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You: Mmm, I wanna do a piercing in my clit .. one of my friends has one and it makes here hotter
Stranger: how does it make her hotter? :p
You: To rip up skin .. the thoughts of that :o
You: If she touch the piercing in here clit she nearly comes she says :p
Stranger: haha, wow
Stranger: that would be something =p
You: she's always horny .. she even wanted to make out with me
Stranger: now thats hot! :)
You: Well we had our fun with the tongue but that's all :p
Stranger: rawr ;)
Stranger: do you have any pics of yourself? I'm really intrested in how you look at this point :p
You: :P you ever make out with a guy
Stranger: no, well once
Stranger: but that was a truth or dare thing
Stranger: and i was some time ago
Stranger: and it wasnt that good i must say
You: hehehe, i dont think guys love it that much :p
Stranger: i think girls know more what girls want aswell
You: I have a pic of mine of last summer at the Dirty Dancing contest in Amsterdam .. wait I'll upload it
Stranger: men dont talk about that stuff at all
You: Yeah thats true
Stranger: oh, ok ^^^
You: This one is from last year so :p
Stranger: no problem, just want a idea about how you look =)
You: and it was for the dirty dancing contest so we needed to be naughty =p
You: http://i43.tinypic.com/vpeu1j.jpg
Stranger: is that really you? :o
You: I dont have my trybal tattoo overthere
Stranger: you look amazing i must say
You: I made that 3 months ago
You: Ahh, thank you :$
Stranger: got any more? eye candy ;D
Stranger: im nowhere near your league, haha
Stranger: i think atleast
You: Mmm, noo .. i'm not that much on the computer
You: i have photos om my camera
Stranger: oh, ok. no worries :p
You: =)
You: You got a photo :p
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dont want to link that now!
You: How come :P
You: Your shy ?
Stranger: well, not really
You: what than :P ..
Stranger: lemme see if i have any good ones then
Stranger: xD
You: hihih :P
You: You ever have danced before :p
Stranger: i must say dancing have never been my thing
Stranger: but i would love to be able to dance good
You: I could teach you hhihihi :p
Stranger: haha, now that would be awesome
Stranger: =D
You: hehehee, do you headbang allot :P
Stranger: i do
Stranger: thats why i love my long hair
Stranger: =)
You: So true, nice headbanging :p
You: I sometimes do it when I listen to rock :p
Stranger: it makes your adrenaline rush
Stranger: which enhance the music experience :p
Stranger: i think
Stranger: atleast for me
Stranger: i've only got 2 pictures
Stranger: and they are both quite old
Stranger: but i hope they'll do
You: no problem
 
you: hi
stranger: hellow
you: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
stranger: what?????
you: i cast Lvl3 Eroticism, you turn into a real beautiful woman
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Stranger: i hope you excuse me but i tend to do silly faces on most of my pics
Stranger: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m89/Gorthor_WoW/C27FF516-25A7-43CD-8F32-2B00D570E23.jpg
You: i love japan
Stranger: thats when i had just cut a mohawk xD
Stranger: yeah, japan is cool
Stranger: another place that would be cool to live in
You: ahhhh that's sooo coool :p
Stranger: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m89/Gorthor_WoW/DSC00370.jpg
Stranger: the other pic
Stranger: also old so i have way longer hair
You: like a model
Stranger: >_>
You: =) your nice
Stranger: you're just saying that
 
bascross zei:
You: did you ever had coïtus with a woman?
Stranger: You callin' me a lesbian?
Stranger: But yeah --a couple times
You: no, it's just a question
You: ah, nice
You: that would make you a girl
You: can i see your vagina?
You: please
Stranger: Only if you answer a couple questions:
Stranger: One: Do you have a weapon penis
Stranger: Two: Can I use you as a molotov
Stranger: Three: Will you flirt with my Canadian Boyfriend
You: one: i can shoot bullets with my penis
You: two: i eat molotovs for breakfast
You: three: i will **** him
Stranger: Excellent!
Stranger: *shows you her vagina*
You: where are you from
Stranger: The internet! I said that already
You: i would like to see your vigina without a 20 inch screen in front of me
Stranger: Ohmy, twenty inches?
Stranger: Yum!
You: yes
You: it's amazing
You: biggest screen i ever had
Stranger: Woww
Stranger: I love a guy with a big...screen
You: damn, we should meet
You: we would be a great couple and have great coïtus
Stranger: I'm sure we would be
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Haha ik praat nog steeds met deze, ****ing grappig. :roflol:
 
hahaha ik zit nu met 1 van Ellegirl forum te praten via deze site xD

ik ga ff kijken of ik der msn enzo kan regelen.
 
