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Praten met volslagen strangers

Ik kom helemaal geen Nederlanders tegen rolleyes. En die Rick Roll knock knock joke kan ik ook niet eeuwig blijven doen.
 
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: where are you from
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: and u ?
You: so you're chinese
You: I'm obese
You: how is your kung fu?
Stranger: I've never heard
Stranger: not everyone in china can play kungfu...
You: oh
You: weird
Stranger: oh
You: so what do you do if someone steals your rice?
Stranger: they dont steal...
You: oh ok
Stranger: its very safe in china now...
You: no ninja's and stuff?
Stranger: no...
You: too bad
 
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi ;-)
Stranger: hello
You: wow first time on this site :p
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: where you from
You: The Netherlands
You: and u?
Stranger: well im in switzerland right now
You: cool, how is the snow there?
Stranger: its ayt
Stranger: dont snow as much
Stranger: summer time now
Stranger: hows the weed over there?
You: i dont do drugs
Stranger: but its lyk so damn legal in yo country
You: but my friends tell me its ok ^p
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
You: almost 18
Stranger: male or female?
You: female ;-)
Stranger: cool
You: and how old are u?
Stranger: 19
You: male?
Stranger: yup
You: hihi :P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hii
Stranger: you a msn freak ayn ya
Stranger: lol
You: no not really
You: but sometimes yea
Stranger: lol :p
Stranger: where
Stranger: you find this site
You: on a dutch forum
Stranger: haha me 2
You: hehe
You: u got a pic of urself?
Stranger: ya you
You: myea
You: show me urs andi'll show u mine :p
Stranger: lol
Stranger: facebook
You: i dont have that
Stranger: aw too bad
Stranger: all my pics
Stranger: are on there
You: than just upload them to another site ;-)
You: thats all possible
Stranger: lol how
You: picture => save as
You: put it on ur deskboard and than go to tinypic.com or so
You: :P
Stranger: lol you lil geek
Stranger: show me yours
You: you first :P
Stranger: [Link niet meer beschikbaar]
Stranger: there ya go
You: wow very interesting pic :D
Stranger: i know
You: i'll give u mine, must warn u i'm a bit chubby
Stranger: lol
You: [Link niet meer beschikbaar]
Stranger: how chubby
Stranger: lol ew
Stranger: your naked?
You: myea a bit
Stranger: send 1
Stranger: with clothes on
You: ow k :p
You: http://i41.tinypic.com/33emy68.gif
You: PWNED!
Stranger: :p

:roflol: Heerlijke site
 
In china hebben ze ook superdudes

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hij durft niet eens naar mijn foto vragen denk ik :p
 
haha is grappig
 
Stranger: where you come from?

You: netherlands

You: you?

Stranger: germany

You: sieg heil!

Stranger: Oo

Stranger: shut up

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:o
 
Die chinezen zijn echt saai man.. Die zeggen niets ???
 
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saaie chinese
 
hoe heet die site waar je zo kan ouwehoere dan?
 
haha der komt hier dalijk een goede aan haha
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi.
You: how are you
Stranger: I'm fine, How are you?
You: im good
You: thnks
You: where you from
Stranger: Okay, Are you a guy or a girl?
You: Guy
You: you
Stranger: California
You: nice
You: How old
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: thtas **** up
Stranger: 19
You: are you gay
Stranger: What?
You: are you gay?? do you like a penis
Stranger: No
Stranger: No.
You: why Not
You: just be staight to me
Stranger: Cause Im not gay. Are you?
You: dont lie
You: no iam not
Stranger: I'm not. Why will I be gay?
You: you like to lik som ass
Stranger: Yeah?
You: becose i talk to your mom. and she tell me i think my son is gay
Stranger: How do you know my mom?
You: becose i speak to here manny times
You: i always like here big tits
You: becose your dade ****s really bad
Stranger: Okay. You're an ass. I have a girlfriend, You ****er.
You: haha i ****ed here to
You: yout a lucky boy
You: to have here
You: dony lose here
Stranger: Don't insult me.
You: i just say. that you ar a lucky boy to have here as a girl friend
Stranger: You don't?
You: yea i do
Stranger: Good for you.
You: your a ganster??
You: or a wankster
Stranger: No. Nope.


Stranger: I'm a highschool student.
You: i think your girl friends is a blow up doll
Stranger: Don't insult her.
You: i dony do that
You: i just think that
Stranger: Well if you want girls to like you, Be a bit sensitive of what you think and say.
You: No man im a Pimp
Stranger: So you're a unloyal a**hole to your girlfriend?
You: No not to my girl friend
You: but i have 5 girls working for me
You: so im a pimp
Stranger: Working?
You: the make big money. Your dad is leave big money bij my girls
Stranger: Oh. Well it's been nice knowing you. Have a good life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Boerekolen Engels :hahaha:
 
You: Hey
Stranger: Its yellow, and when you press the button its red.. (guess what it is)
You: hmm, no idea?
You: i know know
You: a chicken in the blender!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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