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Praten met volslagen strangers

Stranger: Hii
You: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: well and you?
You: Good ;)
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: usahsuhauhsuahsuhauhsuah
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: and you?
You: M/F?
You: Holland
Stranger: holanda?
Stranger: uall
You: Yes.
You: Do you have a brother?
Stranger: I always wanted to know the Netherlands is beautiful there?
You: Yes it is.
You: But because of an accident he has 5 children now.

(Wel nep natuurlijk).
 
Ooooh smerig eentje disconnect omdat ik Ron heet, wel heel erg persoonlijk :(
voor het eerst dat ik beetje eerlijk was haha.
 
sniperx zei:
Stranger: Helloo
You: Hellow
You: How are you? :)
Stranger: I'm fine.. and you?
You: Fine :)
Stranger: Where are you from? :)
You: Holland
Stranger: Haha..
Stranger: Me 2 :P
You: :P
You: M/J?
Stranger: Meisje;) En jij?:P
You: Jongen
Stranger: Okeej.. Grappig.. :P
You: :p
You: Leeftijd?
Stranger: 16;)
Stranger: En jij?
You: `13
Stranger: Oke!
You: Welke sport(en?)
You: Ik Bodybuilding :D
Stranger: Okee! Cooll.. =D Ik zit op Fitness.. en afentoe Badminton/Zwem ik;)
Stranger: Welke provincie woon je?:P
You: Overijssel
You: Jij?
Stranger: Gld ;)
You: :)
You: Fitnessende meisjes zie je weinig :(
Stranger: Hahah oohw.. hier niet hoor xD
You: Ehe :P
You: Eindelijk eens een normaal iemand op omegle :p
Stranger: Jaa indd.. mijn Engels is niet echt geweldig haha.. Wel grappig dat je dan opeens een Nederlander tegenkomt:P
You: Ja ;P
Stranger: Heb je al veel met mensen uit andere landen gepraat dan? :)
You: Ja
You: Meesten waren 70 jarigen die *** wouden :O
You: Dat is rot aan omegle
You: Maar ik ga ;)
Stranger: Hahah ohw.. Joepie xD
Een vriendin vertelde over deze site.. dus ik dacht net.. laat ik het eens proberen.. en meteen bij de 3e kwam een nederlander (Jij dus..:P)
You: :P
Stranger: Okee! Doeg!
You: Doei, msn is mr.sniperx@hotmail.com :p
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die had je kunne hosselen kerel, e-player :D en dan ga je weg. misschien kon je komend weekend ff langs bij haar :roflol:
 
xx.rachelcutler.x@hotmail.co.uk

hahaahh ik wist het :D
leuk cutler

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ik wist het al, zei het je ook :)
 
Stranger: im a girl
You: So helloo
You: hehe
Stranger: hah
Stranger: a
You: I'm a E-playa so I warn you, give me your myspace/msn whatever now, because it will save you time

werkt NIET jongens.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a E-playa so I warn you, give me your myspace/msn whatever now if you are a girl, because it will save you time
Stranger: damn mr. pimp
Stranger: teach me


werkt wel nu ben ik mister pimp
 
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: china ? if you are
Stranger: asl?
You: i have a question
Stranger: so what?
You: so you're from china right ?
You: I have somehting on my mind.
Stranger: yse
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what?
You: here it comes
Stranger: tibet free?
Stranger: taiwan free?
You: why are your eyes so fcuking funny ? is it because you couldn't shit and kept on pushing ?
You: I was just wondering
Stranger: you can ask your mum
Stranger: **** you

nogsteeds geen normaal antwoord op me vraaaaag dammit.

Jesseh zei:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a E-playa so I warn you, give me your myspace/msn whatever now if you are a girl, because it will save you time
Stranger: damn mr. pimp
Stranger: teach me


werkt wel nu ben ik mister pimp
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hahaha :roflol:
 
Stranger: ok but i worn you :D
Stranger: http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h113/WildWister/78286903.jpg its terrible :'D
You: what has been seen cannot been unseen
You: what where you thinking?? MY EYES!!!
You: lol damn normally i dont see someone is ugly but i would kick my dog of of you
You: ****ing hell, me testlevels have gone trough the floor
 
Laatst bewerkt:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a E-playa so I warn you, give me your myspace/msn whatever now if you are a girl, because it will save you time
Stranger: www.myspace.com/poptoulouse
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
 
