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Cool, mijn eerste oplichtneger

Stranger: hello sir

Stranger: i have an exiting businesss proposition for you

You: Cool

You: I'm all into that nigerian scam bullshit

Stranger: i have a large amount of monies stored away in nigeria

Stranger: however

Stranger: all i requre is a small investment from you

You: Go on you c**ksucker

You: Ok

You: Just tell me how much you need

You: I'll wire some monopoly-money over by western union

Stranger: and you will recieve 100,000,000,000 ugandan dollars

Stranger: i require $1,500

You: Cool

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:haha:
 
Stranger: 国产的还是?
You: 无聊了 ( ^_^ )/~~拜拜
Stranger: 饿 不是那里很开放吗
You: —— 今天这被占领了
Stranger: 不是今天 好多天了
You: 豆瓣 天涯 还是wow?
Stranger: bxj
Stranger: 怎么了 好奇怪
You: 你是哪部分的?
Stranger: 感觉你分裂了
Stranger: 什么哪部分
You: 诶
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 怎么了
You: 呵呵。
You: 好几个了我
Stranger: 什么好几个
You: 闪了
Stranger: 、
Stranger: 说了半天等于没说
You: 春哥纯爷们 占领 握手
Stranger: 服
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Toch nog best lang uitgehouden. Geen id wat ik heb gezegd trouwens.
 
Toch nog best lang uitgehouden. Geen id wat ik heb gezegd trouwens.

Stranger: Domestic product?
You: Bored (^_^)/~~ bye-bye
Stranger: Hungry is not there is very open
You: — — today this is seized
Stranger: Was not today many days
You: Bean petal horizon or wow?
Stranger: bxj
Stranger: How good strange
You: Which part are you?
Stranger: Felt that you split
Stranger: Any which part
You: ei
Stranger: ?
Stranger: How
You: Ha-ha.
You: Several I
Stranger: Any several
You: Dodged
Stranger: ,
Stranger: Said was equal to quite a while had not said
You: Spring the elder brother pure men seize the handshake
Stranger: Clothing
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:D

ff door de vertaalmachine gegooid
 
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: I knew it was you
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: who am i?
You: why did you beat up Charly last night?
Stranger: o...gosh...are u crazy?
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You: asia, south america, finland?
Stranger: I'm holding my last breath safe inside myself.
You: hold it
Stranger: Are all my thoughts of you? Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight.
Stranger: Why?
You: few seconds
You: ssssh
Stranger: Okay.
You: hold it, hold your breath
You: you should die soon
Stranger: *dies*
You: thank you
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You: hello
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhi
You: how are you
Stranger: how r u?
Stranger: Chinease?
You: no dutch
You: are u a female
Stranger: yes. how do u know?
You: i can smell it
You: from all the way up here
Stranger: r u Edward?
Stranger: or some other vampire?
You: haha yea
You: god damn woman whats up with you
Stranger: awesome
You: talking about vampires
You: crazy b*ch
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hmmmm,
This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate and lewd behavior coming from this IP address, and we have informed the Federal Bureau of Investigation. They will contact you within the next 24 hours.
Paul
Omegle, Inc.
(801)839-1985
If you have any questions, please dial the number above and ask for line 3. Thank you for your cooperation
 
:roflol: Eznir
 
hahaha, leuk om die door te sturen. Ze disconnecten meteen :D
 
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, i'm Troy McClure!
You: You may remember me from such films as: 'Help! A jew wants to chat with me.' or 'Jewbots: The Revenge'.

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You: c**k
Stranger: pizzaman?
You: SHIT
You: sorry, i have tourettes
Stranger: asl?
You: BULLSHIT
You: GINGER r*tard
You: 21
You: BULLCRAP
Stranger: go away.
You: SUCK MY ASS BARF

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You: c**k
You: SHIT
Stranger: hey
You: sorry, i have tourettes
You: BULLSHIT

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Laatst bewerkt:
Stranger: haai
You: hoi hoi
Stranger: alles goed
You: i like you
Stranger: haha
You: verry good!
You: how are you=
You: ?
Stranger: im fine:D
Stranger: where u from
You: mooi!
You: i`m from the netherlands
Stranger: haha ik ook
You: :P
Stranger: ben je jonge/meisje
You: waar kom je vandaan?
You: ik ben een mooiboy
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Dit is men beste tot nu toe :roflol:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi this is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police. We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

"NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA).