You: how can i contact you to set a meeting?
Stranger: You shall have to defeat the boss of the internet
Stranger: He kidnaped me
You: damn, where does he hide you?
Stranger: In here
You: where's here?
Stranger: Omegle!
You: and where's your boss located?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: He left me here
Stranger: Trapped
You: how can i defeat your boss?
You: with my bullet shooting penis?
Stranger: Yes!
You: oke, great
You: i only have to find your boss to find you
Stranger: Okay!
You: sounds like alot of work, but you're worth it
Stranger: Look hard!
Stranger: Aww, thanks!

Nog een stukje.
 
Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: how are the kids?
You: locked up in the basement.
You: but they're fine
You: I think
Stranger: are u teaching them a lesson?
You: Yes and hard
Stranger: damn kids. think theyre the boss
You: yeah I know.
You: haven't seen sunlight in years and still have a big mouth
You: that's part my fold too
Stranger: have u tried beating them?
You: doesn't work, they like that
Stranger: oh god u just have horrible children

:o

You: how bout yours ?
Stranger: theyre a pain in the ass. little jackie is pregnant
Stranger: shes 11
Stranger: ****ing ho
You: did you get the money or did he run away ?

Stranger: the bastard ran. she thought he "loved" her. i tried tracking him down but hes gone
You: do you know you're actually looking for yourself ?
Stranger: shhh nobody can know
Stranger: its between u and me

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Ronniej zei:
Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: how are the kids?
You: locked up in the basement.
You: but they're fine
You: I think
Stranger: are u teaching them a lesson?
You: Yes and hard
Stranger: damn kids. think theyre the boss
You: yeah I know.
You: haven't seen sunlight in years and still have a big mouth
You: that's part my fold too
Stranger: have u tried beating them?
You: doesn't work, they like that
Stranger: oh god u just have horrible children

:o

You: how bout yours ?
Stranger: theyre a pain in the ass. little jackie is pregnant
Stranger: shes 11
Stranger: ****ing ho
You: did you get the money or did he run away ?

Stranger: the bastard ran. she thought he "loved" her. i tried tracking him down but hes gone
You: do you know you're actually looking for yourself ?
Stranger: shhh nobody can know
Stranger: its between u and me

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:roflol: geniaal!
 
You: thanks to you also
You: great story
You: from the internet and your internetboss
You: i will tell you something
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: Yeah?
You: even if you would be a boy
You: i would like to meet you
Stranger: I'm glad to know
You: i have to tell you onething more
You: over about 50 years i'm sitting in my chair, thinking about this conversation
You: and ask myself the question
You: did she ever escaped from the internetboss?
You: what can i tell myself then?
Stranger: I'm a pretty strong girl
Stranger: I'll escape
Stranger: Thank you, and have a good life

