MuscleMeat

Praten met volslagen strangers

Stranger: Hello Sir/Madam
You: i'm luppie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

Luppie valt niet in de smaak op omegle.
 
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Stranger: NI HAO
Stranger: cao ni ma 2 ci
You: tjong wai hing
You: foe jong hai
Stranger: WO QIONG
You: hoi dong bai?
Stranger: CAONIMA a dong
You: fong dong
You: wai tang cha
Stranger: xixitesuanle
Stranger: meiyaojiule
You: bong
You: hai
You: cha wa pong
Stranger: caonima
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kan iemand het gesprek voor me vertalen?:roflol:
 
Stranger: Hello Sir/Madam
You: i'm luppie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

Luppie valt niet in de smaak op omegle.

Klopt als je 10 pagina's terugleest snap je waarom:roflol:

Ik heb me als dakloze voorgedaan op omegle, bij een aantal mensen. Met de naam luppie ludwig.
 
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Stranger: Hello Sir/Madam
You: i'm luppie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.'

Luppie valt niet in de smaak op omegle.

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You: im luppie

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idd niet nee

Stranger: hi

You: im luppie

You: you gonna get raped

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:
 
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You: haslo
Stranger: oslo
You: jacklo
Stranger: slomo
You: homo
Stranger: frodo?
You: yeah
You: he's homo
Stranger: absolutely!
 
net een gesprek met 1 of andere mafkees


Stranger: awooga

You: i have free candy in my van

Stranger: where's it parked?

You: on the parking lot over there

You: just jump in the back

Stranger: fantastic

You: you just got pedobear'd

Stranger: exciting

You: rape

Stranger: do i get a felching with that?

You: u can get anal with the rape

Stranger: most rapists offer that as standard

Stranger: poor show old chap

You: u have much experience?

Stranger: a bit

Stranger: i was raper of the year

Stranger: 67-84

You: nice

You: 2008?

Stranger: no, i hung up my rohypnol in the early 90s

You: i see

You: a man cannot rape on forever

Stranger: that is the paradigm we live in

Stranger: a sad state of affairs

Stranger: i blame the blacks

You: blame my mother

You: i always do

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i also blame; ade akinbyi

Stranger: carlton cole

Stranger: and paul parker

You: parasites of society they are

Stranger: disgusting wastes of DNA

You: so very true

Stranger: are you familiar with the work of harold shipman?

You: no

You: enlighten me

Stranger: Britain's greatest ever serial killer

Stranger: over 250 + deaths

Stranger: and counting

Stranger: Dr. Death

Stranger: bit of a legend

You: and counting you say?

Stranger: well, he killed himself in jail

Stranger: but they keep discovering more

You: i see

Stranger: old women were his bread and butter

You: i am going to google this man

You: very interesting

Stranger: he's a top bloke to be fair

Stranger: only killed the defenceless and vulnerable

Stranger: evolution in action

You: thats the way its supposed to be

Stranger: other british legends include fred west

Stranger: who raped and killed pretty much everyone he ever met

Stranger: and then buried them under his patio

Stranger: and Peter Sutcliffe

Stranger: the yorkshire ripper

You: i see

Stranger: heroes to a man

You: they sound like true legends

Stranger: misunderstood by "society"

Stranger: but **** society

Stranger: which is incidently what fred west tried to do

You: i very much agree

Stranger: May Fred West be with you, always

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Dit gaat echt he-le-maal nergens over! :roflol:
Morgen ff een kijkje nemen op die site.
 
Stranger: Hi, my name is Brad. I'm 25 years old and I have an addiction to have anal coïtus with unsuspecting females.
You: nice, my name is luppie
You: i am a homeless guy who loves to be ****ed in the arse
Stranger: luppie?
You: by males named Brad.
Stranger: good for you queer
 
Wanneer kom ik eens iemand van dbb tegen? :roflol:
 
Ik praat met een duitser die zegt aan bb te doen.
 
