Voorarm
Competitive Bodybuilder
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- 16 okt 2007
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- 2.728
- Waardering
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- 1m50
You: hey
You: nederlands?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: both, in a certain way, my husband is male
Stranger: lol
You: so, which are you?
Stranger: jst like my wife she wears the pants
You: I mean, are you a male of a female?
Stranger: i am male
You: good
You: so, how old are you?
Stranger: 21 she is 43
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am 28
Stranger: kool and he
You: 43? bit old for you isn't she? he's 32
Stranger: ic
Stranger: been wid her since 18
You: you were 18 and she was 40? that sounds awesomely weird
Stranger: well it jst happened
Stranger: she like young
You: and you like old
You: I like you
Stranger: u sound nice
Stranger: i am steve
Stranger: and you
You: I am kirtsty
Stranger: hi kirsty
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: yeah
You: so, do you like fish?
Stranger: i like prawns crabs she made me eat fish
Stranger: salmonds
You: I love fish, I think it's sad to kill it though
Stranger: well i dunno
Stranger: the bible is okay
You: so, did you ever rape a fish?
Stranger: lol
You: I did not
Stranger: i wos raped
Stranger: maybe
You: because the bible forbids me to
Stranger: lol
Stranger: she wos my first
Stranger: never been wid any one else
You: not weird if you were just 18
Stranger: i suppose so
You: so, did you ever have coïtus with someone else without a relationship?
Stranger: am far from home
You: does that mean yes?
Stranger: never
You: well, I did, yesterday, with a plastic fish
Stranger: jst wid her only
Stranger: lol
You: you ever tried that?
Stranger: no but wid her clothes yea
You: it's amazing how you don't disconnect
Stranger: i dont have friends
You: ah, well, let the fish be your friends
Stranger: she dosent allow me to
You: they bit me once, and I bit back, and they were all dead
Stranger: go out alone anywhere
You: I love to bite fish
Stranger: lol
You: you ever bit a living fish?
Stranger: u funny
Stranger: no
You: I'm not, I'm being totally serious
You: I love to bite fish
Stranger: ic
You: you don't?
Stranger: no
You: you told me earlier you did like fish
Stranger: she bites me at times
You: but hey, go buy a mask man
Stranger: love bites
You: a red one
You: like bennt
You: or benny
Stranger: kool
You: he's a nice guy
You: he kill everyone
Stranger: wotever
You: I love benny and you but more my husband
Stranger: lol
You: I enjoy the joy of life with a cooking knife
Stranger: kool
You: masking is asking
You: you know it is
Stranger: tell me
You: like, if you buy a mask, you ask
You: awesome joke, isn't it?
Stranger: yea
You: good to hear someone likes it
You: my husband doesn't
Stranger: ic
Stranger: u have any kids
You: no
You: you?\
Stranger: she has 2 from ex
You: ah, how old?
Stranger: about my age too
You: haha
You: that''s a bit weird?
Stranger: is normal now
Stranger: may women are like her
You: I like tot see two men equal in age, they make me sound better than them
Stranger: i aint gay
You: I don't expect you to
You: I just wanted to express my artistic feelings
Stranger: kool
Stranger: ic
You: I am a bit nervous today
Stranger: why tell me
You: I am getting a job, but maybe not
Stranger: lol
You: it's a job as cleaner
Stranger: i c
Stranger: i wos a waiter
Stranger: when she met me
You: I am not
Stranger: ic
Stranger: wots your zodiac sign
You: I love you
You: but I have to leave now, meet me in the park allright?
Stranger: but u dont know me
Stranger: where
Stranger: when
You: tomorrow
You have disconnected.
Avove:
You: hastalastpasta
Stranger: wsup?
Stranger: ?
You: see avove
You: you feel me?
Stranger: avove
You: above
Stranger: im a little lost
You: hasta la pasta
Stranger: stop it, you're making me hungry
You: hasta la hungry stranger
You: hungry for yourself?
Stranger: ohh yeah
Stranger: cant get enough of it
You: I love you then
Stranger: please tell me you're not a man
You: you don't like men? so you're lesbian? or are you a man yourself? I am female and hope you are not lesbian
Stranger: there is only so much man love I can take in a day
You: see avove
Stranger: ahh, a man
You: how or are you then?
