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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine thanks, you ?
You: I ain't no b*ch, don't keep me waiting
You: 10seconds left
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: your mom just died
You: because of you
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Ik verveel me te erg, dan krijg je dit. pfffffffff :o
Beetje naar om daar grapjes over te gaan maken tegen een onbekende..
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Asl?
You: America/14/Female
You: You?
Stranger: ireland/17/male
Stranger: where in america?
You: alright:D
You: i'm from ohio:D
You: I like horses
You: you to?
You: :P
Stranger: i love them
You: Hihihi fantastic!:P
Stranger: especially bar- b - qued!
You: Do you have a horse:D?
You: No no no
You: U kiddin?
Stranger: i have them for dinner all the time
Stranger: no in irekand we eat horse
Stranger: that should be ireland
You: you make me very angry....
You: Oke is it a tradition:D
You: ?
You: Or something:D
Stranger: have you ever eaten hose
You: no, I love horses couldn't eat them:D
Stranger: hose should be horse
You: I already understand that:D
You: So you like girls:D
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: Hihihi I like male:P:P
You: Not girls
Stranger: i like girls who like other girls!
You: well only as friend:D
Stranger: aswell!
Stranger: i like all girls
You: I've kissed with a girl....
You: but I never talk about it.
Stranger: that is very arousing
Stranger: you should
You: Hihihi you like that:D
You: I was a little bit shocked afterwards
You: But it wasn't that bad:D
Stranger: did you lick her breasts?
You: Hihi not licking:P
You: only touching a few times:P
Stranger: sucked?
You: No she wanted to vinger me:D
Stranger: are you for real?
You: and unfortunately it happend:D
You: Yes
You: But I had a boyfriend
You: So it was not very nice..
Stranger: it is not unfortunate?
You: What do u mean?
Stranger: lesbians are very sexy!
You: Hihi well I never had done it before...
You: but it was a pretty nice:D
Stranger: did she lick/suck your breasts!
You: Well we were mostly touching each other, she wanted to go further...
You: but I had a boyfriend.... so.
Stranger: can i come over to your house and lick/suck your breasts?
You: Hihihi wel I am single right now:P
Stranger: joke
Stranger: well since your single......
You: Hihi too bad you don't life in ohio:D
You: but later when I had broke up with my boyfriend... we did go further..
You: But I don't like to talk about it..:D
Stranger: what s=did you do?
You: Well she was home alone..
Stranger: and
You: So you can imagine I guess?:D
Stranger: tell me
You: you wanna hear everything?:D
Stranger: yes
Stranger: with great detail
You: Well first we were watching a movie...
Stranger: and then
You: Then she wanted me to lay down on the sofa
Stranger: and then
You: So she could give me a massage:P
Stranger: and then
You: It was a bit scary
Stranger: and then
You: But it happend..
Stranger: what happened
You: She was rubbing my back, but she went in my pants... Actually I liked it..
You: But she was 20
Stranger: is she hot?
Stranger: are you hot?
You: Well I get a lot of boyfriends..
You: I'm a populair girl I guess:D
You: But right now I don't now what to do
Stranger: do u look like a celebrity?
You: I't very confusing:D
You: Hihihihi
You: Well they say I look like Nicole scherzinger:D
You: Hihih but I don't now
Stranger: i,ve been told i look like micheal cera, the skinny guy from superbad
You: Hihi I love him:D
You: He's pretty
You: So you must be very lucky looking like that:P
You: What else you want to know:P
Stranger: thank you
You: I can't imagine I'm telling all this stuff to you:P
Stranger: is everything true you have told me
Stranger: like yor age and home
You: Yess, but I don't now if it is good:D
You: You see, I don't now what I want
You: Thanks:D
You: I love boys, really do
You: but the other girl is just pushing me...
You: And I can't say no, because I don't want to dissapoint her:-(
You: What would you do?
Stranger: personnally i would go wit the girl because i like girls, but i would also like to see u with a girl
Stranger: video tape it and sen it to me
You: Well I don't now if I can trust you:-)
You: But we make pics...
Stranger: i was joking about the video tape
You: But I don't want my mom or dad to see it:D
You: Hihihi I already thought so:D
Stranger: just do what ever your heart tells u to do
Stranger: have u heard of msn?
You: Alright.. thanks a lot
You: No, what is it?
You: Do you have a pic?
Stranger: there is nothing wrong with being a girl and liking girls
Stranger: nevert mind ur parents
You: What's your name actually:D
Stranger: do i have a pic of me
You: Alright thanks! This helping me a lot:D
You: Yes:D
You: Do you?
Stranger: yes
You: You seem a very nice guy to mee:D
You: Thanks for helping me:P
Stranger: my name is conor
Stranger: u?
You: Alright:D
You: I'm Sabrina
You: Nice to meet you:D
Stranger: i'll send u a pic and u send me a pic
Stranger: use a link
You: Ok, that's fine to me:D
Stranger: to facebook?
You: I don't have facebook:-( , maybe I can upload it on tinypic or something?:D
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: That's fine to me
You: Are you jacking off:D just asking:D
Stranger: How did you know I was lol.
You: I want to send you a pic:D
You: Yeah sure
Stranger: then do it?
You: What's your phonenumber:D or give me your msn, my girlfriend have it:D
You: Wait I'll upload one:D
Stranger: give me your girlfriends?
You: Sheila_love765@hotmail.com
You: And yours?
You: Will you add?
Stranger: conorbryan@hotmail.com
You: Alright:D
You: I will add you:D
Stranger: can u get to it now I like to see you
You: Thnx for your patience..:P
Stranger: are u on the level
You: What?
You: U mean?
Stranger: are u not lying
You: ?
You: Why would I do that?
Stranger: are u beeing honest
You: Yes, afcourse!!
You: Well it isn't kind of you to ask me that..
You: Why do you think so?
Stranger: just i have had trouble with people on this site before
You: Alright... well then I understand..
You: I can say that this isn't fake
You: And I would love to meet you:D
Stranger: can u add me now
You: I don't have it:-(
You: But my girlfriend will
You: have you add here?
You: Is she not online?
Stranger: ill try to add her now
You: Pervert I'm goddamn 14 years old!
You: Bye bye.
 
