TimothyM
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- 21 jan 2012
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- 1m80
- Massa
- 63kg
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There was a time at the Old Westside gym where I couldn't gain weight to save my f-g life.
There was this dude who trained there who could just put on weight like f-g magic. He'd go from 198 to 308 and then to 275 and back down to 198. And he was never fat. It was amazing.
I finally asked him one day how he did it.
"You mean I never told you the secret to gaining weight? Come outside and I'll fill you in."
Now remember, we're at Westside Barbell. And this guy wants to go outside to talk so no one else can hear. Think about that for a minute. What the hell is he going to tell me? This must be some serious s-t if we have to go outside, I thought.
So we get outside and he starts talking.
"For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don't care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that s-t down and eat. That's your breakfast."
At this point I'm thinking this guy is nuts. But he's completely serious.
"For lunch you're gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don't want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG BS. I don't care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can't let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter."
"For dinner you're gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don't like sardines, don't put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that f-kr up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that s-t over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the s-t out of it."
"Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that f-kr. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals."
This guy is in a zen-like state when he's talking about this.
"Now you're on the clock," he continues. "After 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you're full. Don't listen to that s-t. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I'm telling you now, you're going to get three or four pieces in and you're gonna want to quit. You f-g can't quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.
And if you can't finish it, don't you ever come back to me and tell me you can't gain weight. 'Cause I'm gonna tell you that you don't give a f-k about getting bigger and you don't care how much you lift!"
Did I do it? Hell yeah. Started the next day and did it for two months. Went from 260 pounds to 297 pounds. And I didn't get much fatter. One of the hardest things I've ever done in my life, though.
- Dave Tate
Eat more.
Weet niet of ik het verhaal goed begrepen heb of ik het serieus moet opnemen... Maar hij zegt dus eigenlijk dat het oké is om troep naar binnen te werken en dat die droge kip allemaal onnodig is?
Hij raadt McDonalds, Chinees en pizza aan... Dingen die ik nog niet eens 1 keer in de maand eet.
Probeer eens een maandje hetvolgende:
7:00 cornflakes met melk + shake
9:00 4 bruin pindakaas
11:30 4 bruin vleeswaren + shake
14:00 4 bananen
15:00 4 bruin pindakaas + shake
17:30 avondeten warm
20:00 4 bruin kaas + shake
22:00 2 bananen
23:00 bakje kwark
Die shakes hak je dus in twee en verspreid je. Drie keer chinees eten? Eet maar gewoon brood. Drink geen frisdrank tussendoor maar thee of water en blijf van alle caffeine houdende en suiker houdende produkten af. Ik heb de voedingswaarde niet berekend, maar dit zou echt voldoende moeten zijn. (vooral met de shakes). Probeer anders volgende maand een extra boterham toe te voegen. Nog beter is de cornflakes vervangen door brinta of havermout. Cornflakes eerst fijnprakken voor er melk bij te doen, past er meer in je bord en lijkt het minder.
Is alleen voor echt hele skinnie mensen van toepassing.
Ben ik het niet mee eens, je ziet heel veel skinny mensen die alleen maar mac enzo eten en worden daar niet minder skinny van in tegendeel als ze eens normale calorieen gaan eten komen ze wel aan.
Komt dit miss omdat skinny mensen die rotzooi calorieen juist niet opnemen?
Hele skinnie mensen kunnen gewoon smerig bulken omdat ze toch nog niet zoveel vet hebben, daar heb ik het over.
Als je 14-15% vet hebt en je gaat alleen maar tyfuszooi eten dan word je moddervet.
Komt dit miss omdat skinny mensen die rotzooi calorieen juist niet opnemen?