Stranger: how can I trust that you're not pretending
Stranger: i am
You: I am avove pretenders
You: above
Stranger: so where you from?
You: I am from holland
You: but how old are you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: yourself?
You: myself? you mean me? I'm not avove the age of 24, I am 17
You: above
Stranger: no im 24
You: I am 17
You: so not avove 24
Stranger: i can see
You: so, where are you from?
Stranger: Australia
You: is the size avove that of holland?
Stranger: im pretty sure it is
Stranger: so have you been up to much lately?
You: and is australia avove size than russia?
You: I have been to school
You: learning how to get my marks avove the average
Stranger: i remember school
You: you got avove the average mark?
You: maybe not avove mine
Stranger: sucking your teachers under the desk could help
You: not avove the desk?
Stranger: well if you like it that way, sure
Stranger: what's with the avove?
You: I like your typing style a lot
You: I love doint things avove somewhere
You: it means above
Stranger: so you like doing things avove?
You: q=w e=r=t=y=u=i=o==a=s=d=f=g=kl=lz=x=c= so v=b
Stranger: ?
You: avove what?
Stranger: are you a virgin still?
You: half
You: I once kissed a guy not avove
You: so below
Stranger: what do you mean half?
You: not the real thing
You: just the kissing not avove thing
Stranger: dry humping?
You: no
You: the kissing not avove
You: below
You: low
You: kissing the guy low
You: on his tube
Stranger: sucking the guy off you mean?
You: yes
You: kissing not avove
Stranger: you like it?
You: I like it sometimes
You: did you ever kiss a girl not avove?
Stranger: Yes, more then just kiss
Stranger: well im my case lick
You: ah, the not avove lick
You: we call it like that here
You: not avove
Stranger: Sounds like a nice way to put it
You: yes, not an avove-like arrogant way to put it
You: you know?
Stranger: I ****ed a girl not avove
Stranger: does that work?
You: no, it's just kissing
You: I once tried to rape a fish, nerd
You have disconnected.
You: nederlands?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: both, in a certain way, my husband is male
Stranger: lol
You: so, which are you?
Stranger: jst like my wife she wears the pants
You: I mean, are you a male of a female?
Stranger: i am male
You: good
You: so, how old are you?
Stranger: 21 she is 43
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am 28
Stranger: kool and he
You: 43? bit old for you isn't she? he's 32
Stranger: ic
Stranger: been wid her since 18
You: you were 18 and she was 40? that sounds awesomely weird
Stranger: well it jst happened
Stranger: she like young
You: and you like old
You: I like you
Stranger: u sound nice
Stranger: i am steve
Stranger: and you
You: I am kirtsty
Stranger: hi kirsty
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: yeah
You: so, do you like fish?
Stranger: i like prawns crabs she made me eat fish
Stranger: salmonds
You: I love fish, I think it's sad to kill it though
Stranger: well i dunno
Stranger: the bible is okay
You: so, did you ever rape a fish?
Stranger: lol
You: I did not
Stranger: i wos raped
Stranger: maybe
You: because the bible forbids me to
Stranger: lol
Stranger: she wos my first
Stranger: never been wid any one else
You: not weird if you were just 18
Stranger: i suppose so
You: so, did you ever have coïtus with someone else without a relationship?
Stranger: am far from home
You: does that mean yes?
Stranger: never
You: well, I did, yesterday, with a plastic fish
Stranger: jst wid her only
Stranger: lol
You: you ever tried that?
Stranger: no but wid her clothes yea
You: it's amazing how you don't disconnect
Stranger: i dont have friends
You: ah, well, let the fish be your friends
Stranger: she dosent allow me to
You: they bit me once, and I bit back, and they were all dead
Stranger: go out alone anywhere
You: I love to bite fish
Stranger: lol
You: you ever bit a living fish?
Stranger: u funny
Stranger: no
You: I'm not, I'm being totally serious
You: I love to bite fish
Stranger: ic
You: you don't?
