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Praten met volslagen strangers

Wat mij ook opvalt is dat er redelijk veel cybercoïtus willen :

Stranger: right
Stranger: you ain't up for cybercoïtus, then?
You: No sorry my parents are watching TV right next to me , i don't think they would be oke with that
Stranger: ok
You: Are you a r*tard?
Stranger: somthimes
Stranger: are you?
You: some people say i am
Stranger: you could pretend that you are a girl
Stranger: aw go on
 
Stranger: hi,are you a sexy girl? =P
You: i am a girl
Stranger: do you like sexy things?
You: i like shitting in my hand and then eat it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:
 
You: i have cup a
Stranger: geee
Stranger: i like cup A
You: good!
Stranger: awesomenesses
You: i like to toutch my own cup a
You: its nice warm
You: and taste good to!
Stranger: what ****, you trying to seduce shit me?
Stranger: damn...
You: only when its 16.00
You: is it 16.00 over there?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: its 12.50 am here
You: than you shoud wait for a while
Stranger: for?
You: here in my country it`s a standard time for getting your cup a
Stranger: cup a, define cup a
You: ad that moment everyone takes a cup a in their hands
Stranger: **** lol, hahaa
You: its really great!
Stranger: this bullshit
You: no its not
Stranger: at 16.00 everyone holds a cup?
Stranger: bullshitting me uh
Stranger: lol
You: no, everyone holds cup a
Stranger: define cup a
You: its soft, and warm
You: you can drink from it
You: somtimes sqeeze it a little
Stranger: you ****er....
Stranger: haha
You: cup a soup b*ch!
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: you ****ing get me, damn you
 
Stranger: tell me your coïtusual fantasies.
You: i like to shove things op my ass
You: and then lick it
Stranger: good for you
You: you like?
Stranger: asl?
You: 73/m/austria
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected


wilde hierna zeggen dat ik Fritzel heet,maar helaas!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: my name is john gulbonny
Stranger: 18/m/ny
Stranger: u?
You: sounds like a gigolo
Stranger: huh
You: my name is Jack Bigdick
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: rlly?
Stranger: my name rlly is john gulbonny
You: ow
You: ok
Stranger: say it outloud
You: hehe
You: where you from?
Stranger: ny
Stranger: u?
You: A'pen
Stranger: oh yea?
You: yeah
Stranger: i am itchy
Stranger: i have exzima
You: I am scratchy
You: I'm a cat
 
You: i want to make you an offer
Stranger: Okaym

Stranger: what kind of offer?


You: i will cut my ballsack open,take my balls out,hit them with a hammer and then eat them,and i will film it for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: you want to learn
Stranger: who old are you
You: lol 17
Stranger: Can you say otherwise lol:D
Stranger: ????????????????????
You: lol
You: 71
Stranger: voi saatana:D
You: lol
Stranger: you are idiot:D
Stranger: hey hey, I go to get coïtus;)
Stranger: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
You: hahaha
You: you need a GF to have coïtus
You: girlfriend
Stranger: ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: im a girl:)
 
You: hello
Stranger: pew pew?

You: auw you shot me?!
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: so
Stranger: how u find out bout this place?

You: a i-net forum
You: and u?
Stranger: geekologie.com here
You: aha youre a geek?
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: and your not?

You: no i am Micheal Smink
You: i am a semi-pro bodybuilder
Stranger: kewl ima a mike too
Stranger: awesome
You: yeah!
Stranger: ima pothead
You: and what are your bobbys?
You: aga smokin dope hea?
Stranger: im from hawaii
Stranger: i dont do shyt but smoke and game
You: taloola does the hoola from hawaii?
You: nice life
Stranger: meh
Stranger: u?

You: i lift weights
Stranger: where u from
You: wanna have cybercoïtus
You: ?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: r u a dood?

You: yes i am
Stranger: yea ima dood
You: so what?
Stranger: lulz cyber
You: im Smink!the gay bodybuilder with skinny legs
Stranger: your silly
You: so what are you wearing?
Stranger: im wearing assless leather chaps lolz
You: whohw!
You: i am wearing pink posing briefs
Stranger: isnt there a gay bar u should be goin to?

You: and now i am rubbing my tiny steroid balls
You: firt i need to shoot my load
Stranger: wow
You: my nipples are getting hard!
Stranger: u every1 else
You: i want you to lick my d*ck end
Stranger: well its been nice talkin to ya mike gotta go
You: i want your fingers in my ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: so where are u from?
Stranger: kanata
You: where is that
You: im from greece
Stranger: AKA the golden north AKA igloo land AKA canada
You: aha
Stranger: ( there are no igloo's)
You: thx for celine dion
Stranger: lmao
You: are u M/F?
Stranger: M
You: cewl
Stranger: u
You: me 2,so no cybercoïtus i gues?
Stranger: i only liek the boobs so no
You: i have male boobs
You: just like Roxxe!
You: imagine me suckin your c**k!how is that?
Stranger: why helllo robert paulson lol
Stranger: horrible
Stranger: was remove din a horrible smelting acident
You: im really good!you will not feel any theeth
Stranger: i have to pee through ym ears now=(
You: i can lick your perineum
You: i even lick your ass if u want me
Stranger: how about u just get me a decafe latte and we call it a day
You: you want me to cumm in your mouth?
Stranger: negative
You: its the best latte you ever had
Stranger: non
Stranger: starbucks
You: starbucks is nothing compared to my spunk!
You: if i came one time on your tonque,you want my man juices all the time
Stranger:
pas de mon bon monsieur, je ne souhaite pas participer à l'une de ces
You: ah french
 
You: **** me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
kan je email geven of is dat probleem gevoelig?
 
Die van Smink of Wesking mag je best geven hoor :p
 
Maak een nieuwe aan dan, heb ik ook gedaan. Lekkere stoute nickname, en chicks met webcam hosselen. :p
 
Woot ik heb voor het eerst een deftig gesprek gehad met een gast op die site , hij kwam heel volwassen over ( 17 j). Zo zie je , die site is niet alleen voor te cybercoïtusen haha
 
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