You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2313531-0943
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: hey mike
You: is it cause i talk alot about asian rape porn ?
Stranger: I am afraid your IP has been logged sir
You: ooow crap
You: what i do
Stranger: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them
You: isn't that what everybody does here ?
Stranger: I'm afraid not sir, what you have done is illigal. You may be prosecuted
You: oke
You: do you have a daughter ?
Stranger: Irrelevant.
Stranger: You ****ing peado
You: i'm not a pedo
You: i'm 15years old
Stranger: You are a peadophile. It has been confirmed
Stranger: You WILL be brought to justice
Stranger: While you have been chatting your IP has been traced and the local police authority informed
You: oke
You: so
You: you like asian rape porn ?
Stranger: I am afraid you are not helping your self sir
Stranger: If your are indeed 15 then your parents/gaurdians will be informed of your illigal activities
You: help myself
You: you suggest i should masterbate ?
You: you gonne tell my parent that i'm a 15yr old pedophile ?
Stranger: No sir.
You: oke
You: thank god
You: where you from ?
Stranger: I am afraid I am going to have to leave. You may expect a call from the authorities within the 48 hours
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:roflol: De Lauwwste got....
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: were ya from
Stranger: where u from?
You: holland
Stranger: netherlands
You: lol
You: alles goed
Stranger: haha ok
Stranger: ja hoor
Stranger: met jou?
You: ja goed
You: waar in nl woon je
Stranger: noord holland
Stranger: en jij?
You: zeeland
You: ben je en jongen of meisje?
Stranger: meisje
Stranger: jij?
You: een jongen
Stranger: ow ok hoe ben jij hier terechtgekomen?
You: via een internet forum
You: en jij
Stranger: haha ja ik ook
You: welk forum?
You: :P
Stranger: ellegirl
Stranger: jij?
You: haha
You: ik dbb
You: dat ken je wel denk ik
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ja
Stranger: hmm
You: ellegirl had laatst btje ruzie met dbb zag ik:P
Stranger: hah ja
Stranger: maar
Stranger: post jij op ellegirl?
You: Nee
You: Hoezo zou ik?
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: nou
You: Is toch niet voor jongens of wel?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sommige doen 't wel
You: Ah oke, ik kweenie joh
Stranger: dusja..
You: hoe zie jij eruit?
You: en hoe oud ben je

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:roflol:ellegirl
 
ik heb al uberlange converstatie met een 13jarige uit nederland
 
You: Hi noob
Stranger: Hi dear
Stranger: want some sweet anal loving?
Stranger: yeah you do don't you, you little homocoïtusual boy
Stranger: now hush
Stranger: go dream about big black negro's raping you
Stranger: and enjoy
 
Ik ben net een DBB member tegengekomen:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello =)
You: hi
Stranger: from? =)
You: Belgium
Stranger: boy or girl? (A)
You: neither
You: man
Stranger: aha =D
Stranger: im a girl =)
You: where from?
Stranger: Holland
You: then why are we speaking english?
Stranger: U like? (A)
You: english? yes
You: maar nederlands is eenvoudiger
Stranger: Im trying to be better on english, I have a test soon so A need to talk alot of english
Stranger: **** OFF!
 
Ik ben net een DBB member tegengekomen:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello =)
You: hi
Stranger: from? =)
You: Belgium
Stranger: boy or girl? (A)
You: neither
You: man
Stranger: aha =D
Stranger: im a girl =)
You: where from?
Stranger: Holland
You: then why are we speaking english?
Stranger: U like? (A)
You: english? yes
You: maar nederlands is eenvoudiger
Stranger: Im trying to be better on english, I have a test soon so A need to talk alot of english
Stranger: **** OFF!

sniperx ?
 
De Lauwwste, volgende keer niet weggaan he :p:

You: Yes hello
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: dutch?
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