Stranger: no
You: you told me earlier you did like fish
Stranger: she bites me at times
You: but hey, go buy a mask man
Stranger: love bites
You: a red one
You: like bennt
You: or benny
Stranger: kool
You: he's a nice guy
You: he kill everyone
Stranger: wotever
You: I love benny and you but more my husband
Stranger: lol
You: I enjoy the joy of life with a cooking knife
Stranger: kool
You: masking is asking
You: you know it is
Stranger: tell me
You: like, if you buy a mask, you ask
You: awesome joke, isn't it?
Stranger: yea
You: good to hear someone likes it
You: my husband doesn't
Stranger: ic
Stranger: u have any kids
You: no
You: you?\
Stranger: she has 2 from ex
You: ah, how old?
Stranger: about my age too
You: haha
You: that''s a bit weird?
Stranger: is normal now
Stranger: may women are like her
You: I like tot see two men equal in age, they make me sound better than them
Stranger: i aint gay
You: I don't expect you to
You: I just wanted to express my artistic feelings
Stranger: kool
Stranger: ic
You: I am a bit nervous today
Stranger: why tell me
You: I am getting a job, but maybe not
Stranger: lol
You: it's a job as cleaner
Stranger: i c
Stranger: i wos a waiter
Stranger: when she met me
You: I am not
Stranger: ic
Stranger: wots your zodiac sign
You: I love you
You: but I have to leave now, meet me in the park allright?
Stranger: but u dont know me
Stranger: where
Stranger: when
You: tomorrow
You have disconnected.
Avove:
You: hastalastpasta
Stranger: wsup?
Stranger: ?
You: see avove
You: you feel me?
Stranger: avove
You: above
Stranger: im a little lost
You: hasta la pasta
Stranger: stop it, you're making me hungry
You: hasta la hungry stranger
You: hungry for yourself?
Stranger: ohh yeah
Stranger: cant get enough of it
You: I love you then
Stranger: please tell me you're not a man
You: you don't like men? so you're lesbian? or are you a man yourself? I am female and hope you are not lesbian
Stranger: there is only so much man love I can take in a day
You: see avove
Stranger: ahh, a man
You: how or are you then?
Stranger: how can I trust that you're not pretending
Stranger: i am
You: I am avove pretenders
You: above
Stranger: so where you from?
You: I am from holland
You: but how old are you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: yourself?
You: myself? you mean me? I'm not avove the age of 24, I am 17
You: above
Stranger: no im 24
You: I am 17
You: so not avove 24
Stranger: i can see
You: so, where are you from?
Stranger: Australia
You: is the size avove that of holland?
Stranger: im pretty sure it is
Stranger: so have you been up to much lately?
You: and is australia avove size than russia?
You: I have been to school
You: learning how to get my marks avove the average
Stranger: i remember school
You: you got avove the average mark?
You: maybe not avove mine
Stranger: sucking your teachers under the desk could help
You: not avove the desk?
Stranger: well if you like it that way, sure
Stranger: what's with the avove?
You: I like your typing style a lot
You: I love doint things avove somewhere
You: it means above
Stranger: so you like doing things avove?
You: q=w e=r=t=y=u=i=o==a=s=d=f=g=kl=lz=x=c= so v=b
Stranger: ?
You: avove what?
Stranger: are you a virgin still?
You: half
You: I once kissed a guy not avove
You: so below
Stranger: what do you mean half?
You: not the real thing
You: just the kissing not avove thing
Stranger: dry humping?
You: no
You: the kissing not avove
You: below
You: low
You: kissing the guy low
You: on his tube
Stranger: sucking the guy off you mean?
You: yes
You: kissing not avove
Stranger: you like it?
You: I like it sometimes
You: did you ever kiss a girl not avove?
Stranger: Yes, more then just kiss
Stranger: well im my case lick
You: ah, the not avove lick
You: we call it like that here
You: not avove
Stranger: Sounds like a nice way to put it
You: yes, not an avove-like arrogant way to put it
You: you know?
Stranger: I ****ed a girl not avove
Stranger: does that work?
You: no, it's just kissing
You: I once tried to rape a fish, nerd
You have disconnected.
Laatst bewerkt:
j/k