En weg was ze. :(
 
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Stranger: hello
You: welcome
Stranger: where are you?
You: i dunno
You: where the **** am i?
Stranger: that must be confusing
Stranger: is it dark?
You: yup
Stranger: can you smell anything?
You: it smells like urine and peanut butter in here
Stranger: are you sure you're not in my kitchen?
You: give me a sign to confirm that
You: im scared
Stranger: no need to be scared. that noise is only the tumble dryer
Stranger: or the rats
You: it sounds like a donkey getting his ass raped
Stranger: ah, then thats not my kitchen
You: damnit
Stranger: my dryer sounds like a cow getting its ass raped
Stranger: very different tone
You: yup, this is definitely a donkey
Stranger: not a mule?
You: nah
You: its a very distinct sound
Stranger: I bow to your knowledge of beasts of burden..
You: its what i do..
Stranger: nice work if you can get it
You: they dont just take anyone
You: im sure u can imagine
Stranger: I'm trying to
Stranger: yep, I think I can imagine
Stranger: *just*
Stranger: does it pay well?
You: its charity work
Stranger: very noble
You: what do you do for a living?
You: the animals provide me with everything i need, so i dont have an income..
Stranger: I'm a pirate
Stranger: but someone stole my boat
You: my brother is a pirate
Stranger: and I live inland
You: he told me this morning he found a new boat
You: out on the dry
Stranger: to be honest, I think I took duff advice from the careers advisor at school
You: i think ur right, u should think about becoming a ninja
Stranger: No, can't be a ninja. I don't like early mornings
Stranger: a lot of early mornings ninja-ing
You: ninja's operate at night
Stranger: do they?
You: they sleep during the day
Stranger: well thats worse
Stranger: nocturnal..
You: aye
Stranger: do they hibernate too?
You: no doubt
You: its a tough life
You: they need to recharge once in a while
Stranger: Does that pay well I wonder..
You: it does
Stranger: whats the career path for a ninja?
You: all ninja are part of a secret millionair society
Stranger: CEO of Ninja Inc?
You: you are not supposed to know of this!
You: who are you?!
Stranger: Elvis
Stranger: uh-huh, thangew very much
You: so my suspicions were right
Stranger: blown my cover haven't I?
You: what have you done with 2pac?!
Stranger: all those years I spent working in a chippy keeping my head down...
You: I am L
Stranger: 2pac is in the cellar with Glen Miller
Stranger: hello L
Stranger: I am P
You: Peter Pettigrew?
Stranger: no
Stranger: guess again
You: Peoples Hernandez?
Stranger: No no thats not me at all, no definitely not me no. Not me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: honest
Stranger: Are you Liza Minelli?
Stranger: Lance Percival?
Stranger: Leo Sayer?
You: your efforts are in vain
Stranger: Lucille Ball?
Stranger: Lala teletubbie?
You: closest so far
You: but still way off
Stranger: Lillian Gish?
You: what are you thinking?
You: are you drunk?
Stranger: I wish I had chocolate.
You: ur a chick?
Stranger: No, I always type like this
You: dudes dont crave for chocolate
Stranger: This one does
You: or do you want to lure chicks to ur house with the chocolate?
You: that might work
Stranger: no
Stranger: that would mean *sharing* the chocolate
Stranger: that would not work
You: chicks do anything for chocolate
You: expecially when they're on their period
Stranger: this is true
Stranger: theres an image
Stranger: they're likely to kill too
Stranger: are you drunk?
You: always
You: i cant think straight when im sober
Stranger: you're thinking straight now?
You: absolutely
You: im solving a case remeber?
You: ur the prime suspect
Stranger: ah
You: this is an interrogation
Stranger: right
Stranger: is it going well?
You: you will answer my questions
Stranger: whats the charge?
You: i have yet to figure that out
Stranger: good luck with that then
You: the investigation is still at an early stage
Stranger: it is isn't it?
You: but not for long
Stranger: well no, the early stage is fast receding
You: that is classified information
Stranger: classified as what? "fluffy"?
Stranger: "moist"?
Stranger: "German"?
You: as 'not for you to know'
Stranger: who do you work for?
You: im a private I
Stranger: but who has asked you to investigate?
Stranger: PI's get employed, you can't go off investigating ad hoc
You: dont tell me what i can or connot do
You: i have never failed on a case
You: never
Stranger: "Oh look, there's a bench, I'll investigate..."
You: you're damn right i will
Stranger: thats no way to run a business is it?
You: how do you know?
You: i drive a bentley, u?
Stranger: well where's the profit?
Stranger: I have bike and its broken
You: have you noticed anything suspicious on the night it happened?
Stranger: yes, yes I did
You: tell me now
Stranger: there were lights in the sky
Stranger: and a smell of toast
Stranger: and I thought the radio was broken but it was just jazz
You: somethings not right here..
You: this whole thing smells fishy if u ask me
Stranger: not not fish
Stranger: toast
Stranger: burnt bread maybe
You: where did the smell come from?
Stranger: Belgium
You: why am i not surprised
Stranger: its horrible when that happens
Stranger: bloody Belgium
You: they're a horrible people
You: you dont live there do you?
Stranger: Belgians only have one eye- the second is a fake
You: i am aware of that
Stranger: no I don't- do you?
You: almost
You: i share borders with them
Stranger: oh how awful!
You: yes, yes
Stranger: I wouldn't share borders with them
Stranger: they'd use them more often than you
Stranger: then they'd wear them out
Stranger: not replace them either
Stranger: bastards
You: on windy nights the smells sometimes comes over
Stranger: inconsiderate of them
You: all because the bastards sleep with their windows open
Stranger: Audrey Hepburn was one of them
Stranger: And Pol Pot
You: i killed pol pot
Stranger: Khmer Rouge started in Brussels
Stranger: what with?
Stranger: NOW who's the criminal eh?
You: i had the honor of bringing him to justice
You: he had it coming
Stranger: did you kill Audrey too?
Stranger: she had it coming too
Stranger: fat cow
You: unfortunately not
You: someone got ahead of me
Stranger: well there were a lot of people competing at the end
You: and since when is it a crime to kill/molest/torture anything from belgian descent?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: true
Stranger: Belgium is the worlds game park
You: belgium is earths very own mordor
Stranger: Belgium doesn't actually exist
Stranger: nobody has actually been there
You: thats what you think
Stranger: Hitler stole it
You: i have seen it with my very own eyes
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: what you saw was a big fresco
You: it still haunts my dreams
You: same thing
Stranger: not really- the space Belgium occupied is there
You: what an idiotic remark
Stranger: surrounded by a big fence
Stranger: which one of the above was idiotic?
You: it would be bad if there wasn't a fence
Stranger: its all true
Stranger: its a high fence
Stranger: painted to look like Belgium
You: thats what they make you believe
You: but in reality
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: (reality is not what its cracked up to be by the way)
You: proven once again by this very conversation
You: but as i was saying
Stranger: true
Stranger: speakwrite
You: you must listen very carefully now
Stranger: all I can hear is a cow being ass raped. Or my dryer
You: what you are about to hear is something not to be taken lightly
Stranger: are you going to burst forth with great wisdom?
You: as a matter of fact
You: it will be the most important thing you will ever hear
Stranger: I am all agog
Stranger: crumbs
Stranger: go on
You: an astounishing statement of life changing proportions
Stranger: where I lost my car keys that time?
You: i have to go to bed now, sorry
You: it's getting late
Stranger: arse
Stranger: ah well
Stranger: I'll muddle along
Stranger: it is late
You: ur english arent you?
Stranger: yeeeeeessss
You: i have come to this conclusion because of my epic detective skills
Stranger: Is it the bowler hat and God Save The Queen playing loudly in the background?
Stranger: my detective skills said you weren't English
Stranger: you say 'ass'. We say arse
You: thats all?
Stranger: thats pretty much the sum of the conversation in England
Stranger: arse arse arse arse arse
Stranger: and the weather
Stranger: which is also arse
You: i noticed when half of scotland invaded our country last week
Stranger: scots are mental.
You: they all wore kilts
Stranger: they wear kilts so they can piss everywhere easier
You: is it possible that im in scotland then?
You: are scots fond of peanut butter?
Stranger: scots are fond of peanut butter if its someone elses
Stranger: they are all criminals
Stranger: like Belgians
You: they must have kidnapped me and took me to their evil lair
Stranger: I've been there
You: how did you get out?
Stranger: by train
Stranger: the evil lair had a station
You: they have such advanced technology?
You: surely not..
Stranger: well we put it all in for them
Stranger: and paid for it
Stranger: you're in Holland aren't you?
You: bravo
Stranger: I am very clever
Stranger: did I mention that?
Stranger: I usually do...
You: i could tell
Stranger: most people can
You: all pirates are intelligent after all
You: i mean
You: have you ever seen a pirate with an IQ below 130, i think not
Stranger: got to be- there's entranc exams and everything
Stranger: well anyway
Stranger: good luck with the case, I'm sure you'll crack it
Stranger: Well I am going to log off...
You: okay
You: good evening to you sir
Stranger: and you sir
Stranger: its been interesting
You: i will contact you about the case as soon as i have new information
Stranger: I shall maintain radio silence
Stranger: in case any bloody Belgians are onto us
You: you should
You: its not safe for you
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: cheerio!
You: Farewell
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bascross zei:
You: thanks to you also
You: great story
You: from the internet and your internetboss
You: i will tell you something
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: Yeah?
You: even if you would be a boy
You: i would like to meet you
Stranger: I'm glad to know
You: i have to tell you onething more
You: over about 50 years i'm sitting in my chair, thinking about this conversation
You: and ask myself the question
You: did she ever escaped from the internetboss?
You: what can i tell myself then?
Stranger: I'm a pretty strong girl
Stranger: I'll escape
Stranger: Thank you, and have a good life

