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Praten met volslagen strangers

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die rechter, fins
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 14, female, finland
Stranger: yours?
You: 68,male germany
You: wanna get dirty?
Stranger: haista vittu oot liian vanha
Stranger: HAHAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
You: nee nee,ppen is wel lekker
Stranger: juu mee vittuu
You: HAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
You: what are you saying?

:roflol:
 
Lekker hoor Jesseh... die 2e van links liet me lachen btw. What a face.
 
iron devoted zei:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 14, female, finland
Stranger: yours?
You: 68,male germany
You: wanna get dirty?
Stranger: haista vittu oot liian vanha
Stranger: HAHAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
You: nee nee,ppen is wel lekker
Stranger: juu mee vittuu
You: HAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
You: what are you saying?

:roflol:
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Klik om te verkleinen...

Kan een paar zinnetjes fins, dikgedrukte gedeelte betekent zoiets als "Screw you ****ing pedo".
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ich bin Der Fuhrer!!Wie gehts?
Stranger: english?
You: I am The leader!
Stranger: sorry,You see
You: who are u?
Stranger: Nazi?
You: now now
You: Ich habe keine endlosung gemacht!
Stranger: You know you was a little kid
You: now now i am 120 y/o now
Stranger: you idea is childish
You: no it isnt
You: my idea was the best!if only not for Stalin and that bol bastard Churchill
Stranger: you know I'm from china
You: hankypang?
Stranger: WHO?
Stranger: HANKPANG?
Stranger: Mao Zedong
You: yeh
You: zedong is my comrade!just like mussolini!
Stranger: autocracy; i know better than you.
You: it is impossible
You: im am Der Fuhrer!
Stranger: you as a mad man
You: you like foeiong hay/
You: ?
You: i like chap choi!
Stranger: foeiong hay??who?
You: and number 25!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Austria,but i was a big man in germany back in 1933 untill 1945!
You: you know de yakuza?
Stranger: OKEY but I don't believe you
Stranger: ye
Stranger: haha
Stranger: japan...foolish
You: you should! i am The LEader
You: okeey than you?kroepoek?
Stranger: mikado?
You: i hate it!
You: but i like mens erger je niet!
Stranger: OKEY Expand socialist democracy and better safeguard the people's rights and interests as well as social equity and justice.

You: i dont agree
You: i tink we are die ubermensch
You: you ever been to mars?
Stranger: not know what's good for one
Stranger: MARS?
You: snickers?
Stranger: you been there?
You: of cource!my people built a flying saucer!
Stranger: no kidding
You: offcource not
You: you can find it on wikipedia!
Stranger: God is dead---Nietzsche
Stranger: name what you name
You: yeah but i am alive!----- Adolf.
Stranger: I'm Napoleon

You: he died on an island all alone
You: i am still alive
You: you have mc donalds in china?
Stranger: MANY junk food
You: you like a kipnuggets?
Stranger: kipnuggets? mean?
You: je moeder!
Stranger: sorry i'DONT KNOW
You: never mind
You: did you ever tryd anal?
Stranger: ....
You: hello?china boy?
Stranger: mean?
You: did you ever took it up the ass?
You: answer me!
You: viespeuk?
Stranger: Kafka,you know?
You: is it true what they say about asian men?
You: Kadafi,you know?
Stranger: you Knows You're Alone to watch kafka
You: yes indeed
You: and you my chinese comrade....bent een hondelul!
Stranger: Nietzsche?he is lunatic
You: ching chang chong
Stranger: you too
You: and you stinkt naar witte rijst!
You: You: is it true what they say about asian men?

Stranger: so convince people by sound reasoning
You: yeah i do
Stranger: OK?to use slang
You: yeah you can my n*gger!
Stranger: Austrian are poor
You: NEIN!!
You: ich bin der Fuhrer!
You: back in 1942 half of europe was mine
Stranger: shanghai is cosmopolitan city
You: yep
You: Berlijn ook!
You: so what can i do to piss you off?
Stranger: 5000 years history china
You: chinese peopele are yellow right?
Stranger: Austrian nothing to speak of
You: okeey
You: how can i make you mad
You: you momma yokes?
Stranger: you know When you are little
You: no?
Stranger: you are semen
You: you know when you are a chinese?
You: come on!dont be shy!
Stranger: you thinking but no cerebrum
You: when your d*ck is smaller then your pinky!
Stranger: conduct oneself well;
You: in not cerebro i am xavier
Stranger: Young Turk but no self-awareness
You: in not a turk
You: you make me mad
You: **** u!
Stranger: THANK YOU
You: chinese a**hole!
 