Waarom kan die site bij mij niet worden weergegeven?
 
wat betekend asl?
 
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Stranger: Hey stranger :) .. want to do me a huge favor (and have fun xD) and help me win some $$ by playing a game? go to: http://gfg04.mybrute.com
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Zittend daar dat k*t spel ook al te spammen.
 
Geweldig, eens zien of ik ook nog zon "believertje" te pakken krijg. :roflol:
 
Beetje naar om daar grapjes over te gaan maken tegen een onbekende..

minder erg dan gerick rolled te worden. :(
but i know, internet so serious.

Stranger: japan
You: that's cool
Stranger: u too...i hate cn.
Stranger: they destroy this webside.
You: it's not very nice of me when I make a nucleair bomb joke you I think, so I'll not bring up the nucleair thing then =)

nu hopen tot ik weer een grappig gesprek krijg hehe. dit is allemaal nog so so

edit.//

die zelfde gast uit japan

You: okay bring it on, ask your question
Stranger: and``the first
Stranger: i do not care about anything, i just want to make a abroad friend, can u?a real friend.
You: so you wanna be friends for ever and shit ?
Stranger: no matter . that, ****ing good for me .
You: DUDE WTF

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Laatst bewerkt:
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: where are you from
Stranger: what do u want to talk about
Stranger: what do u want to talk about
You: about little girls
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: canada
You: im from germany/ female/ 19 yr
You: male or female?
Stranger: 19 f!!
Stranger: another girl?!! :)
You: yes
Stranger: all i get are horney guys
You: lol haha, me too....very anoying
You: :(
Stranger: yeah def not cool
Stranger: are you in school?
You: nah im at home right now
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: got class later though
You: all i get is: I WANNA **** U IN THE ASS b*ch COMMON SUCK ON MY HARD c**k
You: why dont they cencor that
You: or what do u call it
Stranger: ya censor
Stranger: idk
You: so what are u studing?
Stranger: anything goes I guess
Stranger: sociology
Stranger: :)
You: cool
Stranger: you?
You: Commercial Economivs
You: economics*
Stranger: oh wow! :D
You: Haha, now i got some other guy, asking my facebook or something...my god...
Stranger: is it difficult?
You: hmm it depends, some things are
Stranger: oh geez lol
You: but i like it
You: do u got that too?
You: asking for your photo's etc?
Stranger: yeah unfortunetly :(
Stranger: I just disconnect
You: yeah
Stranger: so this is kinda random, but I have a question for you
You: ok
Stranger: (it has to do with coïtus though)
You: ok... :O
Stranger: haha it's the internet right? :)
You: yes :D
Stranger: okay, so I've never tried anal, but my boyfriend realllllly wants to try it. have you done it before? did you like it?
You: i did 2 times :$...but then my relationship with my boyfriend broke
Stranger: aww I'm sorry!
You: yeah...well...i think he is a jerk now...so i dont mind
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but good enough to do it twice huh? :)
You: well, i didnt know if i realy wanted it...
You: but it happend, i dont regret it...but i regret it was him doing it
Stranger: thats unfortunate :(
You: he's such a jerk...he allmost destroyed my private life
Stranger: like saying lies and stuff?
You: he made pics of me
Stranger: oh nooooooo
You: yes :(
Stranger: that's horrrrible
You: i dont mind being topless or something...but these pics where very private
Stranger: I am so sorry for you
Stranger: no one deserves that
You: :(
Stranger: thats tough
You: but lets talk about something funny ok?
Stranger: haha sure!
You: you know the knock knock joke?
Stranger: haha which one?
Stranger: there's a few :)
You: lets do it
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
You: disconnect
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lol
 
