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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: ceiling
Stranger: lol
You: hahahaha
You: never heard that before
You: what's down?
Stranger: I bet
Stranger: FLOOR
Stranger: WOO
You: make sense
You: where you from?
Stranger: I am making sense!
Stranger: Earth!
You: hahaha nice one
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 10
Stranger: rape me
You: only if you're a little boy and you're looking like steve urkle
You: do you look like him?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I'm a girl, but I do resemble erkle
You: than i won't rape you
Stranger: Good day then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

waarom heb ik alleen maar freaks?
 
Gelijk je moeder zeggen en disconnecten.
 
****, ik heb het gevoel dat dit topic echt nog LANG gaat meegaan:roflol::roflol:
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: joh
You: ja joh
Stranger: is dir langweilig oder was?

You: is dir wat? ich verstehen thas niet, praat nederlands of krijg de kanker, versta jij dat?
Stranger: langweilig = boring
Stranger: ich versteh dich nicht, ne
You: oke je moeder vieze mof
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Laatst bewerkt:
Verslavende boel wel... :rolleyes:
 
You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:
 
You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:

Als je dat zegt, krijgt de ander de waarschuwing dat de FBI niet echt wordt verwittigt, en weet hij dat het fake is.
 
Nog zo een wanker :D

You: i don't wear a bra
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: naughty
You: yes
Stranger: are you wearing a thong?
You: go on you're doing well
You: no
Stranger: whart kind of underwear
You: boxershort :)
Stranger: oo yummy
You: and you?
Stranger: i pull your top off completely and and rubbing and licking your lovely boobs
You: there you go :)
You: go on..
Stranger: and now im kissing you
Stranger: a lots
Stranger: passionately
You: sounds great
You: go down...
Stranger: my hands slowly go down
Stranger: rub your boobs again
Stranger: and then down further
You: do it with your mouth :)
Stranger: have i made you horny yet?
You: yes .......... go on...
You: pull my short of with your theeth
Stranger: your shirt is already off
Stranger: its on the floor
You: haha silly
You: my boxershort :P
Stranger: oh
Stranger: embarresed
You: doesn't matter
Stranger: yes your shorts are coming off now
Stranger: i dive my hand down into your shorts
Stranger: and my fingers glide up inside you
You: that thickles
You: go down with your mouth
Stranger: your warm inside
Stranger: wait
Stranger: are you shaven?
You: and you take my stiff c**k deep in your throat... hmmmm i loving it and wash your hands when you are ready, i just shit on the toilet
You: OWNED
 
En maar blijven ontkennen of niet heEvers?
 
Weet je, **** bodybuilding. This is the new shiiiit!!
 
jwt internet chickies hosselen
 
Stranger: its freezing over here

You: mmh

Stranger: mmh

You: maybe we should warm eachother up

You: hihi

Stranger: oooh

You: mmmh hihi

You: are you getting hard?

Stranger: very

You: me 2 :)

Stranger: what now?

too easy:o
 
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