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Praten met volslagen strangers

Haha check deze :roflol:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: je moeder
You: hi!
You: say something?
Stranger: nederlandse
Stranger: mensenD
Stranger: :Dhahaha
You: euh wat?
Stranger: geert wilders fan
You: echt?
You: Arnoldfan?
Stranger: nee tuuurlijk niet
You: wie dan?
Stranger: aboutaleb
You: say what?
Stranger: waar kom je vandaan
You: Antwerpen
Stranger: ahh belg
Stranger: belh
You: niet goed :'( ?
Stranger: belhe zijn dom??
You: wie zegt dat :O
Stranger: IKK en hitler
Stranger: ook
You: en wij weten allemaal als Hitler het zegt..
Stranger: lang leve meine fuhrer
You: jawol!

Tot zover de bot theorie :roflol:

Benieuwd hoe het gesprek verder gaat.
edit: hij heeft gedisconnect :(
 
Stranger: hi
You: bring the shizzle
You: where you from
Stranger: aw 4 sho ma nizzle
Stranger: miami
Stranger: 305
Stranger: yayoo land
You: miami sucks, true?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no where u from?
You: i'm on top of the world, Belgium
Stranger: hahaahahahahahahaha
Stranger: aahahahahahaha
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: now dat sucks!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:roflol:

Grappig want hij heeft gelijk :roflol:
 
You: can I take your order please
Stranger: Two Pizzas
You: would you like some coke with that ?
Stranger: What's the biggest coke you have?
You: package of 1 gram up to 15 gram
Stranger: Humm
Stranger: I'll have the 15 gram
Stranger: but now you can forget abo t the pizzas
Stranger: I'll have only the coke
You: Gotcha b*ch you're on online internet cops !!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Oh no!
You: run for your life sucka

OMG, ik kreeg een flashback bij deze uit me slaap, alsof ik het al had gezien een keer, lolllll :o
 
You: hello?!
Stranger: obina
You: obina?
Stranger: google
You: obama?
Stranger: no, obina
You: ok, obina
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: im gay!!
You: I'm afraid dude!
Stranger:
fear that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:o
 
Stranger: hi
You: ola
Stranger: do you have big boobs?
You: huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ones
You: you said balls right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: my mom said to me that i am not allowed to speak to strangers :(
You: why does she **** strangers then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i hope you excuse me but i tend to do silly faces on most of my pics
Stranger: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m89/Gorthor_WoW/C27FF516-25A7-43CD-8F32-2B00D570E23.jpg
You: i love japan
Stranger: thats when i had just cut a mohawk xD
Stranger: yeah, japan is cool
Stranger: another place that would be cool to live in
You: ahhhh that's sooo coool :p
Stranger: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m89/Gorthor_WoW/DSC00370.jpg
Stranger: the other pic
Stranger: also old so i have way longer hair
You: like a model
Stranger: >_>
You: =) your nice
Stranger: you're just saying that


:roflol:!!!11!!!1 :roflol:
 
Hahaha, zo grappig die gast stuurde gewoon pics van hem hij dacht ik was een geile wijf :p
 
lol ze spammen er voor mybrute :roflol:
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: dbb
Stranger: huh
You: how are you
Stranger: great
Stranger: you
You: doin nice
You: bit hony
Stranger: me 2
You: mmm nice
Stranger: oh yeah
You: wanna see my 12 incherr?
Stranger: hell yes
You: oh wait your a dude of chickita
You: :P
You: or
Stranger: which do u like ?
You: hahaha your a dude huh :P
 