En weg was ze. :(
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:roflol: geniaal dit.
 
:roflol:
 
Laatst bewerkt:
You: hi stranger
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: what are ya buyin'?
You: i'm buyin a bigmac and a large coke
 
Stranger: hi
You: bring the shizzle
You: where you from
Stranger: aw 4 sho ma nizzle
Stranger: miami
Stranger: 305
Stranger: yayoo land
You: miami sucks, true?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no where u from?
You: i'm on top of the world, Belgium
Stranger: hahaahahahahahahaha
Stranger: aahahahahahaha
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: now dat sucks!!
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tranger: Hi Stranger
You: No i'm you
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k*t :(
 
Vind het maar verslavend. :(
 
hahahahaha super!

You: oee finland
Stranger: u?;)
You: the land of the heavy metal
Stranger: yes!!!!!!
You: ;)
Stranger: where are u from?
You: belgium
Stranger: ok:>
You: sabaton, hammerfall...
You: you know them?
Stranger: yes
You: the poodles
Stranger: no..
You: what other bands you know then?
You: in that genre
Stranger: nothing;D
You: haha
You: ok then
Stranger: haha
You: no fan of hardrock?
You: naah you are 65 years old
Stranger: no;) i only like britney spears etc
You: hahaha
You: nothing for me
You: britney sucks
You: lol
Stranger: how old are you
You: 23
Stranger: no!!
Stranger: cool
You: britney sucks
You: no comments :)
Stranger: you´re wrong
You: britney sucks and i hope she swallows too
Stranger: omg.. you´re hurting my feelings...i have to go..;(
You: but honey
You: that's allright
You: she's a blonde women
Stranger: ;-< BYE!1111111111


die vrouw was 65 jaar haha!
 
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