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(1m75) Hugh Hefner, ~1,000. You know a list of perverts is gonna get weird when Hugh Hefner comes in *last*.

Simon Cowell (1m75) , Dennis Rodman and Jack Nicholson, ~2,000 each. All three of these guys has claimed to have slept with 2,000 partners. (In Jack's case, it's other people making the claim; obviously Simon and Dennis are saying it about themselves.)

With these numbers, there's an outside chance that there are a few women who've been with all three. Although the odds are she didn't get Chinatown/Cuckoo's Nest-era Jack, Pistons-era Rodman AND second season of Idol-era Simon. I'm thinking it's probably more like blu blocker sunglasses-era Jack, Apprentice-era Rodman and creepy boy band scout-era Simon.

Julio Iglesias, ~3,000. If Anna Kournikova didn't exist, Enrique could've doubled that up. And if women weren't lying when they say sense of humor is the most important quality in a guy, Gabriel could've too.

Ron Jeremy (1m68), ~4,000. Ron Jeremy's one of two porn stars on the list, and one of the few porn stars who actually throws a number out there. (I couldn't find any female porn stars' numbers.) Also, once about seven or eight years ago, when I was living in the Hollywood area, I was at a grocery store around midnight on a Tuesday and Ron Jeremy stumbled in and bought three disposable cameras and an apple. In other words: He's still adding to his tally. (Or doing a series of still lifes?)

Gene Simmons, ~4,600. I'm not exactly sure why, but this one manages to feel like the grossest on the list.

Charlie Sheen (1m78), ~5,000. This brings up a debate: Does it count toward your lifetime tally if you pay for it? I believe Charlie Sheen's the only one on this list who's openly talked about paying for coïtus. (Although Hugh Hefner's "wives" are on salary. And the porn stars were paid for coïtus.) Also, does it count if you're probably combining a mix of your coïtusual experiences and the coïtusual experiences of your eponymous tv character?


Handsome young Warren Beatty.
Warren Beatty, ~12,775. This comes from his unauthorized 2010 biography, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America. The author estimated that Beatty was such a coïtus symbol that he had coïtus with someone new every single day of his entire single life -- from when he lost his virginity at age 20 until he married Annette Bening at 55.

That's 35 years at 365 women per year (unauthorized biographers always forget things like "leap years" and "fact checking") -- which equals 12,775. I'm thinking that estimate is pretty high. Then again, even I was seduced into buying a d*ck Tracy shirt as a kid -- so maybe Warren Beatty does have hypnotic charisma?

John Holmes, ~14,000. Holmes was in at least 2,200 pornos, and estimated that between those and his generally sexy social life he had 14,000 partners. (Well, actually 13,895.) A pornography historian -- how does that look on LinkedIn? -- estimates it was really more like 3,000. He IS the only person on this list to die from an STD, though... so, um, credibility?

Wilt Chamberlain, ~20,000. This is the most famous number on the list. In Wilt's 1991 autobiography, A View From Above, he claimed to have been with 20,000 different women -- all of whom were single at the time and none of whom got pregnant. That was based on an average of 1.2 women per day, every day, for his entire life. The number seems unbelievable -- but so do all of his NBA records, and there's documentation on those. He averaged 45.8 points per game in his NBA career. One season he averaged 48.53 minutes per game. Those numbers seem unbreakable and unrealistic today, too.

Fidel Castro, ~35,000. In a documentary about Castro, a Cuban official in his inner circle claims he had coïtus with 35,000 women. (If there had been a documentary about Kim Jong-Il, he probably would've claimed he had coïtus with 755 million. But I assume the only camera in North Korea is a VHS-C camcorder and they ran out of tapes back in 2003.)

http://www.11points.com/Dating-Sex/11_People_Who_Claim_To_Have_the_Most_Sexual_Partners_In_History

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