Praten met volslagen strangers

[rivelino]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi...
You: hi
Stranger: favorite band, book, or movie?
You: lol
You: why?
Stranger: you can tell a lot about a person by what they like...just making conversation
You: oh
You: i dont have a tv
You: i dont read
You: and i dont listen music
Stranger: ok...what do you do then?
You: im a actor
Stranger: and you don't have a tv...interesting
You: yess
You: right
Stranger: what kind of acting?
You: soap
Stranger: do you like it?
You: yes
Stranger: where do you live?
You: im famous in my country
You: holland
Stranger: cool...do you have any other hobbies?
You: yes
You: singing
Stranger: you sing, but don't listen to music? How do you know what to sing?
You: i dont listen to my own music
Stranger: what do you listen to?
You: to nothing
Stranger: what kind of music do you sing?
You: pop
Stranger: alright...take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Anoniem_88]

Stranger: 16, and you?
You: 20
You: female ?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yes
You: ok
Stranger: but you old man
Stranger: not good
You: weet je wat, je moeder KANKER h**r

 

[Loo]

wat een tijdverspilling deze site zeg.

 

[Anoniem_88]

wat een tijdverspilling deze site zeg.

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Klopt, wat was je trouwens aan het doen?

 

[Tractortje]

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[Voorarm]

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Sure.

 

[Tractortje]

check eerdere pics uit het topic dan joh beunhaas

 

[Pumped]

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die heb je via die site gefixxt wil je zeggen?

 

[Voorarm]

check eerdere pics uit het topic dan joh beunhaas

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Deze?

 

[Tractortje]

het zou wel een te erge epic fail zijn om die shit te faken, om e-rep te fixen bij mn e-matties. jwtz.

ik heb haar ontmoet op die site ja.

 

[Pumped]

het zou wel een te erge epic fail zijn om die shit te faken, om e-rep te fixen bij mn e-matties. jwtz.

ik heb haar ontmoet op die site ja.

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true, maar dit blijft dbb he..

damn zieke catch. Zou je niet verwachten zulke chicks die daar rondhangen.

 

[Mikeh18]

Inderdaad. Goed bezig Tractortje, respect. Goede webcamshowtjes wel opnemen he.

 

[Voorarm]

Ah, de eerdere pics gezien. Dat zou je idd niet verwachten nee.

 

[Phenochef]

Op dit uur enkel Braziliaanse homo's en die wijven uit de USA zijn ****ing slaapverwekkend .

 

[Voorarm]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: f/m?
Stranger: f
You: 25/m/holland
You: you?
Stranger: 19/f/USA
Stranger: what are you up to tonight?
You: it's 2:41 here The only thing I've got left to do is listen to some music and SLEEP. You?
Stranger: to be honest
Stranger: i'm kinda horny, looking for someone cool to talk to
You: allright, you have msn?
Stranger: can't we talk on here?
You: can we talk on msn?
Stranger: i dont have MSN
You: allright
You: so, what would you do if you were right here?
Stranger: i donno, depends on what you look like
You: let me look for a pic
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i'll find a nice one for you
Stranger: keep in mind the more revealing your pic is the more revealing mine will be
You: nice
You: This is my superdudes account: [Link niet meer beschikbaar]
You: hope the last pic is revealing enough
Stranger: never heard of superdudes
You: it's dutch
Stranger: nice abs ;-)
You: thanks
Stranger: [Link niet meer beschikbaar]
Stranger: i should've warned you i'm a little chubby
You: wow, nice, but how do I know it's really you on the pic?
Stranger: i guess you just have to trust me
You: I don't have a problem with that

Goor.

 

[Voorarm]

You: I don't have a problem with that
Stranger: so whats up
You: I would be nice to you if I knew you
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: I would like to know you in real life, that's what I mean
Stranger: i see
Stranger: have you ever seen a webcam show?
You: no
Stranger: i'm gonna be honest with you, i do private webcame shows
Stranger: to make some extra money on the side
You: you know paul de leeuw? he's a hero

 

[CoD]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Lets have
Stranger: a competition
Stranger: to see
Stranger: who will disconnect
Stranger: first
Stranger: GO!
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: Disco
Stranger: Disco Who?
You: Disconnect
You have disconnected.

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Dat van die knock knock was wel een goede uit dit topic

 

[Enzonn]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild RATATTA appears!
Stranger: I choose you, Pikachu!
You: Foe RATATTA uses solar beam!
Stranger: Pikachu uses lightning bolt!
You: But it missed...
Stranger: Pikachu uses aura beam!
You: A critical hit!
You: RATATTA uses turkey slap!
Stranger: But it missed...
You: No it didn't.
Stranger: Pikachu uses lightning bolt!
You: No he didn't.
You: Foe RATATTA uses rape!
Stranger: Pikachu screams!
You: Pikachu is RAPED AS bru!
Stranger: Pikachu calls 911!
You: Pikachu had no credit!
Stranger: Pikachu asks Ash for help!
You: In Palet Town it costs $3.50 pm to call 911!
Stranger: Oh dear!
You: Ash was gay!
Stranger: Well, I guess Pikachu doesn't get to evolve.
You: Ash didn't have any money so 911 sued him!
Stranger: Ok, ok.
Stranger: Haha, I must admit- that was creative =]
You: The cops arrested Ash and took him to the police station after raping him and letting him swallow 26 cum shots!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Haha geweldige site

 

[DrWho]

DeadwoodsT...

You: Hello stranger

Stranger: hi

You: I've seen your name before

Stranger: you are joking

You: No I'm not

Stranger: how old

Stranger: are you？

You: 25

You: What is your age?

Stranger: 21

You: Cool

You: where you from?

Stranger: china

You: Far far away

You: I'm in Belgium

Stranger: which country?

You: Don't really like you chinese c**ksuckers that much

You have disconnected.

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[AdHoc]

konker, kom net iemmand van ellegirl tegen

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Heb gisterenavond ook met een dame van dat forum gechat, was zeer geslaagd