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When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”
There is no “I” in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Vin Diesel!” Then she had had coïtus with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s crap.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his “Filet of Child” sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those
listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi’s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children’s hospital.
The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”
There is no “I” in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel.
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Vin Diesel!” Then she had had coïtus with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s crap.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his “Filet of Child” sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those
listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi’s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children’s hospital.
The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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