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Yeah buddy :)
 
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not bad.plaatje

Ik zit op dit moment wel in that moment waarop je beseft dat je te oud bent om haar nog te kunnen naaien maar dat wel zou willen en of dat je dan een soort pedo maakt..:o

Hij is toch 17? Dan is 15 nog wel te doen... 14 niet meer!

Beste is gewoon maximaal 1 jaar jonger :) Of net zoals mij; 3 jaar ouder :D
 

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my d*ck. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my d*ck. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later.

My 30 inch d*ck is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my d*ck. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
 
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my d*ck. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my d*ck. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later.

My 30 inch d*ck is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my d*ck. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

De nieuwe shakespeare :roflol:
 
Per ongeluk tijgerbalsem op mijn ballen gesmeerd (moest op lies).

Me gusta.
 
Borsthaar in zoverre geschoren dat het niet meer boven m'n V-hals uitkomt. Een dezer dagen even met de tondeuse erover en weg is het haar :)
 
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my d*ck. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my d*ck. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later.

My 30 inch d*ck is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my d*ck. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

now that, is one cool story bro. seems legit
 
not bad.plaatje

Ik zit op dit moment wel in that moment waarop je beseft dat je te oud bent om haar nog te kunnen naaien maar dat wel zou willen en of dat je dan een soort pedo maakt..:o

hmmm

dat houd je nog wel een paar jaar, ik heb er ook nog steeds last van dat ik meiden van 16-18 wel zou willen doen :D

inb4 pedobear approves
 
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