Komt er nou steeds meer reclame en shit op die site? Het was zo lekker simpel, hij laadt niet eens meer nu.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi :p
Stranger: ello
Stranger: how r you?
You: im fine thx, and u :D
Stranger: i'm great
Stranger: where are you from?
You: from The Netherlands
Stranger: mooi
Stranger: :P
You: jij ook?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: ja
Stranger: hoe oud ben je?
You: 15
Stranger: oke
Stranger: 16
Stranger: jongen of meisje?
You: oow leuk :p
You: ben meisje
Stranger: oke mooi
Stranger: :P
Stranger: waar woon je
You: Utrecht
Stranger: haha
Stranger: echt
Stranger: ik ben nu in utrecht
You: jij ook ofwat :p
Stranger: op school
You: hey, wat leuk ::P
Stranger: grafisch lyceum utrecht
Stranger: :P
Stranger: geef me je msn dan praat ik later nog wel met je
You: hehe
Stranger: ik moet nu gaan
You: ow wacht ik zoek hem even
You: wacht ik zoek gelijk een leuke foto
Stranger: ja
Stranger: later
You: hier issie
You: http://i41.tinypic.com/33emy68.gif
You: another one bites the dust!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:roflol: En het verveeld niet :roflol:
 
You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: asl
You: 22/f/holland
You: and you?
Stranger: 20 m uk
You: hows the weather in the uk?
Stranger: were in holland?
Stranger: pretty shit today =/
You: Amsterdam
Stranger: yeah :-O
You: yeah,you ever been there?
Stranger: i was in amsterdam last month :-)
You: nice!
Stranger: first time
You: you went to a club?
Stranger: and i LOVED it
You: yeah its really great
Stranger: we went to trance energy in ultrecht?
You: i know it
You: i had coïtus there once!it was great
Stranger: but stayed in amsterdam
Stranger: coïtus where? lol
You: in the bathrooms
Stranger: bathrooms where?
You: last night i had my first cybercoïtus expreience
You: you ever had one?
Stranger: when i was about 14 yeah
You: did you like it?
Stranger: whats there to like? lol i was bored
You: i got so horney!
Stranger: prefer the real thing ;)
You: i imagined a complete stranger was lickin my clit piercing!
You: yeah me 2,but i dont have a boyfriend right now
Stranger: well that could happen for real next time i'm over there
You: you are comming back to Amsterdam?
Stranger: i will do soon yeah i loved it
You: most people make fun on this site!but im seriuous!
Stranger: serious about what?
You: about having coïtus
Stranger: yeah same here
You: i also met a guy,here but hey sad he was from mars
Stranger: LOL
You: can you describe yourself?
Stranger: tall
Stranger: dark blonde hair
Stranger: athletic
Stranger: funny
You: i like dark blond hair!
You: i can tell u are funny!haha
Stranger: duno what else to say ha
Stranger: what about you?
You: i have blond hair
You: im not so tall
Stranger: yeah
You: and what else would you like to know?
Stranger: anything lol
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: i dont no if if its save to give my emailadress
You: i dont even know your name!
Stranger: David
Stranger: why wouldn't it be safe?
You: dunno
Stranger: well then lol
You: i had a vieuw bad experiences tru internet
You: can i ask you a private question?
Stranger: this wont be a bad experience i promise :-)
Stranger: yeh fire away....
You: i like my men really big (if you know what i mean)are you big?otherwise there is no nead to chatt
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I am a beautiful woman in YOUR hometown
You: i wnat u
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: No clothes
Stranger: And I am on your bed
You: cup size?
Stranger: D
You: i lik
You: like
Stranger: How exciting
You: you have a shaved p*ssy?
Stranger: Yes
You: that makes me hot
Stranger: Please have a coïtus with it
You: can u touch it for me?
You: i wanna lick your p*ssy
You: firt i want 2 lick you,then i want to put my fingers in your ass
You: en than i want to take poop on your belly,and rub you with it!
Stranger: NO THAT IS DISGUSTING GOODBYE
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Stranger: hey
You: guten tag
You: asl?
Stranger: f 15 brazil
You: thats hot!
Stranger: LOL!
You: brazil i love ut
Stranger: why? haha
You: you have an brazillian waxe?
You: the girls are so pretty!
Stranger: oh thanks
Stranger: where r u from?
You: holland
You: i want to come to brazil during the carnaval
You: maybe you can show me around then?
Stranger: yah, but I think I won´t here. :T
You: 15 years old!you must be beutiful!in holland we have a saying :hoe dichter bij de 0.hoe strakker om de lul
You: thats to bad
You: can you tell me how you look?
Stranger: hahaahha
Stranger: ok...
You: so tell me!im curious
Stranger: I have brown hair, let´s see...
You: maybe i tell u first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me
You: my name is Micheal Smink,i am a 16 y/o bodybuilder
You: my arms are 32cm and i dont train my legs
You: now you telle me something?maybe cup size?!
Stranger: kl kl
Stranger: ok
You: what are u wearing?
Stranger: Im Juliana, Im 15 years. Im 1,65cm..
Stranger: Pajamas
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pajama*
You: gehe
Stranger: :)
You: are u wearing pant's underneath your pyama?
You: would you like som e-coïtus?
You: please?
You: imagine me, micheal smink pulling your pants down with my teeth!
Stranger: no..
You: and then i stick my fingers in your poophole
Stranger: Im not a b*ch, sorry.
You: i dont care
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