Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ****. Of all the English words that begin with the letter f, **** is the only word that is referred to as the f word.
It's the one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. ****, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'frigen' which means to strike.
In English, **** falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance 'John ****s Shirley', as an intransitive verb: 'Shirley ****s'.
Its meaning is not always coïtusual. It can be used as an adjective such as: 'John is doing all the ****ing work'; as a part of an adverb: 'Shirley talks too ****ing much'; as an adverb enhancing an adjective: 'Shirley is ****ing beautiful'; as a noun: 'I don't give a ****'; as part of a word: 'abso****inglutely' or 'in****ingcredible' and as almost every word in the sentence '**** the ****ing ****ers'.
We realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of ****, as in these examples describing situations such as:
fraud: 'I've got ****ed at the used cars lot',
dismay: 'Oh, **** it',
trouble: 'I guess I'm really ****ed now',
aggression: 'Don't **** with me, buddy',
difficulty: 'I don't understand this ****ing question',
inquiry: 'Who the **** was that?',
dissatisfaction: 'I don't like what the **** is going on here',
incompetence : 'He's a ****-off.'
dismissal: 'Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself?'.
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purposes applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?. We say: use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: **** YOU!.