Ik weet zeker dat het iemand van dbb is:roflol:

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You: hi
Stranger: hi how are ya
You: fine
You: you
Stranger: ok, asl?
You: why?
You: it's
You: disconnected
You: all the time
You: a lot of people are lying
Stranger: ofcourse
You: so
You: if i tell i'm
You: 21
Stranger: well ok, no asl then
You: ya dont know if i tell the truth
You: but i'm
You: 21
You: female
You: italy
You: u
Stranger: 23 m the netherlands
You: okay
You: what's your name
Stranger: steve
Stranger: urs?
You: graziella
Stranger: unusual name, cool
You: it's italian;)
Stranger: has it an special explanation/ meaning?
You: not that i know
Stranger: maybe it was a local saint or so
You: The story of Graziella is a love story
You: good novel
Stranger: ok, im not familiar with the story
You: okay
You: it's popular in italy & france
You: which forum brought u here?
Stranger: i read an article on msn abt this site
You: okay
You: a lot of brazilian people are here
Stranger: didn't noticed yet
You: where are u from
You: amsterdam?
Stranger: the hague
You: oh okay
You: never been there
Stranger: but u've been in amsterdam before?
You: yes
You: 2 times
Stranger: and?
You: it's great there
Stranger: how come?
You: fun people
Stranger: that's true
You: do you have a picture?
Stranger: i must have somewhere why?
You: let me see;)
Stranger: sure, how to do so?
You: you can put a link down here
Stranger: i don't have pic's online
You: o
You: i dont mind
You: do you have a girlfriend
Stranger: not anymore
You: why?
Stranger: two months ago we broke up
You: okay
You: u cheated on her?
Stranger: nope; age differences and differences in lifestyle
You: okay
You: she was 16 years or something?
Stranger: she was 27
You: oooh
Stranger: lol
You: i see
You: do you like geert wilders?
Stranger: not really
You: okay
Stranger: do u like berlusconi?
You: yes
Stranger: how come?
You: he's clever
Stranger: clever he surely is
You: yes
You: what kind of girls do you like
Stranger: authentic girls, independent, and with the biggest smile can imagine
You: okay
Stranger: what do u like?
You: ik zal je tijd niet meer verdoen ouwe
You: [Link niet meer beschikbaar]
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You have disconnected.
 
opeens een wijf op msn zegt ze ''heb je msn van omegle''
maar ik geef nooit me echt msn :roflol: wtf
 
Haha. echt lache dit!

Stranger: hello?
You: Hey, I'm 24yo alpha male, and you?
Stranger: 19 female
You: whats your name? where from?
Stranger: vanessa and im from spain
Stranger: how about you?=
You: ^^
You: Marc from The Netherlands
Stranger: oh thats nice
Stranger: do u have a picture?
You: thanks. so, whats on your mind?
Stranger: you are on my mind
You: yes I have. you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im naked on my picture
Stranger: are u?
You: sure !
Stranger: send me yours first
You: hang on
You: uploading
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u done?
Stranger: hello?
You: no, its in a hidden map
Stranger: ?
You: have to wait
Stranger: how long?
You: you have your pic ready?
You: not long ^^
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
You: found i
Stranger: cant wait! ;D
You: you ready!
You: http://i41.tinypic.com/xnxcmc.jpg
You: now show me yours!
Stranger: get ready =P
Stranger: [Link niet meer beschikbaar]
You: hihi=D
Stranger: =)
Stranger: i´ll brb
Stranger: im back
Stranger: well i have to go
Stranger: nice meeting you <3

:roflol:
 
Bij mij gaan ze steeds weg na 3 zinnen?
 
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you?
You: i'm here
You: where are you ?
You: I bet you're here overthere too

Het is al weer laat.
 
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Stranger: hii
You: hey, are you a hot chick?
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Use ''I'm a E-playa so I warn you, give me your myspace/msn whatever now, because it will save you time''

:D
 
Ik praat weer met een nederlander, iemand van 4chan. ^^
 
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