4294 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: were you from?
Stranger: alabama
You: i'm from the netherlands
Stranger: you
You: the land of drugs and hookers
Stranger: you a girl
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaa
You: you know?
Stranger: thats what my life consists of
You: legal weed and hookers
You: hahahaha!
You: it's like a dream come true
Stranger: can you get ahold of abstinence
Stranger: yes it is
You: abstinence? what the **** is that?
Stranger: i dont know if thats how you spell it
You: a drug?
Stranger: but its the alchole where it makes you hillusinate and shit
You: ohhhh that shit
Stranger: yeaa
You: yeahh i know
You: here in holland, we can get anything
You: serious
Stranger: no shit
You: shit is crazy
Stranger: well if i send you some money can you send me some?
You: cocaine, heroin, weed, hasj, xtc
You: especially xtc
Stranger: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: you think i'm a drugsdealer he?
You: hahaha
You: how old are you?
Stranger: nope bc im a drug dealer no shit
Stranger: 23
You: you're a dealer? no shit? in what?
Stranger: weed and coc
You: give me some prices in the us
You: 1gram of coke
You: or 1 joint
Stranger: 500 dollars
You: 1 gram 500 dollars
You: hahahaha
You: one hell of a business
Stranger: 3-4 dollars for a joint
Stranger: of weed
You: oke about the same as here
You: about 2700 dollars for a kilo weed
You: all dry
You: how about in the us?
You: for a kilo?
Stranger: wow thats a rip off
Stranger: yep
Stranger: weed is alot cheaper here
You: get the **** out of here man!
Stranger: i swear
You: it's illegal in the us
Stranger: yeap
You: damn
Stranger: so it sucks that its illegal
You: its illegal and still many pot smokers, hahaha
Stranger: but a pound of some chronic is 200 bucks
You: system doesn't work
Stranger: yea
Stranger: bc everyone grows it
You: with special equipment?
Stranger: yea
You: you know; lamps en shit
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: i had i sytem to grow hydro
Stranger: but got busted
You: you know, here in holland, if you get caught you only have to pay money
You: no jail cel
Stranger: i wish it was like that here
Stranger: shit we have to go to the pojey
Stranger: pokey
Stranger: haha
You: you can have 5 plants, but no proffesional equipment
Stranger: yea we cant either
You: and xtc, also widely avalable in the us?
Stranger: we cant have that
Stranger: thats why we grow it in the middle of some woods
Stranger: yea
You: you know; xtc pills
Stranger: yea
Stranger: that trip
Stranger: makes your d*ck hard
You: do you know the pricess of a pill?
Stranger: some people lets it go for about a8- 20 dollars
Stranger: 18
You: yeah that's normal
Stranger: have you heard of oxycotton
You: in holland; if you buy 100 at once (dealers) ; 1 dollar
You: in the bars and clubs; 5 dollar a pill
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: no they are small circle pills
You: no shit, the whole ****ing country is eating that shit in the clubs
Stranger: yea
You: little round pills
Stranger: yea
You: with the substance MDMA
You: one hell of a drug ;-)
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: in the us
You: make you trip like a MOFO
Stranger: it goes for 1 a milligram
Stranger: ldollar
You: MDMA?
Stranger: yea
You: expensive
Stranger: yea it is
You: speed and xtc is widely available here in holland
You: no problem
Stranger: but most people lets them go for 60 if its an 80 milligram pill
Stranger: its kinda here
You: yeah here the most pillls are about 80 till 120mg mdma pills
Stranger: yea thats like here
You: sometimes you get screwed and you have about 80mg
You: sometimes you get lucky and you have a pill thats 120mg mdma
You: one hell of a night than!
Stranger: not here bc people will get shot over that shit
Stranger: i bet
You: crazy shit
Stranger: but imma get off here man
Stranger: nice talkin to you
You: is cool man
You: and remember; drugs are bad ;)
You: peace
 
Gvd, ik had een facebook geregeld, maar ik kom er verder nooit, dus geen vrienden. Ze vond het verdacht, helaas. :roflol:
 
You: hi
Stranger: dia senhor
(country?)
You: uganda
You: you>
Stranger: ****!
tahts messed up!
brazil
You: i'm there for busniss
Stranger: uganda...i reaaly dont know NOTHING about you...
You: i'm from france
Stranger: NOW that nice!
Stranger: france i know somethings...
You: yeah
Stranger: wht do u know about brazil?
You: I'm a realy big black n*gger with a 12 incher .. i just got home to uganda to **** my wife and my albino sheep in the ass so
You: brazil is allot of shemales
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHA

