Stranger: mm yes.
You: me too :)
Stranger: what!

:roflol:

You: hey

Stranger: free candy just hop in my windowless van

You: yay

You: can i have free candy?

Stranger: ohhh yes

Stranger: whats your favorite kind?

You: lollypops

Stranger: ohhh lollypops.. i keep them i my pocket, and since my hands are full your gonna have to reach in and grab ya one

Stranger: a big olll lollly

:haha:
 
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: are you a bot ?
Stranger: no
You: bullshit
Stranger: why?
Stranger: because I dont ask where you from as first question?
Stranger: ok then: Where are you from?
You: answer my question, how much is one plus one ?
Stranger: 2
Stranger: two
Stranger: deux
Stranger: zwei
Stranger: two
You: lol wtf
Stranger: why do you think im a bot
Stranger: ?
You: dunno
You: are you a sick **** ?
Stranger: yes
You: why
Stranger: because im kind of mental disordered
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: are you normal?
You: suck my c**k.
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Stranger: hi
You: do you know?
Stranger: do I know what?
You: that the bird is the word. bbbb bird bird the bird is the word
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You: GEERT WILDERS IN THA HOUSE!!
You: get out of my way n*gger!
Stranger: **** off n*gger
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: n*gger
You: i will find you
You: and rape you
Stranger: vader is the coolest band
You: and i will rape your sister toot
Stranger: i got 12 sisters
You: you will get ****ed
You: in your ass
You: by 12 n**gers
You: you homocoïtusual n*gger
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQPZ...58C7CB55B&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2
You: Geert wilders will own you
Stranger: no coïtus no w3oman poor boy
You: he will take your passport
You: and murder your sisters
You: after they are raped by the DBB gang
Stranger: r u 14?
You: 32 a**hole
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Thomas Я zegt (22:37):

u wanna do something with a girl?

Sanzke zegt (22:37):

yeah

Thomas Я zegt (22:37):

like what?

Sanzke zegt (22:38):

something nasty ;)

Sanzke zegt (22:38):

u could watch us :P

:D

 
You: u give crack to kangaroo's?

kreeg een beeld :roflol:
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: wtf breezer
Stranger: ;D
You: how you doing?
Stranger: very nice an u
You: also\
Stranger: thats great
You: where you from little wh*re?:)
Stranger: im not wh*re
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You: Jesus told me you're a bad person
You: is he telling the truth?
Stranger: i will ask him about that when we play cards on wendsday nights
You: Ok , say him hello from Klusmier
Stranger: will do
You: Klusmier wants to meet Jesus
You: but he cant find his adress
Stranger: yellow pages dude
You: Klusmier is an internet hooligan
You: he dislikes black people
Stranger: and black computers?
You: also
You: he said he will exterminate them all
Stranger: is his racist?
You: yes
You: and he is like the hulk
You: but than god assisted
You: thats what he says
You: are you a racist??
Stranger: **** ya, against those ****ing Jews
You: rock on
You: like hitler did
You: !!!
You: you think hitler was a good man ?
Stranger: **** ya
Stranger: my idol
You: i start to like you
You: you also want to put al the jews on a train
Stranger: i where his logo everywhere
You: nice one
You: gat a photograph?
Stranger: http://www.ronnierocket.com/blog/uploaded_images/nazi2-758362.jpg thats me
You: i like that
You: did you kill any jews by yourself?
Stranger: a couple
You: klusmier is also a jew
You: i think klusmier needs to be threated like a little b*ch
Stranger: then he is dead
You: rock on!
You: make him our b*ch
You: begging for mercy
Stranger: i googled him, shot his ass with some virus shit, he is in a black hole right now, rethinking his religion
You: nice, good job
You: that will teach that ****ing jew
Stranger: ik right
You: what about his gf?
You: she's a big ass n*gger
Stranger: what??!?!? dambit, i thought that was his wh*re, brb
Stranger: ok she is dead

:roflol:
 
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