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Praten met volslagen strangers

You: hello, you better not be from Finland
Stranger: no
You: nice
Stranger: close
You: where are you from?
You: nooo sweden/
Stranger: belgium
You: ok
You: better
You: male or female?
Stranger: male
You: en hoe ben je aan dit programma gekomen?
You: dbb?
Stranger: heh
Stranger: via forum
You: dbb?
You: welk forum
Stranger: lachen :p
Stranger: 9lives
You: is dat een kattenforum?
Stranger: nee game
Stranger: haha
Stranger: idd silly name
You: ben je ook aant e-playen? XD
You: btw hoe oud ben je?
Stranger: bwa eens zien wat er hier rondhangt
Stranger: 22
You: okee
You: valt niet tegen moet ik zeggen :p
You: btw ik heb nog een goede grap
Stranger: jij uit?
Stranger: zegns
You: waarom je zeker moet lachen
You: speel mee
You: knock knock
Stranger: wie is daar
You: disco
Stranger: bal
Stranger: :o
You: no
You: disco
Stranger: time
You: no
You: disco
Stranger: geen id sry :p
You: disconnect
You have disconnected

Zie hier op 9lives forum het volgende bericht

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Stranger: en hoe ben je aan dit programma gekomen?
Stranger: dbb?
You: heh
You: via forum
Stranger: dbb?
Stranger: welk forum
You: lachen
You: 9lives
Stranger: is dat een kattenforum?

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^^ heel lang gesprek mee.
 
nice niet eens msn?
 
Haha, zij loopt sowieso te faken, ik vraag altijd naar meerdere foto's, hyves, msn, ofzo.
 

HAHA nu wel, zei gewoon dat ze me maar moest toevoegen! en wat zie ik net, wollaaaaaaa en deze was gewaagd want ik ga me echt msn. :roflol: pfff drama
nummer 8 iig.

Florida
Tiffany
18

Ik begon het gesprek met me E-playa zin :roflol:

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begin gesprek
Stranger: hii
You: I'm a E-playa so I warn you, give me your myspace/msn whatever now if you are a girl, because it will save you time
You: ^^
Stranger: hahaha.
You: Just kidding
You: i think
You: how are you
Stranger: lol. pretty good....
Stranger: bored as hell
Stranger: u?
You: If my balls still had sperm in them for this day I would be jacking-off right now, but they're empty as ****, so i'm bored 2
 
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damn ronnie, jij ontzettende e-playa
je zou een boek moeten schrijven man! :P
 
Schitterend:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: hows life
Stranger: Sucks...im away to jump off a bridge...hows life with you?
You: good
You: because i love people that jump of bridges
You: or in front of trains
Stranger: THANKS ****HEAD
Stranger: Ramsay Eachan Mackinnon is my name
You: Ok
You: tell me the problem Ramsay
Stranger: You're ****ing nuts
You: no
Stranger: Do you like my name? Tell me your honest opinion
You: Sure , aint a bad name
You: y?
Stranger: Im jumping
You: ok
You: Good landing
You: ....
Stranger: I DIDNT ****ING LAND
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:
 