Stranger: albino sheep hahahha
You: and brazil gotr
You: brazil got ronaldo the bunny teeth
Stranger: gotr?
You: :P
Stranger: HAHA
bunny theet is the best
Stranger: president sarkozy
and here is....
You: yeah but zidane the bald ****face is better
Stranger: hate zidane
You: but i love shemales
You: there the best in rio the janario
Stranger: didi u know tha zidane has the same sound of "**** it" in portuguese??
Stranger: hate rio
You: which place you from
Stranger: sao paulo
Stranger: hte greatst and the best
You: is that cool
You: do those chicks do anal with ease ???
Stranger: we have some litle fights with rio
kind of a competition
...maybe, my mom cost like 15 bucks
Stranger: wanna go in?
You: ah football comp???
Stranger: no, all around comp
business
football
tourism
You: If your momma wanna do anal i'll give here the r15 bucks
You: and give here a deepthroat session
Stranger: YEAH!
so we gone have meal for a YEAR!!!!
You: soa poala is hot to
Stranger: poala???
You: nice beach
Stranger: hummm
beachs
Stranger: are nice
Stranger: so..thats it
**** u and good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
"Can you get a hold of abstinence?" :roflol:
 
Stranger: heeey
You: hi
You: what's up?
You: what the **** are you doing on the internet?
You: you know what i think, i thinks most people on chat sites are ugly nerds in real life, what do you think about that?
Stranger: virtual coïtus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



****ing wanker!
 
You: hi stranger
Stranger: Hi there
Stranger: Who am I chatting with?
You: please tell me you're a woman, because i actually gonna kill myself if not
Stranger: Sorry mate, but I can tell you that this might be a wrong place to find a girl :)
You: you're right
You: it's raining d**ks all night long
 
deze is leuk;

You: hai
Stranger: are you a perv?
You: no you? are you another ****ing wanker who wants to jerk off?
Stranger: NO
You: thank god
Stranger: all i talk to are pervie pervie pervs!
You: same over here
Stranger: yuck
You: the internet......
You: the ideal place for ugly people who can't get a date in real life
You: hey, do you know a good porn site, i want to jerk off?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: what the **** are you doing on the internet?
Stranger: What the **** are you doing with ur life? Kill yourself
You: i might just do that, do you have any tips?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: jumping in front of trains will do.
Stranger: or hang urself
You: experience with that?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i came out of heaven now
You: oke, but it didn't work that well
Stranger: it didnt, i was too pretty.
You: no talk for a angel...
You: sure it was heaven? sounds like hell to me....
Stranger: Nah im pretty sure it was heaven. since heaven dont accept gays.
You: hahahaha!
You: nice one
Stranger: :)
You: but are you another mother****er with no real life, trying to get a life on the internet?
Stranger: Nah, im social
You: another internet player
Stranger: nah.
You: where you from anyway?
Stranger: the netherlands.
Stranger: u?
You: get the **** out of here?
You: alabama
You: i went to the netherlands once
Stranger: holland = weed. weed= life,
You: yeah man, weed and hookers
You: love that country
Stranger: its to hard for u out here.
Stranger: :D
You: you know amsterdam
You: yeah sure
Stranger: no i dont.
Stranger: offcourse
Stranger: idiot,.
You: goddamn one hell of a city
Stranger: i know
Stranger: been to the red light district?
You: what's the price for a joint
You: a good joint
Stranger: like..
Stranger: 10 euro 1.3 Gram
You: damn!
You: you're a smoker?
Stranger: sometimes
You: are you from amsterdam?
Stranger: nah, live close though. 85km awya
Stranger: away*
You: whats the name of that city?
Stranger: eindhoven
You: oja eindhoven de gekste, was er laatst nog met awakenings in klokgebouw
You: hahahahahaha!
Stranger: haha, kijk hem dan:p
You: die was vers of inet
You: hahahahaha!
Stranger: die was lauw
 
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