You: ik wil een derde been in me kontje
Your conversational partner has disconnected

:roflol:
 
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moet ik dit serieus nemen :roflol: :roflol:
 
:roflol: nog steeds aan het playen
 
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: finland, you?
You: Nice, Holland.
Stranger: uuu
Stranger: i've lived there
You: Male, Female?
You: Nice
Stranger: female, you?
You: Male
You: Mitä kuuluu? ( = Hoe gaat het in het Fins)
Stranger: hyvää kiitos :) (Goed bedankt)
Stranger: and how are you doing?
You: Hyvää (Goed)
Stranger: I used to live in Bergen
You: Nice
You: If I'd say Aidin Nussija, would you be mad :p (Aidin Nussija = MF'er in het fins)
Stranger: noo :D i'm laughing
You: :p
You: Vitun perkele perse ( = Je bent een kloot*** en eikel)
You: :)
Stranger: saatana helvetti (Je bent satan)
You: Yes I know I'm satan.
Stranger: where did you learn all that, here?
You: no
Stranger: :D
You: Gta
You: ;)
Stranger: alright
Stranger: asiaa
You: Vittu ( = ****)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: paska
You: :p
You: Haista paska (Screw you)
Stranger: I don't know how to speak dutch
Stranger: haista ite
You: Say: Heb je zin in een zoentje?
Stranger: how do you say haista paska in dutch
Stranger: what's that ^
You: It means: would you like a kiss?
You: Haista paska in Dutch is like.... "**** jou"
Stranger: :D
Stranger: **** jou
You: But say it once please: "heb je zin in een zoentje?" :d
You: Thanks! :D
Stranger: heb je zin in een zoentje? ;D
You: :D
You: It's a commonly used sentence in Dutch
You: But I have to go now
You: Thanks, bye


:roflol:!!!
 
:kiss:
 
Laatst bewerkt:
sniperx zei:
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: finland, you?
You: Nice, Holland.
Stranger: uuu
Stranger: i've lived there
You: Male, Female?
You: Nice
Stranger: female, you?
You: Male
You: Mitä kuuluu? ( = Hoe gaat het in het Fins)
Stranger: hyvää kiitos :) (Goed bedankt)
Stranger: and how are you doing?
You: Hyvää (Goed)
Stranger: I used to live in Bergen
You: Nice
You: If I'd say Aidin Nussija, would you be mad :p (Aidin Nussija = MF'er in het fins)
Stranger: noo :D i'm laughing
You: :p
You: Vitun perkele perse ( = Je bent een kloot*** en eikel)
You: :)
Stranger: saatana helvetti (Je bent satan)
You: Yes I know I'm satan.
Stranger: where did you learn all that, here?
You: no
Stranger: :D
You: Gta
You: ;)
Stranger: alright
Stranger: asiaa
You: Vittu ( = ****)
Stranger: :D
Stranger: paska
You: :p
You: Haista paska (Screw you)
Stranger: I don't know how to speak dutch
Stranger: haista ite
You: Say: Heb je zin in een zoentje?
Stranger: how do you say haista paska in dutch
Stranger: what's that ^
You: It means: would you like a kiss?
You: Haista paska in Dutch is like.... "**** jou"
Stranger: :D
Stranger: **** jou
You: But say it once please: "heb je zin in een zoentje?" :d
You: Thanks! :D
Stranger: heb je zin in een zoentje? ;D
You: :D
You: It's a commonly used sentence in Dutch
You: But I have to go now
You: Thanks, bye


:roflol:!!!
Klik om te vergroten...
Klik om te verkleinen...

:roflol:
wel leuk dat fins!
 
So SniperX jij begint de playerskills ook onder de knie te krijgen, maar waarom kapte je het gesprek met die finse schone nou zomaar af :P
 
ook een keer gedaan
wel lol

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello stranger
You: where you from??
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you?
You: holland
Stranger: really?
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: i think I'll go there next month
Stranger: where in holland you live?
You: yea nice
You: somewhere
Stranger: hum...
You: this is fun its the first time i'am here
Stranger: really?
You: yes
Stranger: it's my third only too
You: waaahaa ;)
Stranger: yesterday I met one nice british girl
You: nice
Stranger: but the other
Stranger: was one guy looking for "omegle coïtus"
You: whahahha
Stranger: don't have any idea how it should be
Stranger: and wouldn't like to know either
You: it's not a good idea
You: to do that
Stranger: for sure
Stranger: but it seems that it's very commom here
You: yea :P
Stranger: bunch of freaks looking for "girls" for cybercoïtus
Stranger: and I think that more than 90% of the times they really find it
You: whahaha i hate cybercoïtus give me some porn and i'am good to go
Stranger: the "girl" is not a girl too
You: yeaa
Stranger: I think that its like
Stranger: if the conversations begins with
Stranger: asl?
You: yea
Stranger: you are allowed to go
You: dont like that either
Stranger: without a goodbye
You: its not nice
You: to go without saying goodbye
Stranger: well
Stranger: but if it is all about cybercoïtus
Stranger: it's ok for me
You: whahah
Stranger: its sick man!
Stranger: looking for a stranger like this
You: yea that's sick
Stranger: and the whole cybercoïtus conversation
Stranger: anyway...
You: im here because im bored :P
Stranger: so, you seem to be a man too, right?
You: yea
You: how late is it in brasil??
Stranger: just a second
Stranger: be right back
You: ok
You: i must go now i have hungry
 
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