You: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 16, girl, brazil. and u?
You: 19/male/holland :)
Stranger: cool :)
You: So, how was your day? :D
Stranger: normal, nothing really interesting happen
Stranger: and yours?
You: same here, free day though, can't be bad. you have vacation?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean, i have
Stranger: but i'm not on vacation :(
You: ah, too bad for you. ^^ you come here often(omegle)?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like to meet new people
Stranger: and you?
You: yeah, since a few days, I don't know it that long, lots of finnish people out here ^^
Stranger: haha
Stranger: there are many brazilians here too
You: yeah, and chinese guys, they're all 22 :P
Stranger: yeeah
Stranger: hahahaha funny
Stranger: i think they're sleeping now, but 4 hours ago, seems like they were all awake
You: so, are you smart?
Stranger: yes, at least, i think i am
Stranger: haha, and u?
You: If I could ask you 5 questions, if answered them all wrong, I give you my name, if you answer at leat one right, you give me your name
You: so you have to answer them wrong, allright? ^^
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nice game
You: 1. are you blonde?
Stranger: no
You: so you're blonde?
Stranger: no :(
You: wait.... do you unstand the idea? you should give WRONG answers ^^
Stranger: aah, ok ok ok
Stranger: got it
You: so,
You: 1. is bush the president of the US?
Stranger: yes
You: 2. are you over 18?
Stranger: yes
You: 3. have you ever met someone from omegle in real life?
Stranger: yes
You: 4. do you like how this conversation is going?
Stranger: no
You: 5. will you give me your name?
Stranger: yes
You: so.. what is it?
Stranger: Luiza, and yours?
You: ****** ^^
Stranger: cool
You: so, let's turn it around, you ask the questions, if I win, you tell me how you look ^^ ok?
You: and if you win, I will of course
Stranger: you're so modest
Stranger: haha
You: ^^ so, go ahead :)
Stranger: i'm not that good with creating questions, is that any other game that we can play?
You: you think of something
Stranger: ok, let me see
Stranger: 1- whats the color of Napoleon's White horse?
You: purple
Stranger: 2- who is Lula?
You: a frog who lives in africa
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 3- whats the best country in the world?
You: brazzz...no, china
Stranger: wow, thats so wron
Stranger: haha
Stranger: *wrong
You: yeah, it allmost was ^^
Stranger: 4- who used to say 'yes, we can'?
You: bush
Stranger: 5- how do you look like?
You: come on, think of something more original, not my trick ^^
Stranger: no way, way better use yours
You: allright then, I'm fat, I'm like...274 kg, I am a girl, I have lang hair and I never wear clothes
You: I can assure you, none of it was true, so....how do you look? ^^
Stranger: thaaats so not fair
Stranger: i'm not too tall, but not too short, brunette, so cool haha, light brown eyes
Stranger: i guess it is
You: allright :) I have dark brown hair, blue eyes, I'm 71 kg, 1.73 tall, short hair
Stranger: long and brown hair
You: so, you met a lot of weird people here?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: there are so many crazy people here, omg haha
Stranger: and you?
You: yeah, all sorts of strange people, can be funny at times, but also annoying
Stranger: i know. and there are so many people here that hate brazilians
Stranger: arghh :@
Stranger: haha
You: really?
You: maybe it's just because they meet too much of them. :P
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thats what i thought
You: hey, but I got to go, do you have msn or email or anything? I thought it was quite a nice conversation. ^^
Stranger: yeah, me too
Stranger: ********@live.com
You: allright, have a nice rest of the day! :)
Stranger: you too

Aan de ervaringsdeskundigen hier, zijn dit soort mensen meestal echt?
 
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Ofcourse, ze zit nu met 2 vingers over haar clitje te wrijven.
 
pics.
 
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You: hey

Stranger: sup

You: i've got a question

Stranger: go on

You: i want anal coïtus but my boyfriend does not

You: what to do?

Stranger: wait for him to go to sleep

Stranger: get him hard

Stranger: and just do it

You: but

You: im a girl

Stranger: he'll wake up and it'll be too late

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: lower yourself on yeah

You: **** off

Stranger: nahhh

Stranger: i'm being super serious

You: i was looking for a serious answer

Stranger: like 100%

You: you ****head !1!!!1111

Stranger: whoooa

Stranger: just talk to him serious

Stranger: promise him he can use like 2 condoms or somethin

You: hm

You: he said

Stranger: is he afraid of shitdick?

You: 'only if you shave your anal beard'

You: but i wont

You: hey, its naturel

Stranger: aw lawdy

You: mevrouw de rechtah, heeft een veel te grote bek voor dr leeftijd

You: kankah h**r

Stranger: SUDDENLY DUTCH

You: YES

Stranger: OH LAWD

You: OH LOL

Stranger: I lol'd.
 
Die rijstkakkers...echt, ik moet ze niet (op Omegle)

You: HI

Stranger: hi

You: How r u?

Stranger: fine,and u?

You: I'm cool

You: How's life over there in.....?

Stranger: where a u from?

You: Belgium

You: you?

Stranger: china

You have disconnected.
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: my name is luppie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:

I lol'd.
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: my name is luppie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:

I lol'd.

You: Hey
You: I'm jeffa40
Stranger: hi
You: I'm jeffa40
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ok, het was niet het eerste geprek nee.....
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 14, female, finland
Stranger: yours?
You: 68,male germany
You: wanna get dirty?
Stranger: haista vittu oot liian vanha
Stranger: HAHAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
You: nee nee,ppen is wel lekker
Stranger: juu mee vittuu
You: HAHAHA YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
You: what are you saying?

:roflol:
gebruik www.google.com/translate voor simpele vertalingen ;)
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi i'm luppie
You: luppie ludwig
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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