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Praten met volslagen strangers

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: whatsup
You: the ceiling ;)
You: asl?
Stranger: 19, female, germany
You: 22, male, the netherlands
You: i'm your neighbour ;)
You: but the only words i know in german; ich liebe dich
Stranger: wait a sec
You: damn that's a minute
Stranger: ahhaha im sorry
Stranger: where youre from
Stranger: i got lots a cousins from holland
You: utrecht
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Rivelino
You: yours?
Stranger: angela
Stranger: ik ben ook van nederland
Stranger: ik woon ook in utrecht haha
You: hahahaha ja joh
Stranger: wie ben jij dan?
Stranger: misschien ken ik je ook nog
You: niet te vertrouwen he, internet
Stranger: sja
You: jammer ik wilde net m'n duits eens ff gaan ophalen
Stranger: volgens mij ben je geen rivelino odzo
Stranger: hahah
You: oh nee?
Stranger: mwa nee
You: volgens mij ben jij geen angela....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Hahaha, Loo. :roflol:
 
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 female dutch
You: you
Stranger: 18
Stranger: m usa
Stranger: :)
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: yes
Stranger: can u add me??
You: ofcourse
You: what's your adress
Stranger: mr.caleb_90@hotmail.com
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good person, are you?
You: yes
You: i'm loo
You: im a good kid
Stranger: You're loo?
Stranger: As in. . a toilet?
You: yes LOO
You: no
You: loo from dutchbodybuilding
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: why
Stranger: I. . I'm scared of body builders
You: okay
Stranger: *runs*
You: don't mess with me
You: where are u from
Stranger: I'm serious
Stranger: I'm absolutely. Serious.
Stranger: Do you take steroids?
You: yes
You: i can't sleep at night
You: i see strange things in my dream
Stranger: What do you see?
Stranger: Has your penis shrunk?
You: no men
You: i ****ed ur sister
You: no complains
Stranger: Eh
Stranger: I don't have a sister
You: u lie
You: u dirty ****
Stranger: I think that means. . yes, it has.
Stranger: Hahahaha.
You: are u a gayboy?
You: ur sitting behind ur webcam right?
You: with ur d*ck in your hand
Stranger: I'm GAY
Stranger: Yeah I'm a gayboy.
Stranger: I'm sorry. But I think steroids are scary.
Stranger: *thrusts*
You: i think ur momma is scary
Stranger: eh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:
 
Stranger: Hi i am Henk Schutte
You: Hi Henk i am aan brazilian hooker
Stranger: I have very big arms 6pack
You: shut ut f**got
 
konker, kom net iemmand van ellegirl tegen :roflol:
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how r u
Stranger: good, you??
You: great
You: it's my birthday
Stranger: happy birthday
You: thanks
Stranger: how old are you
You: 23
You: you
Stranger: 21
You: okay
You: what are ur plans voor today
Stranger: nothing, im very bored, done with class
You: okay
You: what time is it
You: there
Stranger: 7
You: okay
Stranger: what are you doing for your bday?
You: nothing
You: im lonely
You: nobody likes me
Stranger: ooo
You: im chatting live from the internetcafe im homeless
Stranger: oh, how come
You: nobody likes me
Stranger: that doesnt explain why your homeless
You: oh
You: i have no money
Stranger: why
You: im a gambler
You: are u shocked
Stranger: no
You: oke
You: nice
You: where r u from
Stranger: buffalo
Stranger: u?
You: im from ny
You: can u donate me some money plz
You: so i can buy some drugs
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no sorry
You: why
You: ?
Stranger: cause
You: well
Stranger: whats your name
You: u are a greedy person?
You: my name is luppie
You: luppie ludwig
Stranger: thats a strange name
You: why
Stranger: idk it just is
Connection asploded.

K*tverbinding viel weg.
 
You: eya
You: dutch?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hoe gaat het?
You: goed
You: male?
Stranger: ja
You: nice
Stranger: jij?
You: soy de brazil ;)
Stranger: and you understand dutch?
You: a little bit
You: alot of dutch boysh ere
You: they teach me
You: jejeje
Stranger: i'm not from holland
Stranger: i'm from belgium
You: really?
You: ah
You: dutchbodybuilding.com?
You: kakkerlak
Stranger: i'm not a member of it
You: riggard hier
You: n*ger
 
Stranger: whats your name?
You: arnold
You: http://i41.tinypic.com/33emy68.gif
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: :(
You: dont you like me?
Stranger: wow so sexy
Stranger: especially the teeths
Stranger: :)
You: thanks
You: i brush them 8 times a day with a steel brush

stomme argentijnse h**r
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16/m/uk
Stranger: you?
You: i'm no gay, so sorry man stop wasting my time, hahahaha
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

k*t site
 
You: dutch?
Stranger: Dronken Automobilist
Stranger: gepakt na achtervolging
You: male?
Stranger: course
You: niiiceee
You: where you from in holland?
You: i've been there
You: amsterdam
You: lotta prettyboys there
You: bjorn borg
Stranger: hm... near Frankfurt
You: :D
You: got a picture?
Stranger: don't like holland
Stranger: haha slow down grl
You: sorry
You: im lonely...
Stranger: wher you from?
You: its a bit early in the morning here in brazil
You: gotta go to work in a few moments
You: so i'm in a hurry ;)
Stranger: what's ur age?
You: i'm 23
You: and you?
Stranger: 20
You: nice
You: got any pictures of your body?
You: i like nice abs :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: have a nice work

welke dbb'er was dit?
 
Waar kan je instellen; only normal girls????
 
pff ****ing brazilianen
 
ke*ker Brazilianen
 
You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:

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You: This is Micheal Jackson from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.
 
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