Jackpot!
A Siberian killer was going to murder one person, but it turned out that he scored three! He had been hired to kill a relative of his brother’s murderer,
so he did the manly thing and iced the murderer’s mom (who had just stuck her child out on the balcony). Then, in order to cover up his footsteps, he smoked the taxi driver who took him there. But wait, what about the guy who paid him to make the hit? Bye-bye! Then our murderer did a little math, and realized he’d have to unleash a massive nuclear winter to kill every potential witness, including himself, just to keep from getting caught. He was arrested on his way to Gorky-9
