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- Topic starter Snoezepoes
- Startdatum
- Recente activiteit Recente activiteit:
- Reacties 214
- Weergaven 15.277
- Volgers 29
- Lid sinds
- 10 dec 2006
- Berichten
- 3.942
- Waardering
- 2.413
mastermovies?
Angelus
Gargantuan Beast
- Lid sinds
- 4 feb 2008
- Berichten
- 31.508
- Waardering
- 3.499
- Lengte
- 1m86
- Massa
- 100kg
- Vetpercentage
- 8%
BeUrt
Freaky Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 18 sep 2008
- Berichten
- 5.821
- Waardering
- 335
- Lengte
- 1m82
- Massa
- 84kg
- Lid sinds
- 12 jan 2005
- Berichten
- 13.609
- Waardering
- 447
- Lid sinds
- 24 jan 2009
- Berichten
- 2.741
- Waardering
- 220
- Lengte
- 1m86
- Massa
- 89kg
Trickster
Competitive Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 23 okt 2005
- Berichten
- 2.296
- Waardering
- 254
- Lengte
- 1m79
- Massa
- 107kg
- Vetpercentage
- 10%
#1: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
#2 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
#3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
#4 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
LOL
#2 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
#3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
#4 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
LOL
Snoezepoes
Advanced Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 25 jun 2009
- Berichten
- 1.091
- Waardering
- 48
- Lengte
- 1m70
Haha
"One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter."
"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."
"When you ASSUME you make an A-S-S out of U and Me."
Trickster
Competitive Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 23 okt 2005
- Berichten
- 2.296
- Waardering
- 254
- Lengte
- 1m79
- Massa
- 107kg
- Vetpercentage
- 10%
#5 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
#7 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
#8 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
#7 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
#8 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Snoezepoes
Advanced Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 25 jun 2009
- Berichten
- 1.091
- Waardering
- 48
- Lengte
- 1m70
Hahaha geweldig hierboven
"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young."
"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."
"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."
"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young."
"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."
"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again."
Trickster
Competitive Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 23 okt 2005
- Berichten
- 2.296
- Waardering
- 254
- Lengte
- 1m79
- Massa
- 107kg
- Vetpercentage
- 10%
haha ook nice! Hier nog een paar:
#9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
#10 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
#11 Having coïtus is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
#12 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
#9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
#10 War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
#11 Having coïtus is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
#12 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- Lid sinds
- 7 jan 2007
- Berichten
- 8.273
- Waardering
- 307
- Lengte
- 1m79
Don_Nastee
Advanced Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 25 aug 2004
- Berichten
- 1.162
- Waardering
- 38
- Lengte
- 1m84
- Massa
- 93kg
Snoezepoes
Advanced Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 25 jun 2009
- Berichten
- 1.091
- Waardering
- 48
- Lengte
- 1m70
Omhoog ermee!
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Hahaha.. jij moet meer posten jij.
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Hahaha.. jij moet meer posten jij.
- Lid sinds
- 16 mei 2006
- Berichten
- 59.513
- Waardering
- 22.094
vrounieluutje
Freaky Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 19 dec 2007
- Berichten
- 6.003
- Waardering
- 456
Omhoog ermee!
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Hahaha.. jij moet meer posten jij.
jij minder
Snoezepoes
Advanced Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 25 jun 2009
- Berichten
- 1.091
- Waardering
- 48
- Lengte
- 1m70
- Lid sinds
- 26 jan 2010
- Berichten
- 9.577
- Waardering
- 2.963
Snoezepoes
Advanced Bodybuilder
- Lid sinds
- 25 jun 2009
- Berichten
- 1.091
- Waardering
- 48
- Lengte
- 1m70
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