Stranger: Yo
You: Yo
You: Bro
Stranger: do you like fish sticks


-_-
 
You: this is a robbery

You: if your female

Stranger: okk

You: give me your myspace or die

Stranger: sanela_10@msn.com

true e-pimpin:D
 
You: hi2u
Stranger: hi back atoyu
Stranger: at you
You: omgzz a responze!
Stranger: my typing is off
You: mæn too
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/uk
You: u?
Stranger: 25,m,australia
You: ooooo an aussiepoo
Stranger: yep
You: i herd about fires : < : < it hard?
Stranger: nah - another state
You: aussies have states?
Stranger: i live on the gold coast
Stranger: yeah, i live in Queensland
Stranger: the fires were in Victoria
Stranger: there ae 6 states
Stranger: and 2 territories
You: hah that like ... 3 times less than in usa!
Stranger: are you a hotty then?
Stranger: yeah - we only have 20 million people see
You: dno if im hotty, depends how i wake up
Stranger: but the country is as big as the usa - so alot of it is empty
Stranger: heh - what is your favourite thing about yourself
You: empty
You: probly my eyes
Stranger: yeah empty
You: blue like james bond's
Stranger: what colour?
Stranger: ooohh nice. mine are brown - boring
Stranger: do you have long eyelashes?
You: not necesarily, depends on the hair colour as well
Stranger: i have black hair, you?
You: i have brown hair and i dno bout my lashes
You: medium length i sppose
Stranger: what do you do? study?
You: nah mmy grades wern't good enough :<
You: i just work at a restaurant atm
Stranger: ha ha - do you work then...are just hang out
Stranger: oh, cool. do you like it?
You: pays the bills
Stranger: do you have a bf?
You: no i just got out of a relationship :'<
Stranger: oh you poor thing! i hope your not too lonley
You: ty n' i have friends but it doesn't compare to havin a man next to me
You: if ou know what i mean
Stranger: yep
Stranger: do you have your eyes on someone else?
Stranger: or are you happy being sigle for a while
Stranger: single*
You: naaaa, just goin to clubs and pickin up random men
You: casual coïtus is ok
Stranger: yeah its good.
Stranger: are you horney at the moment?
You: a bit
Stranger: are you at home in you bedroom?
You: im actually layin in my bed with my lap, feels good to ave some warmth
Stranger: i wish i was there with you
You: tbh i wouldn't mind it either
Stranger: i would probably start by stroking you legs
You: oo nice
Stranger: and looking into your gorgeous eyes of course
 
Royze zei:
You: hi2u
Stranger: hi back atoyu
Stranger: at you
You: omgzz a responze!
Stranger: my typing is off
You: mæn too
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/uk
You: u?
Stranger: 25,m,australia
You: ooooo an aussiepoo
Stranger: yep
You: i herd about fires : < : < it hard?
Stranger: nah - another state
You: aussies have states?
Stranger: i live on the gold coast
Stranger: yeah, i live in Queensland
Stranger: the fires were in Victoria
Stranger: there ae 6 states
Stranger: and 2 territories
You: hah that like ... 3 times less than in usa!
Stranger: are you a hotty then?
Stranger: yeah - we only have 20 million people see
You: dno if im hotty, depends how i wake up
Stranger: but the country is as big as the usa - so alot of it is empty
Stranger: heh - what is your favourite thing about yourself
You: empty
You: probly my eyes
Stranger: yeah empty
You: blue like james bond's
Stranger: what colour?
Stranger: ooohh nice. mine are brown - boring
Stranger: do you have long eyelashes?
You: not necesarily, depends on the hair colour as well
Stranger: i have black hair, you?
You: i have brown hair and i dno bout my lashes
You: medium length i sppose
Stranger: what do you do? study?
You: nah mmy grades wern't good enough :<
You: i just work at a restaurant atm
Stranger: ha ha - do you work then...are just hang out
Stranger: oh, cool. do you like it?
You: pays the bills
Stranger: do you have a bf?
You: no i just got out of a relationship :'<
Stranger: oh you poor thing! i hope your not too lonley
You: ty n' i have friends but it doesn't compare to havin a man next to me
You: if ou know what i mean
Stranger: yep
Stranger: do you have your eyes on someone else?
Stranger: or are you happy being sigle for a while
Stranger: single*
You: naaaa, just goin to clubs and pickin up random men
You: casual coïtus is ok
Stranger: yeah its good.
Stranger: are you horney at the moment?
You: a bit
Stranger: are you at home in you bedroom?
You: im actually layin in my bed with my lap, feels good to ave some warmth
Stranger: i wish i was there with you
You: tbh i wouldn't mind it either
Stranger: i would probably start by stroking you legs
You: oo nice
Stranger: and looking into your gorgeous eyes of course
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