Post status on facebook
-get no likes after 5 minutes
-having second thoughts
-delete status and word it differently so people might like it better
-post status again
-read it over and decide i dont like it
-delete it again
-spend several minutes rewording it and post it 1 more time
-get a comment 10 minutes later
-heart skips beat
-excited
-comment: "Why do you keep deleting and reposting this?"
-heart drops
-start to feel slightly nauseous
-start to type out reply explaining what happened
-realize I would sound like a phaggot
-throw up in bathroom
-come back to computer
-delete status again
-eventually I get an IM message from girl I used to have a crush on (but now has a BF) saying "stop spamming"
-get scared
-can't think of wtf I should say
-start typing something
-takes 2 minutes to write sentence
-realize she can see that im taking 2 minutes to write a sentence
-hands start sweating
-hand slips and accidentally hits enter
-cant delete and reword it
-then i throw up again
-came back to computer
-deleted facebook
-haven't been this depressed since high school
-get no likes after 5 minutes
-having second thoughts
-delete status and word it differently so people might like it better
-post status again
-read it over and decide i dont like it
-delete it again
-spend several minutes rewording it and post it 1 more time
-get a comment 10 minutes later
-heart skips beat
-excited
-comment: "Why do you keep deleting and reposting this?"
-heart drops
-start to feel slightly nauseous
-start to type out reply explaining what happened
-realize I would sound like a phaggot
-throw up in bathroom
-come back to computer
-delete status again
-eventually I get an IM message from girl I used to have a crush on (but now has a BF) saying "stop spamming"
-get scared
-can't think of wtf I should say
-start typing something
-takes 2 minutes to write sentence
-realize she can see that im taking 2 minutes to write a sentence
-hands start sweating
-hand slips and accidentally hits enter
-cant delete and reword it
-then i throw up again
-came back to computer
-deleted facebook
-haven't been this depressed since high school
