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Big Steve zei:Bij mij ook typ maar van:
Waar blijven mijn ****ing dvd's schiet eens op klootzak.
Peppino zei:God:
Do you mean,? Am I a collaborator? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
is god a schizophrenic?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
why talk in 3rd person?
en toen stond ie met een mond vol tanden XD
DiSTuRBeD zei:Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
disturbed
God:
It's good to see you, disturbed.
Me:
i have a question god...
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
how do i get my girfriend to fist**** herself anally?
God:
First tell me why you want it.
Me:
because it makes me horny
God:
That makes sense to me. In what way?
Me:
in an anal fist****ing way
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
dark
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
yes, very literally
God:
I hear you. Perhaps. Tell me more about your.
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
what? i thought you were god!
God:
No problem. Of course I am.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no you dumb ****, it isn't
God:
Are you serious? Message to all Robots: disturbed called me dumb.
Me:
am i going to get spanked now by your robots?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
i know i did, but how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
i don't give a rat's ass about joe
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
anal coïtus
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
lesbian coïtus
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
i think not!
Dus: god doet aan masturbatie...
Me:
hey collegue
God:
You've got my full attention. Tell me a story.
Me:
I thought i was the only god
God:
Where were you the only god?
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
it's a mess
God:
on earth is a mess. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you bet it does
God:
Aha.
Me:
so you're not here a lot are you?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am in Heaven.
Me:
maybe you should descend more often
God:
Perhaps. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
so what do you do up there?
God:
Take it easy. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
do you have any idea how many people are suffering down here?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
so you don't mind if i take over on earth?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if you take over on earth? Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
is that a yes or a no?
God:
That depends.
Me:
on what?
God:
The context.
Me:
you're not a realy smart fellow are you?
God:
Give me an example of a smart fellow.
Me:
me
God:
With you?
Me:
with me?
God:
" With you?"? With you?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
ok never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Er.
Je hoort het MarcW, it's all goodMe:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
anale verkrachting
God:
OK I will call you anale verkrachting.
Me:
so god, sup?
God:
I see. I am a Christian.
Me:
catholic or protestant?
God:
" I see. I am a Christian."? catholic or protestant?
Me:
For creating the universe and all, you're not very smart
God:
Your purpose is creating the universe and all my not very smart.
Me:
no, my purpose is to rape the universe
God:
Are you serious? That's very original.
Me:
yeah, i know
God:
Oh. How do you know it?
Me:
noone has ever raped the universe before
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
no it isn't you dumb****
God:
Are you serious? catholic or protestant is not me dumb****?
Me:
what the **** are you talking about god
God:
The topic is catholic or protestant. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
let's start a new topic
God:
I started without you.
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so god, how do you feel about anally raping children?
God:
It's all good.
HELIGE POEP, GOD IS EIGENLIJK DE DONKERE HEERSER LUCIFERGod:
When?"" How? Who taught you?"? I did?"? Me, SATAN?