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2 maanden geblesseerd geweest, begin nu weer rustig aan, van maandag dus ook weer streng op de voeding. Daarom vandaag ff wat kaasbroodjes, döner ( niet eens zo heel slecht volgens mij ) en een panini. Ha. Was met mn vriendin dus die was ook blij dat ik eindelijk eens normaal mee deed.
 
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So tonight, I wasn't in the greatest of moods and decided I wanted to forever alone it in the apartment since my roommate is out of town since first year of college just ended. He went back to Cali to visit his parents. Anyway, I decided I'd just chill at home, drink a few brewskies, and play some CoD and chit like that, just hang low. BUT there's this fuarkin' dirty b*ch who always wants to come over and smash (which I have before, many times) but tonight I told her no, just wanted hang out alone, plus she's the type to get around a lot.

So I was just chillin', doing my thing. And all the sudden this bish shows up at my ****ing apartment. I'm like what the ****? It wouldn't be that bad, but this girl is a dirty girl. Like, her crabs have herpes, dirty...

She proceeds to get in bed with me, in the middle of my SnD match (****in sloot), and starts talking dirty to me, trying to horn me up. Saying things like "I want your dik inside me, I want you to fuk me so hard". I responded with "I'm sorry, but I don't have any condoms." She keeps on going with it, trying to talk dirty to me so I will just slide it in. I tell her no again, saying "I don't have any condoms, I don't have any tall bags, saran wrap, and I definitely don't know black magic, so sorry, n-o." She starts getting a little upset, and responds with, "It's okay, let's just rawdog it". When she said that at first, it wasn't a huge deal, until I thought for a second while finishing my game. Any girl who uses the term "rawdog" in her phrases, should be a major red flag. Anyway, I told her no again, no condoms. Then finally she told me just need to get off and told me to put something inside of her. At first I was like, my fingers can't get herpes, then said fuk that, that's gross. And remember, I don't have any of my toys (dildos, vibrators, etc.) because they're all in storage, I'm currently still moving into my apartment.

Anyway, I'm looking around for something in my room. The first thing I could ****ing find is my TV remote. (WTF was I thinking). So I slide it in her, start doing moving it in and out, like you would a dildo. I keep doing this for like 30 seconds tops, she's going crazy (fukking gross), clenching on to my pillows, having the loudest orgasm I've ever heard.

All the sudden, I hear this "pop" sound. She stops moaning. I pull out the remote, and MY FUKKING BATTERY LATCH came off of the remote (while inside of this fukkin sloot) AND lost one of my fukking batteries. She started freaking the **** out. And remember, this bish is a ****ing disgusting girl so I was NOT about to stick my fingers in there and fish out the battery and the latch, fuk that. So she starts trying to find them, I tell her to get up and do some jumping jacks and chit to maybe dislodged them and come closer to the hole so she can get them. She proceeds to do jumping jacks and after a good 10 fukking minutes, she FINALLY get's them out.

After that, she got all her clothes on and went storming out of the door. Embarrassed as fuark. I have no clue what to do right now besides report this to the misc because it's 3 in the fukking morning.

So misc, what the fuk should I do about this? I'm definitely not ever going to contact or try to get her back over or anything like that. I'm embarrassed and almost feel violated....

Cliffs
-Roommate is out of town, just stayed home tonight and drank a little bit/played CoD
-Bish calls me trying to come over, I say no
-Comes over to apartment anyway, tries to fuk me
-She is a dirty girl, and I have no condoms, proceed to say no
-She says to rawdog, I say no again
-Tells me she needs to get off right now, stick something inside of her
-Closest thing I could find was TV remote
-Stuck it in, Battery latch came undone while in her fukking vaj, latch and 1 battery get stuck
-She does jumping jacks to help get them out
-Finally gets them out, storms out apartment
-I don't even know what to do with myself right now

So misc, what the fuk should I do?

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---------- Post toegevoegd Sat 5 May 2012 om 18:27 ----------

De eiwitrepen dus :o.
 
mooie sterkste limburger wedstrijd gezien :D wel in de regen
 
Heerlijk nachtje gehad gisteravond :)

en vanavond naar Nightmare in Rotjeknor :D
 
Marcels kookkunsten :meal:
 
Als je er nog een zonder textiel kwijt wil, pm mij dan maar.
 
broek breedtemaat 34 of 32 past me nu :):)
 
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