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[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.

 

[Sephirothsnake]

Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.

 

[mhr team]

gij hebt prcies naar yo mama gekeken op mtv

 

[mhr team]

twee domblondjes willen een kameeltocht
maken.ze vragen aan de woestijnman of er nog een kameel over is.ja,zegt de woestijnman maar die stopt onder weg.en als die stopt,moet je een rietje in zijn kont steken en er op blazen.oke,zeggen de dom blondjes.een tijdje later stopt de kameel.een blondje steekt een rietje in de kont en blaast er op.een uurtje later stopt de kameel weer.het ander blondje doet het rietje uit de kont draait het om en blaast er op.het andere blondje en vraagt:waarom draai je dat rietje om?je denkt toch niet dat ik aan je speeksel ga zuigen zeker?

 

[mhr team]

Waarom gooien domme blondjes de dobbelsteen tegen het plafond?

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